You Have A Spy In Someone's Eye!

The cat doesn't get this as I slink away, but Pat gets it nearly every single day. Even back in the woods it comes due. You just never know who is watching you. Actually, you may know, but that interrupts the flow.

Out for a stroll.

Out for a walk.

However you roll,

Someone may gawk.

Could be a frog.

Could be a duck.

Could be a hog.

But who gives a fluck.

Through trees.

Through rocks.

On the seas.

On the docks.

By cats.

By fleas.

Through spats.

Through please.

From high above.

From down below.

There's a spy.

Friend or foe.

A bench with a view.

Whoops, Sorry Betty.

Still, they're watching you.

Be it funny or petty.

And with one click,

There you be.

Got you some slick.

Now all can see.

So watch where you go.

Watch what you do.

Someone may know.

Someone may view.

But the ocean is vast.

The population is too.

You're just one of the cast.

So who cares about the view.

Unless a human does this.

Then some may swear.

But hey, could be bliss.

Can see if they shave down there.

Ever find out that you were being watched when you thought no one was around? Is it really that bad if you are found? Oh no, I was caught.....walking. Damn, that is going to leave people talking. Pffft if you want to watch me walk, go right ahead. Now it may be creepy if you stand over me in bed. And as far as the latter, as long as you hide it and aren't on anyone's lawn, is it any different than what a cat, dog, or deer may do some dawn? You've drank dino pee at some point or another in life. That is more nasty than a controlling wife. Now I'll watch as this post comes to pass. Feel free to watch the sandbox while I relieve my little rhyming ass.

Always assume and watch where you bloom.