There Was A Car?

There was a car that didn't go far. There wasn't a car that didn't go far. Which is which? Does it make you itch? Is this a glitch? Maybe some sort of sales pitch? There was a car that did go far. There wasn't a car that did go far.

        

       

        

       


        

       

        

        

There was a car that didn't go far. There wasn't a car that didn't go far. Which is which? Does it make you itch? Is this a glitch? Maybe some sort of sales pitch? There was a car that did go far. There wasn't a car that did go far.

Experience spring, confuse something.

"Pat can't even get it right. The cat doesn't even know what to make of this sight. Is there a car? Bah, now the alien got me going that far. I think I'll go ask Cass and let the alien probe some other little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling."

51 comments:

  1. I don't care for cars so one that doesn't go far sounds pretty good!

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  2. Maybe aliens are why it didn't go far.

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  3. I'm seeing an alien theme going on. Just one car? Hardly ever see just one car around here.

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  4. Aliens tried to steal my car but when they found out it's a piece of junk, they changed their minds and stole my neighbor's.

    Just so you know at the Kitty Cat Show.

    Thanks for the impressive rant.
    Sure made my day.

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    1. P.S. Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsJPlg3LK4
      When women are fed up with those SJW agendas, you know something's wrong.

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    2. Yeah, probably would be the way here. They'd give it back. A rant we can do here at our zoo.

      haha yeah, just look at all the comments too. Pathetic. The show just looks bad. If you are going to do a show about Batman, make the damn show about Batman. Not the sidekick crap and then mention Batman. CW takes the lazy arse route anyway. "Look, we're so in." or whatever.

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    3. It looks as bad as her haircut
      I'd rather watch a mutt
      Sit on a nut
      Or perhaps a frog
      On a log
      Or a fly
      On a spy
      Or a chick
      On a stick

      Just so you know
      At the Kitty Cat Show

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    4. Probably be far more entertaining.

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  5. The Cat noticed someone 'casing the joint,' as my mother would say?? LOL

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    1. Round and round, better get the pellet gun ready.

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  6. I think the car was abducted . . . then it did go far to ET land. lol

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    1. lol got taken into space. Probes after an about face.

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  7. The car was here and then it was there but, where is there and am I truly aware...or does
    this shout aliens beware...haha..or maybe all humans need to beware and be sure underwear you wear...lol...or a probe may come due...yikes...run...run..run very far...

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    1. haha guess I'm screwed. (not in a fun way, in a fun way?) No undies on me.

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    2. Hi Blue - How are you?

      Pat - you might want to invest in a pair...lol..

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  8. zoomed into reverse, the plot line is perverse, it's all a crazy verse, and the aliens would choose a Corvette. Just saying....

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    1. Round and round, but could a corvette be found?

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  9. There was a car
    With all doors ajar
    The occupants?
    Said to be aliens
    All drinking at the bar?

    Hank

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  10. Did the car get photo chopped out and in?
    That's it I'm thinking is the spin.
    Course my car doesn't go very far
    Since I rarely drive it and certainly never to a bar.

    betty

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    1. One shot was blank
      The other with a car with a full gas tank
      Then just used over and over
      Amusing almost as much as rover

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  11. More aliens than the history channel

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  12. You successfully made my brain hurt ~ LOL! Have a good one!

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    1. I gave you a win, now I'll give you a big laugh ~ It's snowing here. It's been doing so since early this afternoon, but now it's accumulating on the ground instead of melting. Terry says it's supposed to snow all night ~ LOL! May 20th!

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    2. lol way better you than me. Blah, snow that late is just nuts.

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  13. You made me get confused! Alien would be the only logical explanation :-D

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  14. Well, that's no good. I want my car to go very far. Very far indeed. haha.

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    1. Could it go very far while only going so far?

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  15. Cars that don't go far make me very nervous......Heh.

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    1. haha well at least if you are close to home it wouldn't be so bad

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  16. Maybe the car has some kinda cosmic turn signals...? Now ya see it, now ya don't...

    Our car went kinda far, but not too far. Most definitely went fast, though... (My hubby has a bit of a heavy foot...)

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    1. Fast makes far sooner in a car. Cosmic turn signals may be the key.

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  17. I am confused about the car. I think the alien got it for a spring fling.

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  18. I have a car that isn't going far this week. Transmission is shot. Thankfully, it's fully covered under warranty though.

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    1. Good that it is covered as to fix that it isn't cheap.

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  19. Seeing things, I think you are
    I don’t think there was a car

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  20. What did Cass say? Was there a car there for real, that day?

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