A Rawkin Doo With A Whoopdi Too!

Maybe this will spark a fire. She is rather umm not looking for one to expire. Her search may bring in a whole new bracket. I guess I'll ready many an info packet. Next on Whoopdi Friggin Doo from Robbie Raisin and not you.

Rawkin Robyn's

Whoopdi Friggin Doo

Not much innuendo left this time. Chocolate and other things she finds sublime. Have to be in your prime. Can't fake it like a mime.

Haha, kinky? Who me?
Why thank thee! Both of thee!

Both of us? Robbie Raisin is so great I get double space on the bus.

It's usually solo fun
and I'm the only one
But that's better than no fun at all
Or trying to have fun with something way too small.

We told you you have to be in your prime. Viewers everywhere sure know it this time.

What body parts would rise
if told "Stick, em up, you guys!"

Bah, we are going to get pics. Pics of ummm we don't want to say wicks.

A purple dude would come to pass
if Red poked Blue in the...
butt.

Now you're going the other way. Equal opportunity at play.

I dig this one
Digging is fun
But sometimes it's not
like digging for snot
That I don't do
Phew!

Good you are digging in. That's the way to find a win.

The first post tends to suck
And for those who don't give a f*k
for anyone but themselves
as if they're more special than
Santa's elves
They'll never get
why they're not famous yet. 

So hop to the second post? Hopefully it's a bigger one for your coast.

I feel so bad
I feel ashamed
It's nearly Monday
And I'm dropping by now - how lame!
I've been remiss from the visits
I've posted little new
Thing is, Pat, I haven't had a date for a few...
years or many months, so no new stories have come due. But I owe you great thanks
I didn't deserve this post
I've been a big little flake
With no reason to boast
You're a great, loyal blogger
A silly fun guy
Who's always generous towards others
Even when I don't deserve it. I won't lie.

No dates for months or years? At least you still have kinky umm gears.

May you continue to produce
every last excuse
for playfulness and sillies
and weirdness gone loose.
Blogland would be a bore
were it not for your shore.
A good new year to you
And more weirdness all year through.

Weirdness is here. Whoopdi Friggin Doo will go into syndication all year.

Pat is so loyal, it's true
Hershey's, I hate thru and thru
Child enslavement they knowingly pay into
But any other chocolate will surely do
And the one that I decide to date
Will run scared. But if he doesn't touch my...
chocolate, I am great. 

Who is this loyal guy? He sounds like a dog, oh my.

I say, put kids in charge
the world would be a much better place
for all animals, and nature, and the human race.

Can't say we here at Whoopdi Friggin Doo disagree. And hey, in order to get kids one may have to be a little kinky. Remember to grow them big out there. Or when near Robyn, beware.

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She sure doesn't hold back. The cat expected nothing less at our shack. Let the hair pullers run the show? Hmm, we don't know. They may whine and cry. Oh wait, that's that Trump guy. I guess they can come to be after a kinky fun spree. But the cat won't be getting kinky with any lass, I'm happily a snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.