A Perfect Stance? Fat Chance!

The cat was going this way and that and then I was accosted by Pat. He wanted me to pose. I guess he has reached new lows. But then he did not specify, so I let many fly.

What do you want?

Must you and that flashy thing taunt?

Go bother Cass.

She's a posing lass.

The cranky wake up.

See? Fill your cup.

I won't fall for your trap.

I have to go get into crap.

Hmm. What's behind here.

Yeah, look at my rear.

That is all you shall see.

Time to flee.

Oh, I got an itch.

Those can be a bitch.

Look at my foot go.

Enjoying the show?

I'll knock down your clothes.

That ought to bring woes.

Hmmm maybe the water thing.

I could give that a fling.

Not looking at you.

Nope. Not getting a view.

Are you still there?

Yep, I'm aware.

Go away!

Hear what I say.

Stop snapping the pics

That's one too many clicks.

I'll jump on your head.

That will put it to bed.

Would you like to see that?

Go bother another cat.

Got my eye on you.

Are we through?

You sure don't listen well.

This flashy thing isn't swell.

Are you happy now?

I posed somehow,

You got it out of me.

I will get back at thee.

Ever get followed around by a camera nut? Pat sure was in a rut. He snapped and snapped away. I just wanted to play. Like make a big mess. More or less. But I couldn't do that with him on my butt. So I ended his rut. At least first I gave him plenty of sass. That always works well for me little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.