The Whoopdi Begins With Ninja Spins!

Robbie Raisin is here with great news. We have gotten a ton of views. Whoopdi Friggin Doo is going into syndication. So we need more shows to up the elation. Now you all will get your say. I pity the viewers with some of the stuff you say. But every season has some crap. We need to fill the gap. Don't blame me. It was said by thee.

Alex J. Cavanaugh's

Whoopdi Friggin Doo

For our first episode what will you start our viewers off with today? Ninja tactics? Karate lessons? A Ninja star display?

The dog I had ate everything - records, shoes, coffee table legs, walls... I can see them eating her out of house and home.

This isn't the Dr. Phil show. Viewers aren't interested in knowing about your deep seeded life blow for blow.

A while back I had a giveaway during the A to Z Challenge and entries were whoever could comment first and one hundred. I had several who aimed specifically for number one hundred every day.

Now you're self promoting? Are you expecting Whoopdi Friggin Doo viewers to start voting?

I had to think about it. I say they.
Now if I go to my YouTube channel and watch the guitar solo, I can say me!

Well it is good you thought about it at least. Can we stop self promoting and get to the nature of the beast?

Most of those were forgettable. I do still enjoy Willis and the Die Hard movies though. However, Indy in a fridge? He shouldn't have crawled out, he should have oozed out.

So you have forgettable skills and have fridges? What next, are you building bridges?

Farming? Only if people want to eat grass. And the occasional dandelion.

Who is talking about farming? This show is going to be rather alarming.

I think you call that the difference between cats and dogs.

Are you back on that again? Maybe we should call Dr. Phil to our den.

One more wife? One is enough!

Or Jerry Springer could do the trick. Any other words of wisdom to add to this flick?

If I pay for something, I'm going to use it. Like my gym membership. It always puzzles me why someone would pay several hundred dollars and then only go a couple times.

Good you use things at least. Can we please get back to the nature of the beast?

I stumbled into that today.
Crave less with lasers? What do those lasers do?

A ninja that uses lasers, you say? Now that would make good TV and bring a replay.

Just hand over the Mini-Alex buried in the litter box and no one gets hurt...

And threats too. Now this is something to view. Damn it. We are out of time. Just when it was getting good and we could have hit prime. If only ninjas didn't have such a checkered past. Tune in next time when we have a new cast.

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Look at the ninja go. He was first on the Whoopdi Friggin Doo show. Robbie Raisin better give the cat a kick back when syndication comes due. Did you know the ninja wannabe was so threatening at his zoo? I better bury a little deeper with the help of Cass. No one's getting in the litter box of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.