You weren't warned today. Or were you at our bay? Would not being fair still be a warning? Would it be like you had a bad morning? Unfair warning being had? Bah, maybe a warning that I will drive you mad.
You were warned.
Now your horned.
Honked and conked.
Maybe even zonked.
Gone all Bugs Bunny.
Wish I had that creator's money.
Speaking of bunny and holes.
Hey, Theresa had mixed nut goals.
Blame her for that.
She wanted an R rated Pat.
He can show her the spots.
Those Germans have lots.
Did I confuse?
It still tends to amuse.
Now I'm down the hole.
The rabbit one for a stroll.
Could be comfy and spacious.
Would that count as bodacious?
Did I just go all surfer dude?
My, what's with the attitude?
I gave you not fair warning.
I even posted at night and not morning.
Shouldn't you be awake by now?
Maybe you ate too much chow?
Bijoux is in on that.
All new at her blog mat.
That just popped on in.
The way with the words I spin.
They aren't actually spinning though.
Would that be a fair warning go?
Or would I pass go and head directly to jail?
Would the warning and grammar then fail?
Are you still stuck on holes?
My, you may have R rated goals.
I sat on top my hole.
Unfair warning to charge a toll.
I may still do it though.
Pay or in my hole is a no go.
Can that get me arrested?
Fair warning, this could be protested.
Was my warning fair? Are you confused at my lair? Hey, I still have to do that every once in a while. Fair warning isn't really my style. I guess I'm not fair or unfair or no fair warning to spare. Does giving a warning even make one care? Maybe they just run. Either way, we went down the rabbit hole for fun. That's the only hole Theresa and her mixed nuts are getting out of me. Getting arrested isn't the goal of we. But I can give her a crack....
Nailed it at my shack. Did I just dig a deeper hole? Fair warning may not be a bad goal. Are warnings fair? Do you like the view at my lair? Blame the mixed nut one for it. She needed something extra special to be lit. Can warnings be fair? Would unfair be if they came late at your lair? Look! Buns with no hair. Okay, I have no more fair warnings to spare. Now I will just let you gawk in mass and keep covered, as far as you know anyway, my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
#1 - Can it be? Your post should have said warning mature subject matter. haha
ReplyDeleteLurking worked for thee! haha a mature warning. Guess I failed the fair warning.
DeleteOh well Im a little confuse ..Pat/cat ...
ReplyDeleteThat means the cat wins!
Deleteof course ...
DeleteWinner!
Deletewhoa - I needed fair warning for the grand finale. You are messing with my timing for comments. We are all a kilter, arms akimbo,saying , "What's Pat doing?" Shaking up blog world...we needed something to wake us up. Good poem,fun stuff.
ReplyDeleteHave to keep all on their toes and maybe keep their eyes working too.
DeleteMy eyes
ReplyDeleteStill have ears
DeleteButt of course, we confuse easily!
ReplyDeleteButt you come back for more
DeleteAre your warnings ever fair?
ReplyDeleteAt Rhyme Time, we must beware
Lest we enter with no care.
Beware and see what comes to be
DeleteTalk about a hole in one
ReplyDeleteEr...can’t find it in that bun....bum
Nope, not a hole
DeleteGuess that's how they roll
Not Fair Warning In This Not Morning!
ReplyDeleteHad better been easy not to view a thing
Risking on the threshold
Lest it creates one manifold
Not to proceed better heed the warning
Better watch out indeed
DeleteHank's back at his feed!
You are keeping us all hopping these days trying to figure you out
ReplyDeleteI don't think fair warning would even be a good one to shout
with a post such like this with that behind on display
It just made me turn my eyes quickly away :)
(not really)
betty
Figuring me out may take a while
DeleteBetter off just to roll with and stick me in the crazy file
In hindsight, I suppose I should've expected it.
ReplyDeleteAll the signs were there!
DeleteSmiles...Happy Thursday :)
ReplyDeleteSmile works
DeleteI'm prepared for anything. I guess even alien butts now days...
ReplyDeleteBest way to be as you know all can be shown here
DeleteThanks for the warning, if you want to call it that! I appreciate the shout out and being associated with bare bottoms....LOL
ReplyDeletelol well you came before the bare bottom at least
DeleteLooks like a crack.
ReplyDeleteBut, you know what it lacks?
Fair warning or no
it's lacking a hole.
In related news, I'm somewhat aghast that I stared that long to0 [not] see that.
No hole to be found
DeleteMaybe just rather pr0found
orlin N cassie; leest thiz ale ee endz butt iz way nicer than de food servizz gurlz butt !!
ReplyDelete=^..^= :) ♥♥
haha if you say so, we'll stray from that
DeleteAlien butt? So that's what it's come too? Not that I'm complaining. I'm loving the alien.
ReplyDeleteCome to that and more at our shore. Alien is fun indeed.
DeleteWithout warning - you rebel!
ReplyDeleteThat we do.
DeleteIs that the picture of a bum?/Does it sing, dance and hum? :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
May play a tune that many a nose won't swoon
DeleteOh my goodness, I wasn't expecting that...ha..ha...
ReplyDeletehaha warning didn't bring expected. Unfair warning indeed.
DeleteI wasn't expecting that either. LOL You're having a whole lot of fun with this alien bum!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, he's such a bum. Sits there and takes up space. What? Not what you meant?
DeleteI think I should be glad I didn't ask for anything X rated. Let's stick with the R for now. I'm totally depressed that the alien has a much nicer butt than I do though.
ReplyDeletehaha and it never ages or gets flappy.
DeleteGoing spontaneous has opened the door
ReplyDeleteYou never were much of a bore
Now the cat just does more
DeleteAs we go and explore
What a beauty (the cat, not the booty). ;)
ReplyDeleteNo beauty booty there lol
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