A list for you.
A service for me.
Or both come due,
From little old we.
We being the winner.
You being the winner.
My, we aren't a sinner.
We'll both get a great dinner.
We take and you give.
That's the opt in way.
You need it to live.
You magically joined the fray.
You know you did.
You dreamed it up.
Don't pretend it was hid.
It was in your magic cup.
That is right.
It was there.
Cue the spotlight.
It was fair.
You opted in.
You opted with a click.
That is the win.
Don't be a dick.
That's on us?
Oh, come on.
Don't make a fuss.
This isn't a con.
You opted in.
You did it at night.
Take it on the chin.
Everything will be all right.
Just pay the fee.
Just take the mail.
Let everything be.
Now you can't fail.
You want to opt out?
We don't know how to do that.
Sorry, but that's not what we're about.
Just stay opted in where you're at.
Ever get opted into something that you never opted into? I'm sure there are a few things at many a zoo. Then when you try to opt out they magically have no clue. If you can find their magically hidden number or email address in view. Aren't you glad all you get opted in for here is my sass? That can never be opted out of from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Alex!
DeleteGood morning, Truedessa!
DeleteI opted out of being #1 today.
DeleteGot on in
DeleteFor the win
I g[am very pleased O opt to read your daily verse.
ReplyDeleteCheers me up no end.
Keep up the good work dear Pat.
Weekend wishes I do send.
Yvonne.
Glad it is cheer
DeleteWith one near
Fortunately the opting in has become less frequent. Maybe that European privacy law scared a few.
ReplyDeleteThat it could have indeed
DeleteAs it took seed
Drives me crazy trying to opt out. Norton makes you jump through lots of hoops to get out and then still does pop up windows trying to cnvince you that you'll be sorry!
ReplyDeleteYep, they have those sorry crap
DeleteAlways taking another lap
opt ins can be tricky. Or I had a subscription with the Wall Street Journal. I assumed I had not re-upped. I never paid for their subscription. But I kept getting it. Finally found out they had another form to fill out. Say what?
ReplyDeletehaha tricky they can be
DeleteAt each and every sea
i ordered a pair of shoes on line and ended up on their mailing list. Now, they send emails everyday. I tried to unsubscribe to opt out but, it took me to a page that says no display.
ReplyDeleteI called them to say, hey! I want to opt out. I was told to use the unsubscribes option. It doesn’t work, I explained. Then they told me to go to a store and they could fix it and for my troubles they would give me 30% off. Are you kidding me? I just want out, I wanted to shout!!!!
I stopped at a store it was in the mall, I told them my woe. They said, I had to log in and opt out,
it doesn’t work ‘, I explained. The sales woman said ‘sorry, but they had a big sale and she would give me 40% off. I wanted to scream make a big scene... haha... I said, , ‘how do I opt out of
this craziness’
she explained, ‘when you ordered on line and entered your email for tracking you opted in’ wow, what a scam,, to those I now hit spam. I am forever caught in their opt in and I want an opt out..it makes my head spin, for me this is not a win.
Should I scream and shout? Lol
Live and learn....
haha wow, that is sure a process at your sea
DeleteScammers big time after thee
Could report them to the BBB though
But is it worth it when in the spam they go?
I’ve missed the tiny opt-in a time or two
ReplyDeleteMakes me want to kick the computer with my shoe
haha just don't break it
DeleteThat could cost a bit
I've opted out and still get emails. Eventually I add them to my blocked list and report them as spam.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteBlocked they get by we
Opting out can be a real pain in the derriere. Companies must figure if they make the process difficult enough, people will simply give up and stop trying. There are some gym memberships that work like that. Once members agree to having a monthly fee automatically deducted from their banking accounts, they can never get out of it. Or so I've heard.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've heard of a few that way
DeleteHave to jump through 50 hoops before they stop taking your pay
Opt In Before Out With This Shout!
ReplyDeleteThey made it such, no way to opt out
It is all but a scam
To corner your name
One way is to block them and stay out
Hank
Block and stray
DeleteWorks any old way
We are really not big fans of getting opted in when we least expect it!
ReplyDeleteNope, sure not a fan
DeleteOn them we'd ban
I'm still trying to opt out of the
ReplyDeletecalls for warranty for vehicle repairs
I keep telling them to remove me from their list
but they keep calling me with their wares
betty
haha I've had that on a car long past gone
DeleteI just ignore them at this point and trash it and its con
That's happened to me before. I went to get a free sample and because one of the little boxes I didn't see was checked, I was subscribed to a magazine subscription.
ReplyDeleteAll it takes is one little box
DeleteThey sneak them in there and treat them like unopened locks
I HATE when someone automatically says you're getting something, or they're doing something, etc. whether you like it or not UNLESS you opt-out! What gives them the right to make your decisions for you? And I'm not even talking about the sneaky shit where you sign up for something unless you uncheck that almost-unseeable box on the page.
ReplyDeleteThey have the right they think
DeleteFor you are getting whatever and it should tickle you pink
L Diane Wolff said what I would say. Opt in, then try to opt out.
ReplyDeleteTry and try
DeleteSometimes it won't fly
Oh yes. My boys got opted into a medicare plan that we did not need or ask for. And now that they have it, we cannot change the plan until November. The current plan covers nothing. Ugh. Boo. WTH. lol....
ReplyDeleteThat is just nonsense
DeleteAll comes back to dollars and cents
I will opt out if there's a fee. And I unsubscribe from emails too. Keep my inbox free from scams and offers.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that
DeleteScams still find our mat
I did get opted into something even though I opted out! For some companies, no means yes!
ReplyDeleteYep, they just keep on with it
DeleteNo matter what opt in you hit
I have a gmail that I only use for business, so I never use it to sign up for newsletters. Magically though, I still have some coming through daily.
ReplyDeleteGotta love how that magically takes place
DeleteAnd you get more crap from cyber space
The political emails are some of the worst.
ReplyDeleteThey want to do good, but send the donation first.
Need that dough
DeleteAs they try with a crap show