You humans really sink to new lows. I guess brain cells just keep flying out windows. If they are closed do they bounce back? Nope we'd have to go with due to how many some lack.
Emergency! Emergency!
This is of an urgency.
I must get my phone.
911 my dog hasn't got a bone.
Bah, my life is over.
Poor, poor rover.
Can't someone bring it to me?
It is an emergency so I won't pay a fee.
Oh no. It has come.
911 I grew hair on my bum.
How can this be?
I don't want a hairy spree.
This is very very bad.
911 my stuffed animal has gone mad.
It stared at my the wrong way.
It is possessed at my bay.
This could be worse.
911 a neighbor gave a curse.
He said damn.
He also has toe jam.
911 they have bad grammar.
They deserve to go in the slammer.
Couldn't be worse is what they needed to say.
Come arrest them and make them pay.
This is horrible.
911 their customer service was deplorable.
Come and do something about it.
They didn't have a comfy place to sit.
How can this even be?
911 I found a flea.
It may even bite.
Yes, it just might.
This is so bad.
911 I lost my mouse pad.
Someone must have stolen it.
Can you believe that shit?
911 do I need a reason for calling?
No, I'm not sitting here stalling.
I just needed someone to talk to.
So what if a real emergency comes due.
People really call such crap in. Are humans really that dumb that they give 911 a spin? Ever hear of stupid 911 calls at your sea? I've seen news stories on a few that were set free. Hopefully you've never called them for such a thing. Butt dialing would be far better at any wing. Bad customer service isn't really an emergency for any human mass. But when you get fined I'll be sure and make fun with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
T
ReplyDeleteTrue snuck in for a Friday win
Deletewith a mischievous grin...
Hey, I wanted to play on this day!
A grinning win
DeletePoor Hank done in
Hello 911?
DeleteI'm not #1
Good morning True
DeleteDeserving win for you!
Hank
True was in
DeleteFor the win
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteNo walking the plank
Hank was off
DeleteA 1 then scoff
As an epiletic I have had to call emergency quite a few times but unforunately epilepsy is not considered urgent even when I've been unconcious .
ReplyDeleteGood poem Pat and one readers should take note of.
Have a good weekend,
Yvonne.
A good reason to call
DeleteBeats the above all
I've heard of some of the dumb things people call in to 911. Criminal to tie up the lines with trivial stuff.
ReplyDeleteYep, stupid and criminal indeed
DeleteFine em at each feed
Some of those humans should call the idiot hotline instead!
ReplyDeleteThey'd never get through
DeleteToo many to call at each zoo
more folks should use the 311 or come up with a number for the stupid of stupid. But one man's stupid is another man's crisis.
ReplyDeleteThat is true
DeleteStupid can be crisis for a few
Just yesterday in the news
ReplyDeleteSome guy lit the 911 fuse
Trying to kill a spider with his shoes
Now that deserves a call
DeleteOr tell the cat to play it to death down the hall
Yes, but the nurses in our family also have had patients who have driven themselves to the hospital in dire conditions instead of calling 911. Two extremes!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know a few of those too
DeleteStubborn they be at their zoo
Think before you dial...
ReplyDeleteI say this with a smile
Smile and think
DeleteGive it a wink
I'm sure 911 operators could write a book
ReplyDeleteWith all the weird calls they get
But I'm sure there are emergencies
That they will never forget.
betty
Yeah, many sure stick
DeleteProbably hard to pick
Quick! Call 911!
ReplyDeleteOr, maybe a plumber.
I just flushed my son.
Do you know the number?
Must be one big loo
DeleteFor the number, 911 may give you a clue
Some people call for the dumbest reasons.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteDumb through and through
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ReplyDeleteMust have heard it all
DeleteWith each dumb call
911 is expensive, ever take an ambulance ride. I can see folks refusing to call for that reason, but still. That sillier stuff is hilarious. Maybe we need 811 - call when you want to talk...
ReplyDeleteYeah, it sure isn't cheap
DeleteThe idiots too run deep
People can be such weirdos. Whoever came up with the fine is brilliant. That helps keep dumb stuff at bay, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteIf they pay
DeleteSome just ignore and go on their way
911 is for emergencies only
ReplyDeletePeople shouldn't call to talk because they're lonely.
That they should not
DeleteBut they don't follow that plot
People call for all kinds of dumb stuff, but I will forever laugh at The Guy, The Dog, The Deer, and The Bambalance.
ReplyDeleteHave to look that up at our sea
DeleteAnd see what comes to be
When I was working as a social worker, I had a client call and ask me to deliver them a pizza because they couldn't get the pizza man to come to that area of town after dark. Amazing how few brain cells people can have at times.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is just sad
DeleteBrain cells missing a tad
Everyone has a personal emergency... like breaking a nail!! I could DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Australia it's 000 btw ;)
ReplyDeleteGood to know If I ever visit there
DeleteI may need it if I step on a rock at your lair
Hit Those Three Before I Go To Pee!
ReplyDeleteNo fooling when it means emergency
Dialing 911
Is not for fun
They do a good job and all for free
Hank
That they do
DeleteThrough and through