People always ask about another's day. Not really wanting to know anyway. But guess what? I'm going to tell you at our hut.
Pat went out for a walk,
With the thing of which we won't talk.
I was playing with what I no longer have on me.
Hey, at least I can still use it to pee.
Then I showed this guy.
"Boy, you can make a toy fly."
Shut up, Cassie cat.
"So brave and all of that."
I even helped Pat.
A shameless promo from the cat.
Next I stood and took in the view.
Cassie decided to do it too.
"Had to show you up."
Bah, you can't do that.
Keep dreaming Cassie cat.
And then they came.
I will not speak either interloper name.
It came from above.
I think I'll give it a shove.
Damn, it was neutered worse than me.
Poor thing doesn't have a wick that I can see.
Still, wick or not, it has to go.
I'd rather have the fluffy so and so.
Now you are all up to speed. I had to stare at a thing with no wick at our feed. So, how was your day? Anything like the horror at our bay? Maybe it came from above to get some love. Some sort of breeding that gives the next generation a wick. Should I just say dick? Bah, that is too easy to come to pass. Anyway, no alien is getting near my little rhyming ass.
Be alien free as they have nothing to see.
Aliens talking to the cat? Great cat photos.
ReplyDeleteThey may be saying too much
DeleteOrlin, get out of the ball crawl! You don't know where those balls have been...
ReplyDeletelol that is true. But then they've been in his mouth too.
DeleteMaybe the dog and the alien are ne in the same!
ReplyDeletehmm could very well be
DeleteIt Came From Above...Maybe!
ReplyDeleteBut felt easy playing with Cassie
Let aliens be mysterious
Not a bother nor serious
Cats as friends when flea-free
Hank
Flea free won't make any flee
DeleteUnless they want to play in the cat tree
Where did this extra terrestrial come from? Why is it after the cats? Why has it been neutered? This post leaves me with lots of questions. I think a follow up post hosted by the alien with a Q&A session is necessary.
ReplyDeletelol you miss so much when you go away for years. The alien has been around for only a few months though. Maybe a Q&A should come due. Hmmmmm.
DeleteLots of us have pet cats, but I bet yours are the only ones with a pet alien. (But they don't look terribly impressed...)
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, he isn't a favorite in their circles
DeleteI liked the shameless promo from the cat, I read all of them in the series and I highly recommend them. I think the nephews might like to play with those balls.
ReplyDeleteThat they do and toss them around too. Nothing wrong with shameless promos.
DeleteYou have your cats trained right in promoting your work. Neat. Maybe I'll try that with my kitties.
ReplyDeleteYou never know, maybe they'll give it a go.
DeleteWay to go, Orlin! Promote those books so Pat can keep you in cat treats and aliens!
ReplyDeleteThat sure is the way. Need treats, maybe not any more aliens though lol
DeletePssst did you look at that thing you recently set up lately in that other place?
I nearly spit out the wine I was drinking when I got to the point of the wick. You need to give us a bit more advance warning not to have anything in our mouths. That was sooo funny! I don't think I'll ever be able to look like at an alien like this again without remembering this. Horrors with you and a dog! How did that happen?
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lmao shouldn't you know that by now? You never know what's to come. Ingrained in your brain forever, we'll consider that a win. The pup is there at the other sea, so they interact a bit.
DeleteTaking the alien out is funny. We had a blow up raft that looked like a dino and our cat hated it. Unfortunately, the raft died first time out (faulty manufacturing, not child misuse). :) Too bad, it was cute. Loving the cat pics. My girl is right beside me, wanting me to quit typing and focus instead on her. :)
ReplyDeletehaha some things they really do hate. These two hate those cars the kids drive around in with a passion. Gotta love faulty manufacturing. Hopefully she has your focus back.
DeleteGreat verse and such wonderful photo's Pat.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend......also cats.
Yvonne.
Hope you enjoy yours too
DeleteAh, such a cute kitty talking to aliens.
ReplyDeleteA chat and all of that.
DeleteI love that tent with colorful balls!
ReplyDeleteThat is a huge alien. You may be the only kitties who came up close and purrsonal with aliens!
He sure enjoys it. haha maybe we get in that guiness record book thing.
DeleteNothing wrong with promos. Shameless or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteYep, work for me at our sea.
DeleteGetting ready for Area 51?
ReplyDeleteArea 52 is the way to go
DeleteI always knew that there were some alien elements in your house.
ReplyDeleteSure here and won't go away.
DeleteNice work traumatizing your cats, Pat. I suppose a Trump mask is next.
ReplyDeletelol that would just end up in the litterbox
DeleteThe cats probably like when you take that "thing" for a walk. Gives them a chance to use the computer, watch Netflix, and eat some gourmet. Do they rearrange the furniture too?
ReplyDeleteFunny Monday post. Have a good one
They get to do all kinds of things, even when it is here.
DeleteThe cat certainly made some interesting discoveries about the alien. :)
ReplyDeleteSure lots to not see
DeleteThat cat looks pretty good
ReplyDeleteIn the Kitty neighborhood
Interlopers need a kick in the butt
Just saying at my hut.
Grrrreat post
From coast to coast
Don't need to boast
Have some toast
That they do
DeleteKick em to the sidewalk or road too
That alien has a big head
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's good in...
school.
Maybe with a little training
DeleteHe will be so good he'll be draining
Looks like you've already stormed Area 51 and brought home a little friend. However, the cats look like they are ready to send him back to where he came from.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, they are ready to send him packing.
DeleteYou always take such good cat photos! Enjoyed this. Looked for something more current, but seems you are blogging less than you used. Hope you are well.
ReplyDeleteCan get the cats in there when they cooperate. Yeah, lots of crap here so blogging takes a back seat these days.
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