A Tabby Whoopdi Doo Ever So True!

What the heck happened here? We were going on smoothly and all was clear. Where did this episode come from? Do they know how to talk without getting into the rum? The network may be confused. Robbie Raisin isn't amused.

Tabbies of Trout Towne's

Whoopdi Friggin Doo

What is this? Is something amiss? How did cats get on TV? Who is this orlin N cassie?

orlin N cassie....ewe noe we iz knot all ther......we now haz de doors song...break on thru...playin in R mindz eye

I guess we get some background noise. Tunes can bring joys.

orlin N cassie

deer apples.... ???

18 centz anda sack oh friez thiz iz frum de bass terd vizshuz deer that tried ts steel de food servizz gurlz car a few bak

heerz two a zebra oto kinda week oh end 

Maybe some hunters will show. What do I know.

orlin N cassie....therz a shitz load oh howl o ween goin on in polly tix rite now, bye de time candee day o fish ul lee getz heer ....we mite all bee "in coztoom".......az de living dead

A horror feature might scare. Viewers beware.

orlin N cassie; when de food gurl waz young; like bak in de 1200's; her hada bulldog...he ate: de end table leg, de sofa cushionz, his bed and de siding off de houz.....

we whooz left in TT haz never been round dawgz....tho we due see em on de sidewalk day N nite takin ther peepulz fora stroll
 
1200's you say at your sea? Damn, we have a vampire on the show today for thee.

orlin N cassie

de food gurl came home frum her place oh employ a few ago yellin how her had two paperz cutz....eye toll her ta wash it out with sum salt water.....my add vize waz ignored....be de last time eye offerz a health tip

tuna of moon

An ignoring vampire. This situation has become dire.

orlin N casie...odds R ya did a grate job with thiz one two day 984 pawz UP N oddz R dadz gonna take credit for it...... { will have ewe see in red  

A vampire with a cat that has 984 paws. Ripley's Believe It Or Not will give us an applause.

orlin N cassie

frank lee... manee haz questioned that we call R blog...a "cat" blog.......N like 700 bazillion other thingz....

A vampire hiding behind a cat. No wonder the questions come stat.

orlin N cassie...we getted a noe tizz once that we winned sum B and S

and all we had ta due waz pay $ 89,034.57 for shipping N handlin....

we were like oh kay, we iz rite on thiz 

A rich vampire too. Is the FSG looking to advertise on Whoopdi Friggin Doo?

orlin N cassie....de mor onz round heer due shoot em off in de day....like we R sew sure that "lite show" iz amazin.............KNOT.....be jezuz.... happee week oh end two all anda happee birthday canada !!

Shoot them off in the day? Hmm into vampire sex we may not want to stray.

orlin N cassie.....we think we can count on one paw N ewe noe uz N math.......faaaaaaaaa...

de number oh writerz out ther who hit it off big time with ther furst go round

now everee one else thinkz they will two ....oh well

So you are writing a book on your life as a vampire with a cat that has 984 paws? Wow, people may even ignore your trout speak flaws. Look out for that book soon. See you tomorrow before noon.

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Who knew the FGS was a vampire? At least she'll never expire. Always be around to serve food and clean the litter. Although if she drains humans things may turn bitter. We think we'll leave the tabbies to the vampire lass. I wouldn't want her chewing on my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.