The Truth Is Up There!

It seems some are obsessed with that little grey fellow. Maybe because he's a bit mellow? Beats the heck out of the cat. But he didn't want to come back to our blog mat. At least not now. I think the poop machines made him have a cow.

Can you say, Go Gadget Go? 

A toy hoarder don't you know.

But since he is away,

The cat will tell the real story anyway.

My paws are ready.

You better stay steady.

This may surprise.

Or just draw flies.

"Hello. I am an alien. I have come to probe. Whoops, looks like I got the probe today. Take me to your leader."

"I'm right here. I'm top of the world. I know everything about space. No one knows more about space and little green men than me. I....I....I....I..." 

"I take that back. Take me to anyone else. ANYONE. I'd rather watch Mac and Me."

"Don't worry, Mr. Alien. LMF is here to save the day."

"I thought you went by another name?"

"No. I..."

"Oh, you're from the past. That's why you are blurry. I already abducted you. Your replacement is okay, but she had to go and change her name. You humans can't keep anything for long. She couldn't even keep a blog running. Life stuff. Pffft."

"Now there is no reason to be so mean."

"Did I bring deer, bees, or strawberries into this? Such a drama queen. How did you get out of your cage anyway? Didn't I sell you to that zoo on Planet 76?"

"Much better. She had to be here from some hologram phone type thing. Must be her show time at the zoo. Or feeding time. I told them she loved strawberries. Poor LMF. Who's that? I'm getting another call? I just can't catch a break today."

"What are you doing here? I didn't call for a pumpkin? Is this like return of the living dead? I already abducted you too. After you admitted you liked to travel, it was easy."

"I want my Halloween decorations back."

"Are you on that again? They don't appreciate your human trinkets at the zoo. Just sit and look pretty for the paying public. Planet 76 paid me well. Don't go giving me a bad name."

"I'm going to host a giveaway with your head as the win."

"Violent! I should have gotten more money for you."

"Did you see that spider? I need my shampoo. Let me out of this zoo. I think I saw a bee. There are geese. Help!"

"I guess your feeding is over. Couldn't you have waited? Butting in on a conversation is so rude."

"I want to go back to Earth."

"And I want all kinds of things. Guess we both are screwed."

"You are so mean. Let me go."

"I did. I let you go when I sold you to the zoo. Humans. They have such short memories. I'm getting another call. Please hold."

"My giveaway is all set up. The first person to bring me your head gets..."

"Isn't that more of a bounty?"

"Quiet! I've had enough of you. I will boil you in a pot."

"Be kind of hard without your Halloween decorations, huh?"

"Halloween. I want my Halloween."

"More whining. The zoo goers will love it."

"Bring me home!"

"What was that? You're cutting out. Sorry. Call back soon. See ya."

"I will see you ended."

"Phone call ended. I see it too. Bye bye. Now what will I do with those Halloween decorations."

"I said..."

"This guy just won't shut up. Hmm where is that one I abducted and put on ice. Here we go. I need you to end his phone privileges."

"So much better. Quiet and does his job. Some glad I never sold him to the zoo. Now who should I abduct next? I hear there are a few folks still sticking around this blogland thing that may need a good probing. Decisions, decisions."

Now aren't you glad you know some of the truth? There may be more at his booth, but the cat didn't want you to be here all day. Did you ever guess that LMF and the Halloween Nazi were replaced at their bay? Geez, I hope they at least get treated well at that zoo. I bet there are more humans there too. What? The cat is nuts? Hey, blame Pat or the mutts. I guess the ninja got out of the litterbox too. Frozen or alien zoo? Hmmm, both could be bad. I think I'll stick to staying at my pad. Will a certain two give the cat sass? I can take it with my ever so little rhyming ass.

An alien zoo may star you!