Time To Go Stranger Than The Money Changer!

Would the money changer be a banker? They may or may not be a wanker. Depends on who you get I suppose. Hey, I've gone to far lower lows. I guess that leads into today. But I'll prove it wrong on display.

I tripped and fell.

Damn it all to hell.

I even burned my toe.

How? I don't know.

Stranger things have happened before.

Umm, okay, let's go with that at our shore.

The house gets hit by lightning.

It is ever so frightening.

A ghost stops the fire.

But all still expire.

Now the ghost has playmates.

Take that to the fates.

Stranger things have happened before.

Damn, you really want to show me the door.

Werewolves eat the ghosts.

They then meet alien hosts.

The aliens probe away.

The werewolves turn into more of a dinosaur display.

The aliens get eaten up.

The dino werewolve things begin to hiccup.

They then change into a Disney princess.

They fart out alien flames at recess.

Then they give birth to paper people.

Then float in the air and land on a steeple.

God smites them from below.

Yep, he came down and put on a rock show.

Then it turns out he is a she.

She then pays off every debt from sea to sea.

Money starts to walk.

It then starts to talk.

It gives all paper cuts.

Now the world is ruled by mutts.

Time travelers try and change it.

But they end up causing more shit.

The mutts love the brown logs.

They then lose out to killer hogs.

Now the world is full of flying pigs.

And forever they force all to dance jigs.

Stranger things have happened before?

Bah, let your ass meet my door.

Do you ever say that? People usually use it for normal stuff where they are at. I'm sure stranger things have happened than you stubbing your toe. But stranger than my little story though? Hmm, maybe not yet. But if aliens come then they may tie this pet. Still, nothing stranger has, in reality, come to pass. That saying just lost to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.