A Few Thursday Thoughts!

"I guess I could grace this blog with my presence again before I sleep."

Pffft. Like you have anything better to do. And like I wouldn't have to let you.

"I better get on with it before he starts yapping. I'll never get a nap."

Don't...

"And here we go with the first."

How rude. I'll plug Pat and be nice before you.

A Human Went There!!!!

This is probably one of the top things I've rolled my eyes at concerning humans. They go to a place solely because someone else did. I'm not talking about a friend who had a great experience and recommended a restaurant, boutique, etc. Oh no. I'm talking about the sheep who go to a place because someone on TV did. "Oh look. Sylvester Stallone golfed there. That must make it great." Person got offended when all that came was a shrug. 

Who friggin cares? They are only people. Nothing more special about them then anyone else. Well except maybe the riches, unless they don't pay their taxes and then in jail they go. Poor Blade. Hey! He went there. Don't you all want to go to jail now? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? 

A place is good because it is good. Not because someone that is on TV went there. Any brain dead fool can get on TV. Just look at those dumb reality(yet not really reality) shows.

And humans make fun of mutts for sniffing butts. They may not sniff, but they sure follow like sheep after some sort of whiff.

"And there is your comment from the peanut gallery, folks."

How rude. Such attitude. 

"Get a new line. That one is old."

Show Em The Money!!!

Cash in hand. Is this even still a thing? I mean maybe when it was cash or check, yeah. Checks you couldn't trust so cash made the deals better. But now? Really? So you are going to give me cash in hand. Umm...okay. Does that make it special some how? Should I be jumping up and down? Does that make me want to choose you over the guy who will pay double by email? Nope! I'll let you be the sucker on that one and keep your germy, drug-laced cash in hand.

But it is great to chew. That you knew.

"Probably what's wrong with you. You got high off the money you licked."

How...

"We know. How rude. Geez. And damn. I have to steal it."

How Rude!!!

So when you are out and about and a human comes to you that you haven't seen for a while and they want to shake your hand, hug you, kiss your cheek, or whatever else you humans do, and you back away because they are sick, does that make you rude? Pat got called that the other day because he wouldn't shake the hand of a germy person who was hacking up a lung. Not that Pat shakes hands much anyway, but that one? Even one who isn't OCD would have brains enough not to do that.

The rude one in this case is the idiot that didn't keep his hand to himself in the first place. That is why germs spread so much because people are inconsiderate, at best, when it comes to them. If you'd keep your damn hands to yourself, not get offended when you are the dumb one, and not eat without washing your hands, then maybe you wouldn't hack up that lung to begin with. 

See? My how rude applies a bunch. Humans are just out to lunch.

"Just a tad more than you. Take it away. I'm off for a nap."

Ever get called rude for not going near one with germs? Maybe they should eat more worms. Ever hear about the cash in hand terms? They should choke on worms. Are you a sheep and go places because someone on TV went there? Pfffft is what we give at our lair. Got a text months back that a person from some history channel TV show was on the same plane as another. Like I care? Go tell your mother. Is the plane any less or more in mass? Nope. So whoopdi friggin doo says my little rhyming ass.

The blind leading the blind = mankind.