It Came From Above...Maybe!

People always ask about another's day. Not really wanting to know anyway. But guess what? I'm going to tell you at our hut.


Pat went out for a walk,
With the thing of which we won't talk.


I was playing with what I no longer have on me.
Hey, at least I can still use it to pee.


Then I showed this guy.
"Boy, you can make a toy fly."
Shut up, Cassie cat.
"So brave and all of that."


I even helped Pat.
A shameless promo from the cat.


Next I stood and took in the view.
Cassie decided to do it too.


"Had to show you up."


Bah, you can't do that.
Keep dreaming Cassie cat.


And then they came.
I will not speak either interloper name.


It came from above.
I think I'll give it a shove.


Damn, it was neutered worse than me.
Poor thing doesn't have a wick that I can see.
Still, wick or not, it has to go.
I'd rather have the fluffy so and so. 

Now you are all up to speed. I had to stare at a thing with no wick at our feed. So, how was your day? Anything like the horror at our bay? Maybe it came from above to get some love. Some sort of breeding that gives the next generation a wick. Should I just say dick? Bah, that is too easy to come to pass. Anyway, no alien is getting near my little rhyming ass.

Be alien free as they have nothing to see.

48 comments:

  1. Aliens talking to the cat? Great cat photos.

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  2. Orlin, get out of the ball crawl! You don't know where those balls have been...

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    1. lol that is true. But then they've been in his mouth too.

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  3. Maybe the dog and the alien are ne in the same!

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  4. It Came From Above...Maybe!
    But felt easy playing with Cassie
    Let aliens be mysterious
    Not a bother nor serious
    Cats as friends when flea-free

    Hank

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    1. Flea free won't make any flee
      Unless they want to play in the cat tree

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  5. Where did this extra terrestrial come from? Why is it after the cats? Why has it been neutered? This post leaves me with lots of questions. I think a follow up post hosted by the alien with a Q&A session is necessary.

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    1. lol you miss so much when you go away for years. The alien has been around for only a few months though. Maybe a Q&A should come due. Hmmmmm.

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  6. Lots of us have pet cats, but I bet yours are the only ones with a pet alien. (But they don't look terribly impressed...)

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    1. haha yeah, he isn't a favorite in their circles

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  7. I liked the shameless promo from the cat, I read all of them in the series and I highly recommend them. I think the nephews might like to play with those balls.

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    1. That they do and toss them around too. Nothing wrong with shameless promos.

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  8. You have your cats trained right in promoting your work. Neat. Maybe I'll try that with my kitties.

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  9. Way to go, Orlin! Promote those books so Pat can keep you in cat treats and aliens!

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    1. That sure is the way. Need treats, maybe not any more aliens though lol

      Pssst did you look at that thing you recently set up lately in that other place?

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  10. I nearly spit out the wine I was drinking when I got to the point of the wick. You need to give us a bit more advance warning not to have anything in our mouths. That was sooo funny! I don't think I'll ever be able to look like at an alien like this again without remembering this. Horrors with you and a dog! How did that happen?

    betty

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    1. lmao shouldn't you know that by now? You never know what's to come. Ingrained in your brain forever, we'll consider that a win. The pup is there at the other sea, so they interact a bit.

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  11. Taking the alien out is funny. We had a blow up raft that looked like a dino and our cat hated it. Unfortunately, the raft died first time out (faulty manufacturing, not child misuse). :) Too bad, it was cute. Loving the cat pics. My girl is right beside me, wanting me to quit typing and focus instead on her. :)

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    1. haha some things they really do hate. These two hate those cars the kids drive around in with a passion. Gotta love faulty manufacturing. Hopefully she has your focus back.

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  12. Great verse and such wonderful photo's Pat.

    Enjoy your weekend......also cats.

    Yvonne.

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  13. Ah, such a cute kitty talking to aliens.

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  14. I love that tent with colorful balls!
    That is a huge alien. You may be the only kitties who came up close and purrsonal with aliens!

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    1. He sure enjoys it. haha maybe we get in that guiness record book thing.

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  15. Nothing wrong with promos. Shameless or otherwise.

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  16. I always knew that there were some alien elements in your house.

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  17. Nice work traumatizing your cats, Pat. I suppose a Trump mask is next.

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  18. The cats probably like when you take that "thing" for a walk. Gives them a chance to use the computer, watch Netflix, and eat some gourmet. Do they rearrange the furniture too?
    Funny Monday post. Have a good one

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    1. They get to do all kinds of things, even when it is here.

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  19. The cat certainly made some interesting discoveries about the alien. :)

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  20. That cat looks pretty good
    In the Kitty neighborhood
    Interlopers need a kick in the butt
    Just saying at my hut.

    Grrrreat post
    From coast to coast
    Don't need to boast
    Have some toast

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    1. That they do
      Kick em to the sidewalk or road too

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  21. That alien has a big head
    I wonder if it's good in...
    school.

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    1. Maybe with a little training
      He will be so good he'll be draining

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  22. Looks like you've already stormed Area 51 and brought home a little friend. However, the cats look like they are ready to send him back to where he came from.

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    1. haha yeah, they are ready to send him packing.

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  23. You always take such good cat photos! Enjoyed this. Looked for something more current, but seems you are blogging less than you used. Hope you are well.

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    1. Can get the cats in there when they cooperate. Yeah, lots of crap here so blogging takes a back seat these days.

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