The cat needs you to do this now. It is a need that won't wow. But you need to get on it. It is some very very very urgent shit. You must do it. Stop everything else and do it with no fit.
This must be done.
A must is spun.
It is urgently in need.
It must take seed.
It is that urgent.
I'm out of detergent.
My clothes need cleaning.
Urgent is the meaning.
I have plenty more.
I have no need for them today at my shore.
But it HAS to be done.
I can't go enjoy the sun.
It is urgent I tell you.
It must be done at my zoo.
It is something urgent.
I really need my detergent.
Aww, I got it.
I used a bit.
My clothes are clean.
Ahhh I'm making a scene.
I'm out of trash bags.
I need to chuck old rags.
But I have no bags to use.
This doesn't amuse.
I urgently need it done.
I can't have any fun.
This is an urgent need.
Right now it must take seed.
It isn't like the detergent.
It is FAR more urgent.
Who cares if your opinion is divergent.
Don't be a trash bag insurgent.
This is a need.
A need to take heed.
With no trash bags my world will end.
It is an urgent need I must amend.
Forget feeding the kids, cats or dogs.
Forget the toilet that clogs.
Forget that work promotion.
This is so urgent I need to make a commotion.
Are you one of those? Making such crap give you woes? When really it is about as urgent as stepping on a tack? My, no wonder so many have a heart attack. Oh know, trash bags aren't there. You can't wash clothes with plenty to spare. The world is soooooo going to end. Pffffft to such an urgent trend. Now that I'm done with my sass, it is urgent that you leave a comment for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteMakes 2
DeleteFrom you
That's 2 in a row
DeleteYes Pat, that is so!
Hank
So it is
DeleteWith the #1 biz
Being there at 7:00 on the exact second is often urgent.
DeleteThat it can be
DeleteFor #1 to come to one's sea
My wife's a bit like that. Not in a mean way, she just wants things taken care of right away so she doesn't have to worry about it later.
ReplyDeleteNot having to worry later is a win
DeleteDon't want a full clothes bin
It always seems part of a Hurry Up and Wait scheme!
ReplyDeleteSeems to be the way with much stuff
DeleteHurry up and wait no matter the huff and puff
It is hard to keep up with some things. Just have to go with the flow. Pat, you have a great day.
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteAs they come on through
No hurry here, I’ll answer that question later!
ReplyDeleteA later date
DeleteA fine fate
Under The Gun So Get It Done!
ReplyDeleteWould get shot it wasn't fun
Not to stall
So do it now
Less arguments you would have won
Hank
Easy as can be
DeleteLet the arguing flee
No trash bags is quite alarming.
ReplyDeleteKeeping back stock might be charming.
We have to drive to the compacter.
No bags at all would leave no laughter.
Then up it would pile
DeleteAnd one sure wouldn't smile
I'm a bit of must get it done
ReplyDeleteright away so then I can enjoy time in the sun
betty
Done and enjoy
DeleteA fine ploy
Yeah- guys at work air stuff in and then it sits on the table for a week.
ReplyDeletehaha that is as helpful as can be
DeleteAt least there is stuff to see
There is this guy who comes to me always saying this is urgent. I get it processed and give it back to him, then he does nothing with it for days!
ReplyDeletehaha oh so urgent as can be
DeleteBut only for thee
haha, Why does this song come to mind?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcb-Fsx_phM
You say it's urgent
So urgent, so oh oh urgent
Just wait and see
I hope you had a good day at your hideaway
A fine day indeed
DeleteTunes sure fine at your feed
My kids think everything is an urgent matter. Drop everything and help with this or that. My 15 year old asked help with lacing up her shoes today. She knows how, obviously, but just wanted to be a lazy little shit.
ReplyDeletehahaha did you help though
DeleteOr tell her a polite no?
Sometimes Pat it's a case of "More Haste Less Speed".
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That it is
DeleteWith such a biz