A Fake Report May Hit Abort!

The cat was snooping here and there and then some news came that you need to be made aware. Well maybe not need, but it still must take seed. The cat likes to share. At least today at our lair.

There is a land.
A land ever so grand.
At least it thinks so.
As do those in tow.

They toe the line
Right idiom by the feline.
Look at that.
Actually, they don't do such scat.

Glimmer and glamour.
Smash them with a hammer.
Speaking of which,
The Ghostbusters will return to fight a court glitch.

Howard The Duck is at play.
Nothing to Lose 2 will be on display.
Along with Big Momma's House 4.
5 will then take a back to back tour.

A remake of three.
Most worst than cat pee.
But they will be given a go.
Like Mo' Money...more Mo?

Brewster's Millions is spending.
First Knight may be out lending.
Bourne the remake camera shake.
Turner and Hooch stop an earthquake.

Double Dragon the return.
Bonus coins you can earn.
As in keep them and don't go.
Bonus and a win, you know.

Vice Versa 3.
Two never came to be.
So they skipped it.
Like Beverly Hills Cop 4 or some shit.

Predator vs Alien 3.
They never skipped two at any sea.
Brain melts from watching it.
That really is shit.

That Damn Cat 56.
Up to the same old tricks.
And we saved the best for last.
Back to The Future The Remake with lookalikes of the cast.

Now aren't you glad you are in the know? The cat sure went to great lengths to get these to show. Do you even believe the cat? Any you'd actually watch where you are at? Yeah, we'd probably skip them all. Beverly Hills Cop 4 might make our disgust stall. But we doubt that will come to pass. I continue to be a sharing little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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62 comments:

  1. TruedessaJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:00 AM

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    1. TruedessaJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:02 AM

      T Thursday #1

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    2. kaykualaJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:06 AM

      Sharing the morning love it
      Gets to be a habit now
      You beating Hank to it
      Still for Hank it's a big 'wow'

      Hank

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    3. TruedessaJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:07 AM

      I think I will pass on those remakes
      some would truly be a mistake

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    4. Pat HattJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:38 PM

      Sharing you do
      T for one and two

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  2. kaykualaJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:00 AM

    1

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  3. TruedessaJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:01 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  4. nashvillecats2January 31, 2019 at 7:02 AM

    Very thought provoking Pat and a great verse to read.

    Yvonne.

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  5. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:28 AM

    Remake after remake after remake... Although if you consider how many Beaut and the Beasts and Robin Hoods and others there have been in the last hundred years, then remakes are nothing new.

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:39 PM

      Yeah, forgot King Arthur too
      Over and over at one's zoo

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  6. SnowcatcherJanuary 31, 2019 at 8:29 AM

    Old movies make good watching for me
    On the rare occasion I make time for TV...

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  7. BijouxJanuary 31, 2019 at 8:33 AM

    I was wondering why I've seen a few Back to the Future photos lately. I thought something happened to Michael J. Foxx.

    I supposed Jon Hughes' movies are next, remade with hipsters.

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:40 PM

      Just an anniversary of it I think
      They'll never really remake it until they creators die at their rink

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  8. BirgitJanuary 31, 2019 at 8:40 AM

    Remakes are all the rage
    No thought needs to engage
    The executroids brains.
    They take no great pains
    # 24 in Rocky, avengers or any that gains
    More money. Is their motto.
    This is their sure lotto

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  9. JoanneJanuary 31, 2019 at 8:44 AM

    Is there a remake of your blog in the works?

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  10. L. Diane WolfeJanuary 31, 2019 at 8:57 AM

    I thought there were only two Damn Cats?

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  11. Brian's Home BlogJanuary 31, 2019 at 9:28 AM

    We don't watch do-overs, sometimes once was way too much!

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:42 PM

      One time is enough
      Even that is more than enough with some stuff

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2019 at 10:28 AM

    So many remakes not worth a damn.
    I'd rather spend my spare time with my fam(ily)
    than watch another take
    because it just seems so fake.
    Who cares about three, four, or five?
    Not me, they can take a dive!

    Elsie

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  13. kaykualaJanuary 31, 2019 at 12:02 PM

    A Fake Report May Hit Abort!
    Remakes will require less thoughts
    Hoped for fast money
    But may not be easy
    Many remakes ended up as sheer flops

    Hank

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  14. bettyJanuary 31, 2019 at 12:22 PM

    Remakes will always be around I fear
    because someone thinks they will be a big hit
    but sometimes the remakes are so bad
    that they aren't worth s**t.

    betty

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  15. Mary KirklandJanuary 31, 2019 at 12:38 PM

    I'd watch another Predator vs Alien movie. I like them.

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  16. Al PenwasserJanuary 31, 2019 at 2:20 PM

    Big Momma's House 4?
    Oh my, oh me!
    GOOD GRIEF! A HORROR!
    THAT THEY MADE THREE????

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:43 PM

      haha three came due
      Paycheck needed at their zoo

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  17. Sandra CoxJanuary 31, 2019 at 3:30 PM

    Or...fake responses to the reports:)

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  18. da tabbies o trout towneJanuary 31, 2019 at 5:54 PM

    orlin N cassie; when they ree make; 98 purr cent oh de time it sux.....look at Godzilla ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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  19. GraceJanuary 31, 2019 at 6:09 PM

    Remakes are not fun and the originals are much better. Hate it when sequels are forever happening.

    Keep warm Pat.

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    1. Pat HattFebruary 1, 2019 at 6:37 PM

      Yep, that they suck
      On the cold we also pass the buck

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  20. Donna K. WeaverJanuary 31, 2019 at 7:25 PM

    Makes you wonder why they can't come up with something new, doesn't it?

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  21. MargJanuary 31, 2019 at 8:24 PM

    I don't do many remakes. I like programs that have a new look and take. Pat, you have a good weekend.

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  22. Beverly Stowe McClureJanuary 31, 2019 at 10:20 PM

    To me remakes are seldom as good as the first one.
    I like the older actors and actresses and what they have done.

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    1. Pat HattFebruary 1, 2019 at 6:38 PM

      Usually the better way
      Those done back in the day

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  23. Theresa MahoneyJanuary 31, 2019 at 11:10 PM

    I think Hollywood has run out of ideas with all of these stupid remakes they keep presenting us with. Either that, of they are too lazy to dig for something new.

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  24. mail4roseyFebruary 1, 2019 at 6:13 AM

    Hooch can't have a sequel. He died. ;) I know people hated that movie but I thought it was cute (well except the dying part).

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    1. Pat HattFebruary 1, 2019 at 6:38 PM

      Fun it was indeed
      Even if he did die at the end of the feed

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  25. Blue GrumpsterFebruary 1, 2019 at 11:23 AM

    Star Wars IX is gonna be great!
    Such a fake report
    The Predator isn't a SJW snoozefest
    Such a fake report
    But Terminator 6 won't push a SJW agenda
    Such a fake report
    Making me snort

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  26. Yolanda RenéeFebruary 1, 2019 at 12:46 PM

    Remakes aren't fun but Hollywood loves them! Ghostbusters again!

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  27. Fundy BlueFebruary 2, 2019 at 11:25 PM

    I really liked the remake of "A Star Is Born," although it was a very sad movie. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were phenomenal.

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    1. Pat HattFebruary 3, 2019 at 9:01 AM

      Third time for that one I think
      Guess in a remake can sink

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