Sandra Cox's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo
Hopefully episode 2 will pick up the action. We will need it to gain some traction. The network is watching after all. So, Sandra, how will you start the ball?
It pleases me to say, I've never been chased by a bear:)
Well...umm...okay. A chase would be better TV though and worth a replay. Now let's see. What does chase thee?
I'd love to be able to breathe and talk under water.
And we need to know that why? Care to give it a better try?
I'm not a pool girl, so no pee for me:)
So you want to be able to breathe underwater but not go in? Would that be considered a crazy person spin?
Give me a minute while I pick myself up off the floor:)
Why were you on the floor? Not sure our viewers want to know more.
Who'd a thought you could do so much with hands:)
Wow. The network may need an R rating. Not sure we are allowed to show mating.
You've raised stick men to a new level:)
Without the need for a pill? Viagra commercials will foot this show's bill.
Hope the birds at my house don't get any ideas!
They sure will now. But let's blur out any such birds somehow.
Better a break through than a break in:)
Though some of the Internet's breakthroughs (or the folks that do the breaking) are a bit scary.
Is that some kind of pillow talk? Or are you thinking blurriness is a win so no one will gawk?
My sister is one of those people that win everything. Big prizes. She won a trip to Hollywood one year.
Are you hinting around that you want a prize? What for? Mud pies?
Our dog is like having a small pony with a long tail in the house.
And that is all the show we have for you today. I guess she wanted a prize for biggest dog at her bay. If our advertisers come through she may get a booby prize. Of course networks are full of lies. We'll see if this show passes censors and such. Sorry, it's on TV, so you can't reach out and touch.
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Sandra sure got dirty a bit. Maybe the birds were having a fit. Birds in a whole other way I bet she meant. Can sure twist things with the comments sent. But that is all Robbie Raisin's fault. The comments sure don't halt. And now the second episode has come to pass. Plenty to go from my little rhyming ass.Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank
DeleteI tried to be #one
but today you won
Good morning True
DeleteGlad sharing it with you!
Hank
I was off one
Deletefor #1
making me 2
it’s True
But, where is Blue
True got two
DeleteAs Hank pulled through
On the road
DeleteLike a blue toad
No vacation for me
In the place to be
Stuck you are
DeleteNear and far
T
ReplyDeleteFor two
DeleteFor you
The stick man comment wins!
ReplyDeleteSticking on out
DeleteWith its shout
Twisting words makes big headlines
ReplyDeleteBig Dogs that look like ponies, make funny Vines
That they will
DeleteAlthough some cats may not get a thrill
give her a minute to get up off the floor. Funny reading stuff out of context. Happy Friday
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is fun to read
DeleteAs she falls on the floor at her feed
The cat has-a wandering mind
ReplyDeleteSandra ponders wandering hands
Nice to see Sandra on display
Wandering we go
DeleteTo and maybe fro
Taking things out of context again, I see
ReplyDeleteAlways something new and shocking from thee
Fun to do
DeleteAs it shines on through
A Whoopdi Friday the Cox Way
ReplyDeleteOut with words shooting away
Is out of context
Makes it complex
Twisting words on a good day
Hank
Twist and shout
DeleteThe words about
Okay, "I'd love to be able to breathe and talk under water," coupled with "I'm not a pool girl, so no pee for me" makes perfect sense! Who the hell wouldwant to be able to breathe water with pee in it?!?
ReplyDeleteTechnically any water you go into lake wise probably has pee though
DeleteEven little tiny bugs have to go
Famous boozer W.C. Fields supposedly once said "I don't drink water because fish f*** in it."
DeleteHere is a tidbit - I was listening to the morning radio show and the hosts were asking listeners to call in with their naughty pleasure/sin. This guy called in and said he pees in pools. I kid you not.
Deletehaha not sure which is worse
DeleteIf you throw in evaporation much will make you curse
That is just yuck..
Deletethat guy is a schmuck
haha didn't even see your first retort
DeleteBlogger must be slow with its report
I guess it gives him a thrill
Why my usage of pools is nil
That will sure Doo just fine!
ReplyDeleteDone and done
DeleteWith the fun
I'm going to have to remind myself
ReplyDeleteto be careful of what I write
or it could come back to haunt me
and cause a bit of a fright
betty
That it may
DeleteWith a fun replay
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ReplyDeleteThat she does indeed
DeleteThere at her feed
It's always fun to see these comments out of context. Good for a laugh!
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteAs I take the context far
I will say Sandra is pretty consistent about keeping up with her tweeting especially about her books.
ReplyDeleteAlmost as much as this guy you might know. He seems pretty loyal to you both.
That guy sure does indeed
DeleteThere at his twitter feed
Happy Friday, all!
ReplyDeleteSame to you
DeleteAt your zoo
I'm going to have to start paying attention to her comments!
ReplyDeletehaha can make them all go strange
DeleteHere on our range
It's interesting to see how what a person says can be interpreted in so many ways.
ReplyDeleteCan go many a way
DeleteAt least at our bay
I never won a trip, but I did used to enter giveaways. Won my daughter a bedroom makeover, $5,000 x 2, and $7,000. Nowadays, the odds are stacked against you because there are too many damn cheaters so I don't enter anymore (with the exception of my blogger friend's giveaways).
ReplyDeleteNot a bad win
DeleteYeah, cheaters have done them in
Sooooo many cheats
Better to screw such giveaways and umm screw in the sheets? lol
Just popped in
At our bin
How great to showcase Sandra and I would like to breathe underwater like Aquaman..the Patrick Duffy kind. This made me think..mermaids...they must need to go to the loo..hmmm they have a whole ocean.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sure would suck to swim near
DeleteCould go in your ear