The Yesterday Gets A Replay!

You humans sure have short attention spans far and wide. A fact you don't even try to hide. The things you say attest to that. You can't even acknowledge yesterday's stat.

It's big big news.

We've given you clues.

Now it's to come.

Aliens caught probing a bum.

It is so true.

It's right here in view.

The world will quake.

Maybe to the hippy shake.

We aren't alone.

Get ET a phone.

Call Arnold or Glover.

They aren't an alien lover.

It's big news.

It's far better than some ocean cruise.

Public space travel is officially a thing.

You have to be as rich as a king.

For 10 million you can go.

You will be in the know.

You will fly and float.

That beats any old boat.

It's umm news.

That sports team decided to lose.

They made losing a fad.

Sports people aren't glad.

But what can you do?

We bring it to you.

You do the rest.

What? Back on that alienfest?

That was yesterday's news.

Don't even peruse.

It was big big then.

That was way back when.

Like 24 hours ago.

Now all are in the know.

We've got other news to send.

Beat it into the ground is also a trend.

We've got big big news.

Aliens go probing on the cruise.

That was never said.

Now get yesterday's news out of your head.

Don't you love how big big things go by the wayside after the news has given them a ride? They may beat things into the ground for a while as you turn many a dial, but eventually you humans ignore or forget it in mass. Why? Because a new big, or maybe not so, big big thing comes to pass. Because a losing team beats aliens probing in mass. Yep, that is so much bigger to any backside except for maybe my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.