A Link For You Or Maybe Two!

The cat loves when humans come to gawk. Five seconds and then they take a walk. Right to the contact page. They want to offer the cat a wage. Better off with kitty litter. Or bothering some nut on Twitter.

We've come and saw.

We like your paw.

We like your rhyme.

Ten seconds at a time.

So here we are.

We sure aren't far.

But we want to be near.

We want to be part of your rhyming rear.

Could you say rear?

Ass is hard to hear.

It may send customers away.

Just something we had to say.

As for our offer.

We aren't a cougher.

One of those guys spamming.

There will be no rambling jamming.

We would like a post at your sea.

I'm sure many of your readers would love it to come to be.

It can be on anything at all.

We have an army of writers at our hall.

We'll give you two premium backlinks on our site.

That will instantly take flight.

We'll also promote the page.

We could even give you a wage.

Just let us know what you'd like.

Then we can surely strike.

It will be a great deal to all.

We really think we deserve a spot on your wall.

So get back to us soon.

Like before high noon.

We'd love to hear your thoughts.

I'm sure you have lots.

....two days pass by.

We didn't hear from you, why?

Don't you want our deal?

We swear that is is real.

We'd love to set up a chat.

We could just chew the fat.

We know you'll love every bit.

After all, our army of 0.05 cents per word writers wrote it.

Do you ever get any of those emailing you? We've gotten quite a few. One even asked us not to end with ass. Pfffffffffffffffft like that will ever come to pass. Delete is all they get from me. On them we'd biff some pee. It does clump, you know. I'd rather let mutts run our show. But hey, they were good for some sass. That is always fun for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.