Hit The Street And Treat And Treat And Treat!

The ands sure are piling up these days. I guess humans like their forever maze. That and spending their money. Not the kind that is funny. For belief they take. Or the easy way out they think they make. What is that? Follow the cat.

An issue is had.

Can drive one mad.

From ass to back.

In issues pack.

Can't move or do.

That isn't true.

Believe the nuts.

They talk out their butts.

This pill will do.

If it gets worse, take two.

May cause...we did that.

Not going to be a repeat cat.

But that's not all.

Read the flyer on the wall.

We can help.

We'll fix your yelp.

Come in and get treated.

No lollipop, but it will be defeated.

And by that we mean after a while.

And by that we mean when you smell vile.

You have to keep coming back.

This will always give you flack.

But we can make you feel better.

You will never have to write a letter.

Unless you want to hype us up.

Then go ahead and fill your cup.

We'll treat you for life.

Or at least until I retire with my wife.

Then you're on your own.

But don't be afraid to pick up the phone.

We will treat and treat and treat.

You can still sit at home and eat.

Doesn't that sound like a deal?

Bah, forget the word heal.

That isn't ever the case.

We can say it with a straight face.

Treatment is what you need.

We will treat and treat at your feed.

Well as long as you have the dough.

When you run out, we'll wave bye as you go.

Don't you love those that want you to come back and back and back? That is how they wallet attack. Treatment and never heal. Can't have that in the deal. If that came due, you would never come back. But people fall for it as they think there is some "magic" they themselves lack. Many of them have their place. But watch that smug smile on their face. You can then choose never to trespass. Or tell them to suck on the gas like the kind from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.