The Buyer Fire Of The Liar!

Some would whine and say their bad. Others go nuts and find them not rad. Out to screw you in the end. That sure is a big trend. And no, not screw in a fun way. Hookers are what you want if that is your foray.

Time to buy.

That car is mine.

I won't tell a lie.

My credit is fine.

I make a ton.

I make it best.

Let's get it done.

I'm better than the rest.

Do you need this?

Do you need that?

Can this we miss?

What is this scat?

Okay, I'll fill it.

Fill it out later.

But I'm a hit.

Oops, fell in a crater.

Can't finance a go-kart.

But shhh don't tell.

I took spending to heart.

Those bill collectors can go to hell.

I'm sure I can pay.

Can't you try another.

At the end of the day,

I may just ask my mother.

She'll finance for me.

She has great credit.

I'll drive for free.

Did you see that story on Reddit?

Maybe co-sign is best.

That could get me there.

Then I wouldn't be such a pest.

She'd never see me sticking it to her lair.

Interest that high?

That's a rip off.

That sure won't fly.

To that I scoff.

I did nothing wrong.

Just didn't pay a bill.

I'll get credit in Hong Kong.

Yep, with my great job I will.

Are you one of those deluded nuts? They sure talk out their butts. And people say car salesmen are bad. Pfffft the buyers are crazier than a whole loony bin pad. They lie and think all is dandy. Maybe they had one too many a spiked Halloween candy. Pat dealt with many of those nuts. They talk out their butts. Did I say that times two? Sadly it is true. They really can go pound sand in mass. That's the ode to them from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.