Did you know the cat was going to post today? No? Well I blame you for that at your bay. I post any other time. So did you really think I'd skip a rhyme? Yes? My, I blame you as you confess.
What's in a name?
Words all the same.
Or letters and stuff.
Don't have a huff.
Your house may blow.
You may eat snow.
The kind that is yellow.
Hear it's better if you let it mellow.
A dog told me.
I don't blame thee.
You didn't know.
Now you do though.
She did what?
Oh, she blew her hut.
As in she blew it down.
Were you in gutter town?
I don't blame you.
I can't at my zoo.
Wait. I can blame away.
What is it I'm trying to say?
Do you have to ask?
My, slow with the task.
Maybe you need blame.
Is it some kind of game?
I don't blame you.
Shh, yeah, I really do.
But nope, no I don't.
Blame you I won't.
Even with bad grammar.
At least I don't stammer.
Sure beats the slammer.
Did you really want to umm errr ram her?
That just rhymed.
It was so well timed.
I don't blame you for curling your nose.
Be careful you don't get stuck in that pose.
You'd blame you then.
You may blame my den.
And I don't, but really do, blame you.
Wait. How is there blame when none came due?
Do you blame me for making your head hurt? Hey, at least no blood did spurt. You even got to flirt. The gutter put on a skirt. Can it do that? I don't blame you for the visual where you're at. Would that be blame me? My, what blame can do to thee. How does blame come where there is none? Do you just go on a blaming run? I don't blame comes fifty times over. Guess what? If you did, no one would care, not even rover. So you don't or do blame someone far away for what they did or didn't do. Well whoopdi friggin doo. Are you a I don't blame them lad or lass? Pffft feel free to blame today's post on my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteThat's 4 in a row
DeletePerhaps set to grow!
Hank
Good morning True
DeleteAgain, right with you!
Hank
Growing away
DeleteDay by day
I blame Hank
DeleteFor the win
DeleteA fine spin
T
ReplyDeleteT=two
DeleteThat is True
True it is
DeleteWith the T biz
How could anyone blame you Pat?.
ReplyDeleteExcellent verse.
Yvonne.
Could try
DeleteOn the fly
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ReplyDeleteOops moved it above.. haha
DeleteMoved the oopsy one
DeleteWith your oopsy run
Just so you know
ReplyDeleteNever eat yellow snow
Or brown
DeleteDon't even stick your hand down
Well, now I don't know who to blame...
ReplyDeleteCan take it all
DeleteNever has to stall
No blame in his game!
ReplyDeleteNon about
DeleteIn or out
You did a grand blame explain!
ReplyDeleteBlame the explanation
DeleteIt pulled into the station
I blame you for blowing my mind many a day
ReplyDeleteHopefully there was no spit
DeleteThat would sure cause a fit
I sure do the blame game when it comes to politics.
ReplyDeleteEasy to do
DeleteWith a buffoon in view
I have a kid...
ReplyDeleteBlame everyone, he did
But it was he who slid
Comes back to the one
DeleteEven after a blaming run
I think we all are guilty of the blame game
ReplyDeletebut some take it a new level and will name
everyone but themselves....like Trump.
Oh yeah, I went there cos he is nothing but a rotting stump.
Yep, a stump and a chump
DeleteSitting on his gold even so plump
Sounds like the kids around here. "Not Me!" is what they always say, never pointing fingers their own way.
ReplyDeletePointing it at the other
DeleteOr maybe their dear mother
Don't try to blame here myself
ReplyDeleteTry to let life go and flow
better that way to stay happy and sane
and not to feel too low.
betty
Happy and sane is the way
DeleteDay by day by day
No blame, it's all just a game.
ReplyDeleteA game in the end
DeleteA fine blame trend
Ken blames the dog when he farts. Like that's a secret.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, may not work
DeleteBut a dog to blame can be a perk
orlin N cassie, we haz been a cuzed oh bad grammar, bad spellin, bad breath N bad math skillz....N ewe can betcha who we iz blamin ! ;) ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeleteThe burds take it
DeleteOr the FGS for a bit
I can't even hear (or read) the word blame without immediately thinking of Donald Trump. *ugh!* Everything good, he tries to take credit for. But everything bad gets blamed on someone else. Jackass.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, sorry I haven't commented here for so long. I've been trying for weeks to catch up on all the blogs I read, and I do so by starting with the oldest unread post in my blogroll and working my way up. I haven't gotten to the top yet -- too damned many -- and since you post every day, your posts are always at the top! So today, I just said screw it and went right to your post first.
Deletehaha yeah, was written without him in mind
DeleteBut I think blame now stuck to him like face paint on a mime
The tops cat we are
At least for a little while longer at our sand bar
I learned a long time ago that I'm usually to blame.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think about blaming someone else
Instead, I just pretend it's a game.
A game of pretend
DeleteCould blame amend
Not too much blame going around in my personal life, but I am enjoying the Freak Show Blame Games going on in D.C. Have a great day tomorrow, Pat!
ReplyDeleteEnjoying those you say?
DeleteWatching brings a headache at my bay
'The gutter put on a skirt.' How very figurative of you. Ha, x2. I'm chuckling a bit over here now and I blame you!! :)
ReplyDeletehaha x2 is a win
DeleteA fine blame at our bin