Fast But No Smart From The Start!

Got the info I wanted. I'm not really haunted. I knew it but needed it. What is this shit? It gave me ghost stuff? My, this thing is rough.

Type and poke.
The sun you soak.
Walk and see.
Nothing but me.

Reflection or glare.
I'll still stare.
Can't see the going.
May be a flat showing.

But have to know.
What's that glow?
What's that thing?
Is it spring?

Can I get a fling?
Related to a king?
Ask Adam that.
Better get on it, stat.

Quicker and quicker.
A finger picker.
Or use a thingy.
Rhymes with majiggy.

Relies on me.
I have to see.
Work, you thing.
It has to be spring.

It's still winter?
Damn that printer.
The print has to be wrong.
Maybe in Hong Kong.

Tell me it's spring.
Make my heart sing.
Tell me now, dammit.
A finger to slam it.

Still saying that?
Go talk to a cat.
I have better things to do.
I'll hit something new.

Oh look, lollipops for sale.
That sure won't fail.
Damn, I went off the trail.
Car smushed me, now I'm frail.

Catch onto that? See with the cat? Or were you too busy gawking and maybe walking? Gawking down at the phone. Addicted to its tone. And guess what? They are fast, but not smart at any hut. Especially with an idiot human at the controls. An idiot human that gawks and strolls. Then you get smushed into a flat mass. You sure wouldn't get any sympathy from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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63 comments:

  1. kaykualaMarch 7, 2019 at 7:02 AM

    1

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 8:12 AM

      Back to form
      With #1 the norm

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    2. AdamMarch 7, 2019 at 2:42 PM

      Almost late but still first

      Hank must of had a fast phone

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    3. Blue GrumpsterMarch 7, 2019 at 4:30 PM

      Hank's on a roll
      It's his goal
      To be number one
      Such fun
      Now go grab a bun

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    4. kaykualaMarch 8, 2019 at 12:02 AM

      Thanks, happens to be loitering
      Late by 2 mins but a lucky being!
      Pat,Alex, Adam, Blue and True
      Great company all of you
      Always been a wonderful morning

      Hank


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    5. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:55 PM

      Great all around
      As #1 is found

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  2. nashvillecats2March 7, 2019 at 7:02 AM

    Message came over loud and clear Pat.

    Have a good day.
    Yvonne.

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  3. Eddie BluelightsMarch 7, 2019 at 7:16 AM

    You'd be so good at Battle Rap
    and if you talk fast there'd be no mishap.
    Have you ever seen them battle in full flow
    If you were a contestant we'd say, "Go. man, go!!"

    lol

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 8:12 AM

      lol and then I'd fail
      Gibberish may hit the trail

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    2. TruedessaMarch 7, 2019 at 11:50 AM

      Lol to that I would cheer
      would there be beer?

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    3. Blue GrumpsterMarch 7, 2019 at 4:31 PM

      Beer there would be
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooweeeh!

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    4. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:55 PM

      Enjoy that
      We'd scat

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  4. AnonymousMarch 7, 2019 at 8:03 AM

    Let's try this again. Blogger ate my first comment:

    Listen to the cat whine and complain
    He wants no snow; only the rain.
    Our April showers have been here all winter season
    Only Mother Nature knows the real reason.
    I'm looking forward to the sun and the sand
    so I can lounge at the beach here at my land.

    Elsie

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 8:13 AM

      And just beneath that
      A present from the cat
      As you lounge and sink
      Hmm what's that stink
      Could it be?
      Enjoy from we

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    2. Blue GrumpsterMarch 7, 2019 at 4:31 PM

      Blogger needed a bite
      That can't be right

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    3. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:56 PM

      Likes to eat
      Like a shitty treat

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  5. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 7, 2019 at 8:17 AM

    I still remember the video of the woman falling into a manhole because she was busy looking at her phone.

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  6. Donna K. WeaverMarch 7, 2019 at 8:22 AM

    They talk about distracted driving, but now there's distracted walking.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 10:01 AM

      All with a phone
      Sure distracts whether around or alone

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  7. JoanneMarch 7, 2019 at 8:47 AM

    huh, I didn't get this blog, I was checking my phone..

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  8. Jennifer HawesMarch 7, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    I will not enjoy winter! I'm so over this. Looking for a printer...

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 10:01 AM

      Good luck with smashing
      Hit it until it stops flashing

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  9. MargMarch 7, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    It is very easy to get distracted by a cat or many cats. But they are very entertainin. Have a good day Pat.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 10:01 AM

      That it is indeed
      But yeah, they entertain at each feed

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  10. Brian's Home BlogMarch 7, 2019 at 9:19 AM

    Our world is filled with idiot humans down this way!

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  11. BijouxMarch 7, 2019 at 9:38 AM

    I have almost hit a few people in parking lots like this.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 7, 2019 at 10:02 AM

      They never watch at all
      And then all your fault if they get hit or fall

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  12. SnowcatcherMarch 7, 2019 at 9:53 AM

    Too much time spent already today
    Must be off on my way

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  13. Fundy BlueMarch 7, 2019 at 11:20 AM

    I'm very careful when driving or walking across roads and intersections. What distracts me is my camera. Stories about photographers falling off cliffs or into the water or worse give me the chills. I try to remember that when seeking photo thrills. Chills and thrills is all the rhyme I can manage this morning. I don't know how you do it, Cat!

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:56 PM

      haha chills and thrills
      Beats falling off a cliff leading to death or dismemberment or pills

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  14. SandraMarch 7, 2019 at 11:47 AM

    They were just saying on the news that pedestrian deaths from distracted drivers (and bigger vehicles) is on the rise.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:57 PM

      Figures it is so
      Common sense out the window

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  15. bettyMarch 7, 2019 at 11:51 AM

    They need to look up when they are walking
    and stop down at their phones
    they will be safer that way
    and will get safely home

    betty

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:57 PM

      That they will
      But safer hardly ever fits the bill

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  16. TruedessaMarch 7, 2019 at 11:59 AM

    There have been some fatalities around here
    too many cars with smashed up rears
    put the damn cell phone down,drive with care

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    1. Blue GrumpsterMarch 7, 2019 at 4:33 PM

      Cat, did True curse at your bay?
      It must be Curseday.

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    2. TruedessaMarch 7, 2019 at 9:30 PM

      Blue, it's crazy out there people using their phones
      while driving on snowy/icy roads. I guess I am having a bad day..so a curse day it was...

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    3. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:57 PM

      That they do
      Stick it down and watch in view

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  17. da tabbies o trout towneMarch 7, 2019 at 1:48 PM

    orlin N cassie; we haz hurd oh peepulz gettin robbed coz they be.... a textin anda dizzin then ther walletz come up mizzin....

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:58 PM

      haha never heard that one
      Guess they and the robber think texting is such fun

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  18. Mary KirklandMarch 7, 2019 at 3:52 PM

    Makes me glad I don't have a cell phone.

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  19. Susan Flett SwiderskiMarch 7, 2019 at 7:02 PM

    I'm with Mary. No cell phone for me, either. And I LIKE it that way.

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  20. GraceMarch 7, 2019 at 8:05 PM

    Please say it is spring and my heart will truly sing.

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  21. Beverly Stowe McClureMarch 7, 2019 at 8:46 PM

    Did I hear the word spring?
    I'm beginning to wonder if there is such a thing.

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  22. TamagoMarch 7, 2019 at 9:51 PM

    Cell phone can be quite a distraction. I don’t use phone while driving or walking, and I put it away when my kitties need attention :-)

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:59 PM

      Yep, stuff it away for those three
      Works for we

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  23. Theresa MahoneyMarch 7, 2019 at 10:14 PM

    I think it's illegal in Hawaii to cross the street while looking at your phone. I wish that was the law of the land everywhere. Too many stupid people distracted walking these days. The zombie apocalypse is now upon us.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 5:59 PM

      Would be good to make law
      And hopefully solve the zombie flaw

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  24. kaykualaMarch 8, 2019 at 12:14 AM

    Fast But No Smart From The Start!
    Cell phones cause of broken hearts
    Nothing to do with love
    Just being busy on a surf
    And disaster lurks if not on guard

    Hank

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  25. BirgitMarch 8, 2019 at 2:25 PM

    Oh the people who just walk
    head down, fingers typing, no talk.
    Oops, hot by a car
    well, I guess they won't go far

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    1. Pat HattMarch 8, 2019 at 6:00 PM

      Nope, turned to a smudge
      Now they don't budge

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