The cat isn't really writing this, neither is Pat or Miss Priss. That would be Cassie if you didn't know. We can't take credit for the flow. Like the above, even if two, the flow is all for you with love. It just isn't the right thing. This is your ring. Not just yours, but yours and yours and yours too. Wow. You are all in sync with what you do.
This is the best.
It passes every test.
I should say you.
Each word is true.
Your car needs this and this.
It will leave you in complete bliss.
Such a state of mind is grand.
It is all for you but money in hand.
We are letting you go.
But it is all for you, you know.
We don't want to hold you back.
So we are doing for you and giving you the sack.
This is in your best interest.
You need a house guest.
So I'll just move in over there.
You'll hardly know I'm here, I swear.
This is where you should go.
It is so close to so and so.
You'll love being close by.
Then they...I mean you...won't have to fly.
This house is so you.
It has the best view.
I know it is because you got the dough.
But it is so you, don't you know.
We want to move your money here.
It is so much better than near.
It will give you great things in the end.
Besides, who wants to make money and spend.
It's a simple upgrade.
No need to even trade.
Just keep them both.
For you it promotes growth.
And don't forget my work.
You doing it is your perk.
It teaches you new skills and such.
But shhh, don't speak of it much.
You are the best.
You pass every test.
All of this is for you.
Believe everything to be true.
Don't you love that? How they spin stuff when they chew the fat. It is all the best course of action for you or some shit when really they aren't thinking of you one bit. They just want what they want in the end and will go on a conning trend. And they are even enough of a wanker to believe many don't see. Pffft they should just fall in cat pee. But wasn't this post grand that came to pass? It was yours and yours and maybe a bit from my little rhyming ass.
When they come to con, throw them out on the lawn.
A winner of oa poem Pat. most enjoyable to read.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your week.
Yvonne.
Yippeee for me
DeleteEverybody is in it for themselves.
ReplyDeleteThat they are indeed
DeleteYou got yourself one of those lovely retention basins?
ReplyDeleteYeah, and it is so lovely.
DeleteI'm so grateful this poem was for ME. Why are all of these other folks commenting. And do I get a free toaster for reading this. Oh wait, it was on an installment plan? Yeah, thanks for nothing.
ReplyDeleteYou get charged 0 interest on the first 3 months though.
DeleteYou have to arm yourself with skepticism when approaching anything offered these days!
ReplyDeleteThat you do. Most are out to get you.
DeleteTrust nearly no one?
ReplyDeleteBest way to be most days.
DeleteThis Is Your Post At My Coast!
ReplyDeleteGives the right for us to boast
Not in a hurry
But just be wary
Concern for safety the utmost
Hank
Safety is key
DeleteWhen you need to flee, flee
If it works for you then for you it works!
ReplyDeleteYou it works when you it works
DeleteThey can try talking me into things for my car but I know better. And they always want to sell me a new one.
ReplyDeleteYep, always on the up sell.
DeleteFor a sewage drain, that water looks pretty clean.
ReplyDeleteShould see one place I went, blah times ten.
DeleteHey, it actually looks nice though. And the water looks clean. Lovely picture.
ReplyDeleteI think it is more of a road way water thingy, still wouldn't trust it.
DeleteNo one ever looks out for my own good, its always for their own good and their gain.
ReplyDeletebetty
Yep, that is the way it goes with 99% of people in one's life.
DeleteHow could there be so many bests?
ReplyDeleteSo many that ace every test
and stand out far about the rest?
So cliche, it makes me snooze.
I'll take failure with its room to lose.
Failure teaches more
DeleteThen some best encore
So that is the best
Unless you fail a driver's test
This is so you!
ReplyDeleteSure, Scooby Doo
You are so great!
Beats getting hate
You need that or that!
Like you're a dog or a cat.
Great post
From coast to coast
Just so you know
At that Kitty Cat Show
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
Great post you see
All for me
Cat, Jax is back -- THE Jax.
DeleteNo need for tax
How can this be
In the place to be?
I knew that months ago lol
DeleteCan I tax viewers for reading my posts??? :P
DeleteWhy doesn't THAT surprise me one bit?
DeleteTax them, Jax.
haha you could try, away they may fly
DeleteYou have to watch out for yourself or you'll be talked into something you don't want.
ReplyDeleteThat you will and get hit with a hefty bill
Deleteorlin N cassie..... thiz proovez catz R de smarter spee sheez....we wood never fall for thiz bee and ess !!! ♥♥
ReplyDeletetotal lee aweum fotoz bye de way~~~~ :) ☺☺
Yep, we are way smarter. Even make then clean our crap.
DeleteIf they talk long enough, their words burrow into your brain.
ReplyDeleteThat they try and do
DeleteYou have to watch out for yourself and check if what it says is true. Love the view. Where you on vacation? Have a good week.
ReplyDeleteHave to seek the truth indeed. Nope, just the same old roundabout stuff when out and about.
Deletehaha - I heard enough of that when looking for a car...this car is so you, it will get you far.
ReplyDeleteWatch out for personal agendas.
Ps that photo is pretty.
DeletePersonal agendas are there 99% of the time. I guess I can get a good photo now and then.
DeleteI trust cat but most others I should not!
ReplyDeleteThat they shouldn't be trusted indeed
DeleteDon't ya love those 'great deal' calls?
ReplyDeleteYeah, oh so great.
DeleteWhen it comes right down to it, it's every man/woman for his/herself.
ReplyDeleteThat is what it is in the end.
DeleteYes, my grown nephew is living with his mom for 2 years running now, doing no work around the house (she even mows the lawn) and giving her a twenty-dollar bill here and there (he works full-time). Now he's bringing home his gf and trying to get her to be able to move in too (she has no job, no car, etc.). And he's mad at his mom...saying he hasn't moved out for several reasons and knows she needs him there, bwahahahahahhaha It's for her good, you know. I stay out of it.
ReplyDeletelmao that is rather sad indeed. For him. Can't even mow the lawn? Pffft she needs to move and leave him there with everything. See how he does.
DeleteA door to door salesman we had recently,
ReplyDeleteEverything is better from him we could see;
Promises galore he did speak,
But we knew he was far from meek!
Meek he was not
DeleteMoney he sought
Love those sneaky people who are always trying to upsell for their own gain. What's even worse though is when I go to Goodwill and they always want me to round my change up to the nearest dollar. No, I don't want to give you an extra 93¢. You're already making an enormous profit on shit you didn't even pay to get in the first place.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but they want more. Don't you want to help with some poor employee's ocd? Has to be even haha
DeleteI'd rather support the poor employees than lining the overpaid CEO's pockets even more.
DeleteYep, they need it more than some rich asshole. But oh no, it all goes back to the charity, community, whatever. Pffft right.
DeletePeople put spins on everything! :)
ReplyDeleteThat they do.
DeleteWe had a houseguest that stayed....and stayed....and stayed. When he left so did some of our belongings. Live and learn.
ReplyDeleteYeah, have to watch those ones that never leave and have sticky fingers when they do.
DeleteYou can't sugar coat a poo sandwich, but still they try.
ReplyDeleteThat they do and try and try.
DeleteAh yes, this is all in our best interest
ReplyDeleteThen we can pin it on Pinterest.
That home is to good to be true.
Oh well, the bank will take it from you.
Upgrade and have fun
til you lose your job-"thanks a ton!"
In your best interest
Yup, well, always have those pics on Pinterest.
Will always have those
DeleteCan strike a pose
One before broke
And you become a bridge bloke
I was told there would be snacks here but all I got was a lousy poem.
ReplyDeleteGot some cat scat left over if that's your thing. Works for dogs.
DeletePat, you have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou too
DeleteI think I may print this out and post it on my front door next to a "No Soliciting" sign. Earlier this week some young man knocked on my door. I answered and the first thing he said was "Is your husband home or someone who makes the decisions in the household?" I shut the door right in his face!! On top of soliciting who knows what on my stoop, you're going to insult me and assume I can't make household decisions??
ReplyDeleteP.S. Good job Cassie Cat. But, what did you do with Orlin???
lol his career in sales isn't going to last very long if he starts off with a line like that. Idiot. Good for you to slam it in his face.
DeleteOrlin is still there, just on the bottom.
After my long vacation road trip my van is due for service. I can hardly wait to hear what they say that I need. And I don't even want to think about my next trip to the dentist. Maybe I should just follow the advice of don't bother doing anything until something is really broken.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
Tossing It Out
But then they just charge you more and more because it is so broken.
DeleteWish I could find somebody to not forget my work. Heh.
ReplyDeletehaha would be nice
DeleteIt's pretty sad, but in the end people often only care about themselves
ReplyDeleteThat they do, almost always.
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