Betty's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo
Let's see what she shall tell. I bet what she sees on those benches can be swell.
Had a weird one last night
Caught in a tight place
But said to myself I need to wake up
And then I was out of that space.
Tight places can be scary. Unless maybe they are only a little hairy.
Haven't taken a blog break in a while.
Haven't done some of those things unless I am in denial.
Denial saves the day. Keep it that way.
When trying to sell something
One has to be clever with words
But some of these
Are very absurd.
Are you poking fun at our ads? But they are the latest fads.
One more is never enough
For some down the road
Rather keep it simple
At my humble abode.
Buy this now. Is that simple enough somehow?
I think all can occasionally act like a child
In some things we say or do
Been like that all through history
Probably nothing too new.
Are you calling me childish with that? Robbie Raisin can tolerate that.
I do prevent as I can
its safer living that way
and can keep the doctor away
Prevent what? Saying too much at your hut?
Have a few things I said I would do but didn't
Guess most of us can be that way
That is what I will say.
That is it? Our viewers want details to make this a hit.
Can't imagine typing standing up
Would get tired of it after a bit
I rather type as I sit
Who's talking about typing? You'd think this was before Skyping.
Dont like the cold or the snow
Give me heat any day
Even if it is too hot to play.
Heat you can handle. So you light your own candle?
Not too many a one thing success
Takes time to get it right
And I am sure
A lot of work at night.
Oh. That is a loaded one there. Try, try again with a try to spare. Get better at night and the day. Betty sure knows the way. Listen to her, one and all. Now go out and have a ball.
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Standing up typing isn't so bad. Can get tiring though at ones pad. Heat in the middle of the night though. I'm snip snip, so I just don't know. And weird ones in tight spaces too? Damn, Betty sure gets quite the bench with the view. Should we ask where that bench comes to pass? It may just scare my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Whoopdi Scooby Doo!
ReplyDeleteHowdy, Cat, how are you?
Blue is back in town
Avoiding a meltdown
Hahaha who is number one today
At that Kitty Cat bay?
How come it's not you?
And where is my blue suede shoe?
Many questions from The Goo
You know it's true
And dare I say, "Grrrrrrrreat post!"
From coast to coast.
Ads sometimes don't add up
DeleteBetter get yourself a cup
A bottle might do too
You know it's true
Look at you
DeleteTops at our zoo
Back from a meltdown
Or close like a clown?
Did you nose go red?
Still couch for a bed?
May need the cup
Gotta love a hiccup
Red, green and purple too
DeleteNo pink, though, and still no shoe
Yes, that couch is all mine
Been snoring like a blue swine
So... so it is
And I'm doing that snore snore bizzz
A meltdown called summer school
For lawyers... not making me drool.
Lawyers for summer school?
DeleteThat sure isn't cool
All down to the law
More money they will draw
Draw and not give out
Gotta love that clout
International students....
DeleteGotta love those
DeleteAs they strike an international pose
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ReplyDeleteHello Hank!
DeleteThe one and only Poetry Tank.
Makes two
DeleteAs blue copy and pasted through
Hello Blue
DeleteCame in style being you!
Hank
Blue has style?
DeleteTurn the dial
Turn it quick
DeleteBeats a chick on a stick
Or a toad on the road
Or a mat on a cat.
Or a wino
DeleteOn a rhino
Very often I walk along the shore,
ReplyDeleteLooking out to sea.
The incoming tide makes me feel positive,
The outgoing waves taking away all negativity.
Loved the post Pat, good to read.
Yvonne.
A good way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Betty is a wise one!
ReplyDeleteThat she be
DeleteAt her sea
Betty is a cool one, despite being in AZ - then again, maybe the heat has affected her? Good Saturday post
ReplyDeleteThe heat can get to most
DeleteAs in it we roast
A Bench View with a Whoopi Few
ReplyDeleteLooking at the yonder sea blue
A lucky bench
Making friends
With visitors streaming through
Hank
Streaming in and out
DeleteTo see what all is about
A lot of people act like children and that's not always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteNope, sure not always good
DeleteIn many a hood
LOL at a take on my comments
ReplyDeleteNow I will think twice before I write here
Fun to eee my words come back to me
At least they are polite ones so no one can fear.
Betty
haha yeah polite as can be
DeleteSo can't really twist thee
Betty sounds lovely !
ReplyDeleteHer and her bench
DeleteNo monkey wrench
Betty has good ideas. Definitely a winner!
ReplyDeleteSure a winner
DeleteGets the dinner
I like betty’s Views especially when one sees a bench in her pictures but I hate the heat so waiting for cooler air to come to my area.
ReplyDeleteThe heat would sure suck
DeleteSweaty butt as a view you pluck
Hate, hate, hate automated phone systems. I Whoopdi Friggin Doo:)
ReplyDeleteYep, they suck
DeleteOn them we pass the buck
I'll take the sweltering heat over the cold any day too. I hate being cold.
ReplyDeleteCold sucks indeed
DeleteBut so does sweating to death at ones feed