A Whoopdi Row With Reap What You Stowe!

2 down and plenty to go. Syndication is looking grand with so many in tow. I guess we'll see what comes next up to the plate. Maybe this episode will even Nielsen rating rate.

Beverly Stowe McClure's

Whoopdi Friggin Doo

So how will we start off today. Do you have something grand to say?

My cat and son's dog are good friends.
Until time to eat when the friendship ends.

Are you trying to sell pet products here? Food to stop one from getting an evil peer?

We had corn in our garden this year,
Also cats in the barn that the rats do fear.

So corn is the key? Doesn't that come out the same for the cats, dogs, you and me?

A breakthrough can be good or bad.
It depends on the kind you had.

Ex-lax needs to get ads for today. We need to make sure that corn breaks away.

I'm clapping my hands for you.
An award for your rhyming is surely due.

Now you are sucking up to me? Robbie Raisin can't be bought, at least cheaply.

I remember those long ago dates
And am so happy I found my mate.

So you went on expensive dates? Tell our audience about such mates.

This is a story that truly disturbs me.
Who wants to see such a sight, not even thee.

Wow. We have to know now. We'll beat those soap operas and really, really wow.

One lie leads to another "they" say.
So speaking the truth is a better way.

So speak up, would you? Our viewers want to know what is true.

Ha, ha, kittie pee.
That got a laugh from me.
My kitties won't go in the water though,
So there's nothing to worry about at their show.

Cats? You're talking about cats? We want to hear about you dating rich dingbats.

When my cats look at me
I wonder what they see.
Do they understand the words that I say?
Or are they laughing at me just to pass the day?

Great. We got a crazy cat lady on the show. Is there anything else you think that we ought to know?

After reading this I think I need a little therapy.
Don't tell the cats, it's just between you and me.

Okay. We won't going telling any cats you went crazy. Their whole life might get hazy. There you have it for today all. A crazy cat lady was here having a ball. We'll see what tomorrow brings. Maybe a rat with wings.

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Look at Beverly go. Putting on a cat show. That is fine by this feline. Robbie Raisin may not like that it did align. But bah, just get a cat to eat him. He is a raisin and rather dim. Although a raisin may give me bad gas. I'll have to think about eating him and letting him come out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.