Beep Beep Beep Take The Leap!

Did you leap on in? I doubt that at any bin. How can you leap and click a link too? That would take some doing at your zoo. I suppose if you had a clicker it would go quicker.

Big and bold.

Title's pure gold.

Can't help but click.

My, the world's ick.

So worse than before.

At every single shore.

It is just so bad.

It makes me sad.

Switch on fun.

Give TV a run.

Oh another cop show.

Crime sure isn't low.

Everyone's a cop.

The crime rate will never drop.

Murderers are everywhere.

The world is so unfair.

Such a bad place.

Put's a frown on my face.

So so so bad.

I blame everything at my pad.

People who speak.

People who seek.

Movies with scary stuff.

Oh look, an ass in the buff.

That is soooooooo bad.

Way more than a tad.

Makes the mad umm mad.

So so so not a fad.

Blame the whos and whats.

They are all nuts.

Blame the whats and whos.

Just look at the news.

It's all bad bad bad.

A clickbait isn't had.

No way, that's what it is.

No need to take a quiz.

Soooooooo sad.

Not like the day of my dad.

It is sooo of today.

Look. A new cop show on display.

Pfffffffffffffffffffft is all I give people who whine like that. You do realize clickbait articles are there to get views which can = $$$$$$$$ at their pad. What gets them looks, good or bad? Do I need to answer that? What gets news views as they chew the fat? Notice how the same story gets run into the ground by everyone? And these so-called experts come in as it is spun? All comes back to $$$$$$$$$$ in the end. Many of us live in the safest time no matter this stupid clickbait/news now/big bad/PC nut trend. So when you want to say "it was better back in the day" all you'll get from me is sass. Or I'll invent time travel and you can go back and get hung from a tree, head chopped off, or catch the plague thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.