Gather one. Gather all.
Come to this shiny hall.
Here you sit. Here you grumble.
Maybe more if they mumble.
In your head. In your eyes.
They sit and sound ever so wise.
Easy to do. Easy to say.
When it's been done before today.
So we shake. So we yap.
Stay awake or fall into a trap.
A trap so big. A trap so wide.
You'll get taken for a one way ride.
So you listen. So you ask.
So you pretend to enjoy the task.
When you mutter. When you grumble.
Wishing it would turn into the Royal Rumble.
Fake it is. Fake it will be.
At least that fake entertains thee.
Unlike the ego. Unlike the vain.
Unlike the one at the head of the train.
The one in charge. The flunky on top.
Either or and they never stop.
On they go. On they yap.
Once again don't fall into a trap.
Eyes on them. Eyes on task.
Make up shit when they ask.
Don't try to stare. Don't try to gaze.
Could leave you in a corporate maze.
One of thrills. One of bills.
One where HR comes and kills.
Down you go. Down you went.
All from saying to get bent.
Back we go. Back we came.
Back once more for this repeat game.
Said and spoken. Said and said.
Does this really stay in the head?
Such are greetings. Such are meetings.
Already met, so now repeatings.
Care to join? Care to go?
Repeatings are sure in the know.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Alex!
DeleteRight on in
DeleteFor the win
Good morning!
DeleteSorry late returning. Issues with iPad. Says I am logged in with Google, but go to comment and nothing happens.
But, less frustrating than being in a meeting for two hours listening to five minutes worth of relevant material.
A ninja meeting repeating today.
DeleteYeah, those meetings sure are worse
DeleteAt them we curse
That Ninja is quick
DeleteQuick
DeleteSo slick
Repeats are bound to happen at my sea,
ReplyDeleteThat is what I'm telling thee.
I could think of a different word that's true.
But I guess I'm too lazy that thing to do.
Yvonne.
Repeats come and go
DeleteThat we know
I think being right is always worth repeating MOL!
ReplyDeleteHaha
Deletehaha right on
DeleteNot a con
meetings = clock watching and yawning
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteTick tock until they are through
Meetings bore me...especially when they go over the same thing.
ReplyDeleteSame old crap
DeleteTime to take a nap
Yup, meetings are not fun but it all depends on what kind of meeting it is. If you are meeting for lunch, that could be fun if not tasty. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is a different take
DeleteA better meeting in which to partake
Meetings are a way of life
ReplyDeleteCan’t get thru without such strife
That we can't
DeleteOur ass we must plant
So much time is wasted in meetings...
ReplyDeleteWasted away
DeleteEach day
No meetings here I'm glad to say
ReplyDeletewould rather just get the work done so then I can play
betty
Best way to be
DeleteFrom meetings you can flee
Oh, how I hate meetings. I just refuse now!
ReplyDeletehaha wish it were the way all over
DeleteRather go play with rover
orlin N cassie; nother pluz bout uz catz knot werkin !!! ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteNot workin a day
DeleteSleep and eat and play
Depends what the meeting is for. Some meetings are better than others.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there are some that are good
DeleteRest can go play under a car hood
Topics at meetings have been done to death
ReplyDeleteIt makes me think I'd rather be on meth.
The newbies are happy, they hear something new
while I daydream with spittle dropping on my shoe.
haha about the size of it
DeleteAnd you realize many are full of umm shit
Meetings are not my favorite thing.
ReplyDeleteBut if it's for a good cause I'll give it a fling.
Good cause can get things done
DeleteAfter many let their mouth run
I avoid meetings at all cost. They bore me to death and most of them are pointless.
ReplyDeletePointless many of them be
DeleteRather scoop cat pee
It all depends on the meeting! As a glutton for punishment, I have been the secretary for different organizations over the years. That meant I was responsible for all the minutes. I was darn good at minutes, but now that I'm retired I am so done! Have a good one!
ReplyDeletehaha oh I've seen those that did that
DeleteYou must have been a glutton for punishment where you were at
The Meet Err Umm Repeat!
ReplyDeleteGathering for a retreat
Time wasters
In many cases
Whassapp posting way to it!
Hank
Away to it comes
DeleteAfter sitting on bums
Meetings... I'd rather eat a frog
ReplyDeleteWill anything clog?
That it may
DeleteBacked up at your bay