You humans are as wacko as can be. At least some of the ones that find me. I'll let them do the talking while I get some chow. Some of them are really wow. And yeah, too busy eating to check what round this is. But it's not like there will be a quiz.
don't get squirrelly
Okay. I won't today.
did betsy woodruff appear on back from the edge
Why are you asking me? Does it look like I have secrets hidden where I pee?
to operate in bad fate
I think you are a little bit off. Those fates may scoff.
odds on second one mentioned to mak
Are these Vegas odds? Are we supposed to ask aliens in pods?
what is tha meening of getting
Umm to receive. If you can't get that you better leave.
men with parthenophobia
So that is how you send humans running? Or to jail. Win win if one is sunning.
kids stories cat pat hat
Thanks for the stop by. Even if for that Pat guy.
the truth is up there
It is? I don't want the truth if it's all up in my biz.
ducky stowe blog
If it looks like a cat and it acts like a cat, it's not a duck where you're at.
pestrest
Yes, pest. Give it a rest.
plank yanker
Do you want to be a yanker? Or are you just a wanker?
take a hike bike shop
Can't help you there. So take a hike from our lair.
pat pucky
Yeah, he tends to be full of shit. We had to say it.
humans can be foolish ass little creatures
You'll get no argument from me. I wonder what you found when you let that fly free.
And the winner of the day sure must want some cheery Christmas at their bay. Maybe it is a Santa to watch out for. A different kind of jolly they may have in store.
+did jollynold st nicholas run around with whores
Search engine nuts can sure get into ruts.
Plank yanker? We'll have none of that here.
ReplyDeleteNo yanking the plank lol
DeleteCan you hike on a bike?
ReplyDeletemaybe ask Little Tyke
Haha
Ask and find
DeleteWith a diaper behind
don't know about jolly old st. nick, but Mrs.Claus might be up to no good with all of those elves.
ReplyDeleteThat she may, enjoying the play
DeleteRound Whatever With Another Endeavor!
ReplyDeleteJust no arguments at any close encounters
Not getting unduly squirrelly
And just for wanting to be free
Time to stay home to avoid the virus jitters
Hank
Stay home and avoid
DeleteBetter to be paranoid
Sending more humans to jail sounds like a win. Maybe we should start with our congress humans here.
ReplyDeleteThat would sure be a win. Got some here you can take too.
DeleteAlways so funny. I feel like pestrest was a drunken search for Pinterest.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that might be true indeed.
DeleteYou always get a run of good ones with search engine finds!
ReplyDeleteBetty
They seem to find the cat indeed
DeleteThe truth is up there but it should come down here as some people can't see it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they are blind no matter where it is
DeleteI haven't seen this series in a while. It's still one of my favorites. Some of them got a grin out of me, but I legit laughed out loud at the grand finale. LOL Cat, stop trying to influence Santa into showing interest in whores. lol lol
ReplyDeletelol can't blame the cat for that. Santa just wanted to show the whores his umm fat
Deletehahahaha You should send that line to Niki Minaj.. it sounds like it could be her next big hit!
DeleteNever even heard of her.
DeleteMy boys are banned from the local gym, so they've been taking the dog for a run. Pretty sure she is thinking this is the best quarantine ever.
ReplyDeleteGets to run and have people around all day. The dogs and cats here think it grand too.
Deleteorlin N cassie....if de trooth bee out ther we wood like it ta step for werd......cod de mezz on de earth.....
ReplyDeletewe bee gettin reddy ta go on lock down sew we iz knot sure when we will bee abe bull ta sneek ta blogland ~~~~ heerz ta happeez N healtheez two ewe both N pat ☺☺♥♥
A mess all around indeed. We just got stuck on lockdown here, fun times.
DeleteJollyold was not likely bored
ReplyDeleteif he ran 'round with feisty whores
But the whores would surely find life dull
Cuz things are frigid at his Pole.
Unless he warmed before the cold
DeleteAnd it got stuck forever bold
Oh, no! Not St. Nicholas. He wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure about that? lol
DeleteWell, I think so.
Deletelol
DeleteThe crazy world we live in
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteSt. Nick is quarantined? Nooool.
ReplyDeleteStuck from many a thing
DeleteTake a hike bike shop... probably because it rhymes, lolol. The cat pic is funny. I thought our cat was so happy to have us home. Yesterday she climbed to the highest cupboard in the kitchen and stayed there for a long time. She never does that, hahahahahahhahahaha.
ReplyDeletehahaha no free time to get into trouble or rest, she may be a bit miffed.
DeleteI never get fun search queries like those. It's strange times we live in right now.
ReplyDeleteThat it surely is
DeleteWhat the heck is parthenophobia?
ReplyDeletelmao don't know? I had to look it up too. Fear of virgins!
DeleteThat pic is too funny. Love your cats.
ReplyDeleteGlad it is fun
DeleteIs that the clean up crew?
ReplyDeleteI got to agree. We are foolish ass little creatures.
One part of the cleanup crew.
DeleteThat humans are.
Well, now I wanna know if he did run around with whores. Was he really just sneaking down the chimneys to give gifts to kids?
ReplyDeleteCould have been doing so much more
DeleteYou always get the pick of the crop;
ReplyDeleteCrazy people just cannot stop!
Haven't checked my searches in so long,
Probably a big, backlogging throng!
Probably so
DeleteI figured I'd give them a go
Your collection of odd visitors is always interesting, Pat. I had to look up "parthenophobia." Fear of temples on hills? Even better ~ fear of virgins. LOL Take care.
ReplyDeletelol yeah that was a good one indeed
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