We're On A Roll With This Stroll!

We were comfortable as can be when Pat left our sea. He asked if we wanted to go. Of course we said, "Hell No!" Who wants to go where it's cold. On a comfy warm spot we'll stay sold.

It is my it ain't happening face.

Going out we do not embrace.

I'll stay here and rest.

It is for the best.

Nope, not going to work.

A snowy giant litter box isn't a perk.

We won't be able to bury it.

Then humans will whine when they step in our shit.

A tree across the road.

Yeah, now that is a load.

That makes us want to go.

Right! We don't want to see the giant that gave it the heave ho.

A swamp or trees?

It comes with a breeze?

No thank you.

Rather cook a dog stew.

Trying to make me run.

I'll laser eye each bun.

Even letting this guy in won't work.

Outside is not a perk.

What is that?

Sure not a cat.

Is one a lass?

Damn, it's a double ass.

There it is in view.

This time one, not two.

Pat isn't as grand at shots though.

We'll leave that to Snow.

Bah, another tree.

Giants so aren't for me.

What? The wind did it?

Bah, the wind can't hit.

Still not going.

Especially after that showing.

But now I'll chase the furball away.

Go and enjoy your day.

This is my I told you so face.

Outdoors is not fun to embrace.

You look kinda cold too.

Sorry, bed is still mine and not for you.

Do you like the outdoors? We would rather do chores. Not that we cats have any of those. Do you like my I told you so pose? Ever get trapped behind a fallen tree? That sure wouldn't be fun to come to be. Especially if it is on TV. Then it is obviously a trap to capture thee. Now I'll go back to my resting pass. That outdoors stuff is far too outdoorsy for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.