A Feline Whoopdi Comes Due With A Crew!

How did we get more cats on here? Must be due to that rhyming rear. I think he says ass. Am I allowed to give that a pass? Robbie Raisin can say all. No networks will give my show a stall.

Brian's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo

Let's see what this cat has to say. We do seem to have plenty of cats coming here to play.

 I often create some odd things, then I get into trouble!

I guess they aren't works of art? Those humans don't take them to heart?

I think my brain breakthrough done broke!

That isn't a good sign. Or is it for a feline?

 HA! Brain dead nuts sounds like our politicians!

I guess it is good for cats but bad for human dingbats.

I keep getting viagra ads, but not on dating sites I hope!

Is there such a thing as kitty dating? Do the humans need help mating?

YIKES! That one dude or dudette sure needs their claws clipped!

Oh. This could make for good TV. You have a stalker at your sea?

 We used to have ninjas living next door, but they up and left!

And with ninja powers too. This could be a hit show for all to view.

Sometime I have a really good dream and wake up to find out it was only a dream!

Are you saying it's all a dream? Don't tell that to the Whoopdi Friggin Doo team.

I'm not too sure but flying fish sound kind of scary!

Where did that come from? Flying fish would make many glum.

My sisters say I'm a really good sport, but they never said which one!

The flying fish throw? Yeah. We also don't know.

 I son't think a catnip beer would be too odd!

A good way to end the day. Good luck with that at your bay. Catnip Beer. The next greatest thing to come near. High and drunk. Relieves any funk. Buy today. Only $199 and you get a free litter tray.

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Brian may have invented a new beer. It may not come out too clear. Do you wish to try? Do you want to see fish fly? Getting pooped on by a flying fish would sure not be my wish. I also think on Viagra ads and dating sites we'll pass. Those are both no good to my snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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58 comments:

  1. kaykualaAugust 21, 2018 at 7:01 AM

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  2. nashvillecats2August 21, 2018 at 7:02 AM

    Loved reading about Brian. Great post.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Brian's Home BlogAugust 21, 2018 at 8:14 AM

    HA! I'm still sippin' on my Catnip Beer and later today might be a Bronx Cheer!

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    1. Pat HattAugust 21, 2018 at 5:39 PM

      haha a little sippy there
      Sisters better beware

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  4. JoanneAugust 21, 2018 at 8:54 AM

    I'm laughing at the brain breakthrough that broke. That's every day at my sea. Funny!

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    1. Pat HattAugust 21, 2018 at 5:39 PM

      Broke and needs fixing
      Hopefully not a nixing

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  5. BijouxAugust 21, 2018 at 11:54 AM

    $199 better be a lifetime supply!

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  6. Gloria BakerAugust 21, 2018 at 12:23 PM

    Nice. all these are fun!!

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  7. bettyAugust 21, 2018 at 12:26 PM

    Have to agree with the catnip beer
    bit odd at my sea
    but maybe it would be beneficial
    if it helped get rid of fleas.

    betty

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  8. SnowcatcherAugust 21, 2018 at 12:44 PM

    What an interesting life he must lead
    Fermented catnip and neighbor ninjas to heed

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    1. Pat HattAugust 21, 2018 at 5:40 PM

      Sure must be a sight
      Keep a light on at night

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  9. SaraAugust 21, 2018 at 1:44 PM

    Rosey's Revenge: 555

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  10. Mary KirklandAugust 21, 2018 at 2:10 PM

    Creating odd things and getting in trouble sounds like fun to me.

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  11. Lynne BAugust 21, 2018 at 2:36 PM

    Rosey's Revenge: 555

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  12. Theresa MahoneyAugust 21, 2018 at 2:43 PM

    I hate waking up from a dream only to find out it was just a dream. Had a good one last night and was really disappointed this morning after getting out of bed.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 21, 2018 at 5:41 PM

      haha Jason doesn't do it for you?
      Might hurt his ego at your zoo

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  13. elizabeth millerAugust 21, 2018 at 5:43 PM

    Rosey's Revenge: 555

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  14. da tabbies o trout towneAugust 21, 2018 at 6:35 PM

    we lovez brian N de crew ☺☺♥♥ ~~~ wavez guyz...itz total lee awesum ta see ya fee chured two day.....N yea, for sure ewe iz rite...fish that fly IZ scaree; knot for uz but for de poor fish sharin air space with bass terd burdz ♥♥♥♥

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    1. Pat HattAugust 22, 2018 at 5:42 AM

      haha the burds may get scared to death
      Plummet after they run out of breath

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  15. DMSAugust 21, 2018 at 7:25 PM

    Catnip beer? Hmmm. Hearing about it here is a first. :)
    ~Jess

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  16. The Silver FoxAugust 21, 2018 at 7:45 PM

    Never heard of catnip beer. I saw a box of catnip tea for sale a few years ago. But it was made for cats to drink, not humans.

    Does this Rosey's Revenge shit have an expiration date? It's really getting old.

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    1. Pat HattAugust 22, 2018 at 5:43 AM

      Wonder if cats would actually drink it
      Sure when the contest is done in a bit

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    2. mail4roseyAugust 22, 2018 at 7:18 AM

      I changed it so I don't aggravate your readers. ;) Never my intent...but I do feel like I finally took action on my threats of revenge. Have a lovely day. :)

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    3. Pat HattAugust 22, 2018 at 7:44 PM

      hahaha it's just the Fox
      Bah, a bit higher revenge than the threat of dirty socks

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  17. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comAugust 21, 2018 at 10:38 PM

    Kitty dating's not for wussies
    It's for pussies.

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  18. Cheryl ChervitzAugust 21, 2018 at 11:07 PM

    Rosey's Revenge: 555

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  19. GraceAugust 21, 2018 at 11:10 PM

    I don't know him but he sounds interesting~ I can't remember my dreams anymore ~ Hope you are well Pat~

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  20. TamagoAugust 21, 2018 at 11:18 PM

    I think flying fish is fun :-)
    Catnip beer sounds good. Wonder if my kitties would like it. They didn’t even touch catnip tea I made for them! (True story!)

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    1. Pat HattAugust 22, 2018 at 5:44 AM

      haha snubbed the tea
      Probably the same for the beer at your sea

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  21. mail4roseyAugust 22, 2018 at 12:05 AM

    If you get a free litter tray, I'm in. What a deal!

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  22. Beverly Stowe McClureAugust 22, 2018 at 12:33 AM

    Dingbats, flying fish, politicians, and dreams.
    Some things are not always what they seem.

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  23. BirgitAugust 22, 2018 at 7:36 PM

    I love watching flying fish when they are on tv. They do exist and have been captured on camera in a very clear, non grainy image(s). Dreams are so fun to read about but my dreams are really whack a doodle

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