Photokeratitis Comes To Play On A Snowy Day!

The cat hates the snow, but that you know. If you don't, well now you won't. Or would that be will? Bah, you'll get your fill. We will just show why it is bad. You heard it here first at our pad.

The snow shall come.

The snow shall stay.

It can kiss my bum,

And go on its way.

There it goes.

Now it's gone.

Damn, more woes.

It's back on the lawn.

You stare and look.

How dare it return.

It's covered your nook.

Ahhhh, they burn.

Your eyes were peering.

Your eyes were staring.

Both don't mean endearing.

Gaze would mean caring.

Photokeratitis came due.

The snow blinded you.

Now you can't see our zoo.

Whatever will you do?

Photokeratitis is had.

All from the snow.

It is oh so bad.

That much we know.

Snow blindness it means.

Photokeratitis from snow.

Now on your screens,

You must make it go.

Melt it with fire.

Burn the stuff up.

Just don't expire,

That would be a hiccup.

Catch it with nets.

Toss it in lakes.

Let it get eaten by pets.

Ship it off with snakes.

If not, you're screwed.

Photokeratitis may come.

That would sure be rude.

That and then some.

Don't you hate snow now? It could make you blind somehow. What was that? I'm a mistaken cat? Bah, Photokeratitis is a real word, even if it sounds absurd. The cat will go with it. We need to give a bad rap to that white shit. So don't get Photokeratitis from snow and go blind. Get rid of it all, mankind. Maybe I'll go melt it with gas. That seems to come from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.