Nothing is back to play. Nothing wants to have its say. Nothing in a whole other way. Like the say you humans let come out to play. Can play work with yapping? Who knows with your flapping.
What was that?
Stop it flat.
You can't do that.
You may go splat.
You want me?
Pffft, go and flee.
Flee from me.
Go. Leave me be.
Stop, don't pry.
I said go fly.
Oh me, oh my.
That would make me cry.
Get back.
I'm not in the pack.
I'll give you flack.
I'm off that track.
Won't you stop?
It's a flop.
I'm not in the crop.
I'll call a cop.
Why is that?
You're a dingbat.
I chew no more fat.
Nothing will ever get me to do that.
No million bucks.
No million ducks.
No super umm flucks.
No signed hockey pucks.
No mansion on a hill.
No zeroed out bill.
No cure for the ill.
No zillion dollar bill.
No super love.
No God above.
No poop from a dove.
No little or big shove.
Nothing at all.
No matter your call.
Nothing will make me do that.
Oh look, I put on the hat.
Do you humans exaggerate a bit or what? Nothing at all at your hut? I guarantee if many a domino decided to fall, your nothing would bounce away like a ball. Maybe not for 100% of things. But most would fly away on wings. But nothing at all would stop my rhyme. Oh look, a million dollars, see ya, my last rhyme. Nah, it would take two million to come to pass. The tax man would take a chuck from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteStaying on top
DeleteOf the crop
That's 3 in a row
DeleteNot chalking up any dough
Hank
Good Evening Hank
DeleteGood evening Truedessa Ma'am
DeleteHank
3 for you
DeleteSure came due
What would I do with a million ducks?
ReplyDeleteNow, if you want to really boggle your mind about nothing, watch the short video What is Nothing over at RiffTrax...
Have to give it a go
DeleteHere at our show
I've got nothing . . .
ReplyDeleteNadda zip
DeleteWhat a trip
I wouldn't mind a million dollars. Just think how many cats I could rescue then. Pat you have a fun filled day.
ReplyDeleteCould sure have a ton
DeleteAs around they'd run
Humans sure like to tell tall tales and we just like to have tall tails!
ReplyDeleteThat we do
DeleteHumans are a weird crew
Nothing At All There At Your Hall!
ReplyDeleteApparently not seeking to have a ball
With nothing guaranteed
More haste less speed
To clear away clean and not to stall
Hank
No stalling away
DeleteAt any old bay
I know a family member that loves to exaggerate a lot. I wouldn't mind a mansion on a hill though.
ReplyDeleteCould fall off
DeleteThen one may scoff
Spending a million bucks would be fun.
ReplyDeleteI could find places to spend every one.
That we too could
DeleteAnd we sure would
There's nothing to eat....except we just went grocery shopping and spent over $100.
ReplyDeletefirst world problems
DeleteYep, oh so sad
DeleteEver so bad
There's nothing on TV as one surfs through hundreds of channels. haha
ReplyDeletePS - A million bucks would be grand
DeleteI'd leave work at my land....
Hundreds there
DeleteWith stuff to spare
But a lot of crap
Better off taking a nap
Poop from a dove on your shoulder ruins your day. I’m not exaggerating. I’ve had such day, really!
ReplyDeletelol that would sure suck
DeleteOn it we'll pass the buck
My daughter doesn't "exaggerate", she's just full of drama. Everything is always made into a bigger deal than what it really is.
ReplyDeleteAt least you know
DeleteAnd can give an eye roll a go
I don't need a mansion on a hill
ReplyDeleteor a million dollars with which to thrill.
Just give me a good book
and a cozy nook.
I'm as happy as can be
Hope all is well at your sea.
A million bucks we'll still take
DeleteThen relax by a lake
Don't exaggerate too much here
ReplyDeletetry to keep it simple and sane
who needs the drama it can cause
so that is why I abstain
betty
Drama can be a pain
DeleteBetter to take another lane
Sometimes I find life boring,
ReplyDeleteOther times ideas are soaring.
I have to cope with what somes my way.
Thankful for another day.
Yvonne.
That you do
DeleteThrough and through