Not Fair Warning In This Not Morning!


You weren't warned today. Or were you at our bay? Would not being fair still be a warning? Would it be like you had a bad morning? Unfair warning being had? Bah, maybe a warning that I will drive you mad.

You were warned.
Now your horned.
Honked and conked.
Maybe even zonked.

Gone all Bugs Bunny.
Wish I had that creator's money.
Speaking of bunny and holes.
Hey, Theresa had mixed nut goals.

Blame her for that.
She wanted an R rated Pat.
He can show her the spots.
Those Germans have lots.

Did I confuse?
It still tends to amuse.
Now I'm down the hole.
The rabbit one for a stroll.

Could be comfy and spacious.
Would that count as bodacious?
Did I just go all surfer dude?
My, what's with the attitude?

I gave you not fair warning.
I even posted at night and not morning.
Shouldn't you be awake by now?
Maybe you ate too much chow?

Bijoux is in on that.
All new at her blog mat.
That just popped on in.
The way with the words I spin.

They aren't actually spinning though.
Would that be a fair warning go?
Or would I pass go and head directly to jail?
Would the warning and grammar then fail?

Are you still stuck on holes?
My, you may have R rated goals.
I sat on top my hole.
Unfair warning to charge a toll.

I may still do it though.
Pay or in my hole is a no go.
Can that get me arrested?
Fair warning, this could be protested.

Was my warning fair? Are you confused at my lair? Hey, I still have to do that every once in a while. Fair warning isn't really my style. I guess I'm not fair or unfair or no fair warning to spare. Does giving a warning even make one care? Maybe they just run. Either way, we went down the rabbit hole for fun. That's the only hole Theresa and her mixed nuts are getting out of me. Getting arrested isn't the goal of we. But I can give her a crack....


Nailed it at my shack. Did I just dig a deeper hole? Fair warning may not be a bad goal. Are warnings fair? Do you like the view at my lair? Blame the mixed nut one for it. She needed something extra special to be lit. Can warnings be fair? Would unfair be if they came late at your lair? Look! Buns with no hair. Okay, I have no more fair warnings to spare. Now I will just let you gawk in mass and keep covered, as far as you know anyway, my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

48 comments:

  1. #1 - Can it be? Your post should have said warning mature subject matter. haha

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    1. Lurking worked for thee! haha a mature warning. Guess I failed the fair warning.

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  2. whoa - I needed fair warning for the grand finale. You are messing with my timing for comments. We are all a kilter, arms akimbo,saying , "What's Pat doing?" Shaking up blog world...we needed something to wake us up. Good poem,fun stuff.

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    1. Have to keep all on their toes and maybe keep their eyes working too.

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  3. Are your warnings ever fair?
    At Rhyme Time, we must beware
    Lest we enter with no care.

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  4. Talk about a hole in one
    Er...can’t find it in that bun....bum

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    1. Nope, not a hole
      Guess that's how they roll

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  5. Not Fair Warning In This Not Morning!
    Had better been easy not to view a thing
    Risking on the threshold
    Lest it creates one manifold
    Not to proceed better heed the warning

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    1. Better watch out indeed
      Hank's back at his feed!

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  6. You are keeping us all hopping these days trying to figure you out
    I don't think fair warning would even be a good one to shout
    with a post such like this with that behind on display
    It just made me turn my eyes quickly away :)

    (not really)

    betty

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    1. Figuring me out may take a while
      Better off just to roll with and stick me in the crazy file

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  7. In hindsight, I suppose I should've expected it.

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  8. I'm prepared for anything. I guess even alien butts now days...

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    1. Best way to be as you know all can be shown here

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  9. Thanks for the warning, if you want to call it that! I appreciate the shout out and being associated with bare bottoms....LOL

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    1. lol well you came before the bare bottom at least

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  10. Looks like a crack.
    But, you know what it lacks?
    Fair warning or no
    it's lacking a hole.

    In related news, I'm somewhat aghast that I stared that long to0 [not] see that.

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    1. No hole to be found
      Maybe just rather pr0found

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  11. orlin N cassie; leest thiz ale ee endz butt iz way nicer than de food servizz gurlz butt !!
    =^..^= :) ♥♥

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  12. Alien butt? So that's what it's come too? Not that I'm complaining. I'm loving the alien.

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    1. Come to that and more at our shore. Alien is fun indeed.

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  13. Is that the picture of a bum?/Does it sing, dance and hum? :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. May play a tune that many a nose won't swoon

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  14. Oh my goodness, I wasn't expecting that...ha..ha...

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    1. haha warning didn't bring expected. Unfair warning indeed.

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  15. I wasn't expecting that either. LOL You're having a whole lot of fun with this alien bum!

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    1. haha yeah, he's such a bum. Sits there and takes up space. What? Not what you meant?

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  16. I think I should be glad I didn't ask for anything X rated. Let's stick with the R for now. I'm totally depressed that the alien has a much nicer butt than I do though.

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  17. Going spontaneous has opened the door
    You never were much of a bore

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    1. Now the cat just does more
      As we go and explore

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  18. What a beauty (the cat, not the booty). ;)

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