The cat must have a word with all...
"Of course you do, as you never shut up."
Quiet, Cassie. No one was talking to you. But you fit in. Don't worry.
"I won't...worry that is."
While Pat was whining that his view went from this to...
This! Really? Who wants this? It does bring a few bliss. Back to me though.
I was dealing with this.
"You don't actually look to be dealing with him."
Shut it. It is beside me, so I'm dealing with it. Dealing with your big butt in the shot too.
"My big butt will squash you all merry like."
"Uncle Pattie, Orlin really likes that toy."
See? It interrupted me and is eyeing my toy.
"I think he was just making an observation."
Nope. Everyone was after my toy.
See? You even wanted it. That is just rude. This sharing and merry stuff needs to take a hike. EVERYONE wanted my toy. EVERYONE!!!
"Drama queen."
"Not me. I have my eyes on another."
Who asked you?
Oh. Maybe he did. Just don't bring him here when you scare the pee out of him. Now back to my toy.
My toy! It's gone. What do you mean it was a Christmas present? I had it early? Oh well. Give it back. I can be merry. Hand it over. Nanny took it. Not fair.
See? I'm merry. Merry Fishing Christmas!
"You might want to stop before you dig a deeper hole."
Oh yeah. I'll dig a hole in the litterbox and leave Nanny something fun. On second thought...
It will be a Merry Christmas all right. Take my toy will she. When she's not looking this tree is coming down. I'll be rocking around the Christmas tree tonight. Just wait, Nanny. But if you put my present back here maybe we could come to some kind of arrangement. Just saying.
Yeah. I kind of stole the gift Nanny had hidden away for me. What? Why should I wait? It isn't like some jolly fat guy is going to care. He's too busy catching diabetes. But as I wait for my toy, and maybe or maybe not knock this tree down, I hope all out there in blogland have a great Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, or just a few days off from the work grind. Nope. My toy still hasn't left my mind. I'm sure by next Christmas the thought will pass. Right now I have to go get into more trouble with my little rhyming ass.
Merry Everything everyone. Enjoy the holiday fun!
Dang, that really was the grinch who stole Christmas...presents!
ReplyDeleteHaha dang that Grinch
DeleteMust see photos of cat-bombed tree!!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, and may 2020 be better than this year!
Not sure Nanny will let it happen twice haha
DeleteLet's hope 2020 is better indeed.
Haha - That toy is a must have...that tree made out of traps is really cool. I know how you feel when the scenery changes to a snow covered landscape.
ReplyDeleteOh I see Cassie hiding under the Christmas tree. It's very pretty.
I should say Happy Holidays but, I celebrate Christmas so it's "Merry Christmas"
Yeah, ugg to the snow covered landscape. Say what you want to say, the cat does any old day haha
DeleteI think I like your tree, it's fantastic, imaginative, inspirational, and cats are still there, and more vital than before. Wish you all super 2020! (feel free to add one more 'p' for cats).
ReplyDeleteThat sure works for us. Vital they be, now if only that translated to the human lol
DeleteI love the picture with the cat and their expression when they can't find their toy! Priceless! I think it will be a very Merry (Fishing) Christmas for you and yours!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
betty
Yeah, he sure changed when he couldn't find it haha Hope a great Christmas is had at your pad too.
DeleteMy dog keeps eating the kitten's toys which has the kitten climbing the tree. Ugh. Hope your and yours have a Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeletelol well the kitten has to have something to do.
DeleteYou got to do what kids wished they could do! Play with it immediately.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Pat and cats!
Yep. No waiting around. Hope you have a Merry Christmas too!
Delete"I'll be rocking around the Christmas tree tonight" made me LOL. Thank you for the Christmas wishes and same to you and yours, Pat. Oh, and here's hoping it's a Green Christmas for both of us!
ReplyDeletehaha that line just popped in. Yep, Green Christmas sure works for me. Supposed to be here.
DeleteWhy should you wait? Indeed, you should enjoy your toys whenever you want :-)
ReplyDeleteWe wish you and your loved ones very Merry Christmas!
Enjoy and keep enjoying right away. Hope you and the kitties have a great one too.
DeleteSneaky kitty. At least you liked yours. We have one just like it but it's long since lost the catnip smell and our cats ignore it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that seems to be the way eventually.
Deletefun pictures. I like the fishing Christmas "tree". The spirit is everywhere. Now, where's MY toy? Merry Christmas and enjoy the season.
ReplyDeleteThe spirit sure is everywhere. I'll enjoy the season as long as the snow stays away.
DeleteMerry Christmas, Pat! Thanks for another year of fun.
ReplyDeleteHopefully you have a merry one too as another year comes due.
DeleteAnd a Merry Christmas to you and the crew.
ReplyDeleteThanks indeed as another takes seed.
DeleteI like your tree, what I can see of it. I love the snow, but we don't get any hardly. I hope we do though. Have a Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you can have all of ours and then you'll want to give it back lol
DeleteOrlin, you're a naughty cat! Nobody wanted your toy. The little bambino just wanted to make sure it was still in working order and then wrap it for you. Hank just wanted to make sure that it didn't have any telepathic device that could contact his reproductive organs. The wiener pooch was sniffing to make sure that was germ free. ...and as far as Nanny, she got it for you!! I think it's clear - you'll be getting a stocking full of coal this year! (In case you didn't notice, I rhymed!)
ReplyDeleteGeez, you are trying to take everyone else's side. The cat has just crossed you off his list. Whatever list that is, and made sure the line was all waving as well as had some litter stuck to the page for good measure. I know that is a list that you will forever treasure. I can rhyme at the end too. And pffft, coal, I'll eat the sock and send the coal to you.
DeleteLol!!! You lost me at wavy line.. don’t be so cruel! I’d take coal and a half eaten sock over a wavy cross out!!
Deletelol it may have a claw mark in it too.
DeleteMerry Catmas.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a good one.
DeleteMerry Fishing Christmas. I think that will be my new phrase.
ReplyDeleteMy kids don't like to wait for their gifts either. I'm sure they've already snuck a peek at what I bought. If they want to ruin the Christmas surprise, they're only robbing themselves of the excitement of Christmas morning gift opening.
I've used it a few times already haha got some weird looks.
DeleteTrue, I always wanted to sneak a peek, but I realized it would ruin the surprise, so I fought the urge.
Merry fishing Christmas! I really like your tree!
ReplyDeleteTurned out well as a fishing we go haha
DeleteLove the alien! I want one of those. :) Have a Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteNot to late to ask Santa lol
DeleteLittle cutie under the tree. I am cracking up at the dog with the alien. He does not look ever too pleased. :) We looked at that round toy with the ball (just today) but didn't buy it. Do the cats like it? We're trying to find the perfect holiday gift for our girl. The snow picture is pretty, but I'd take the one above it any day of the week instead. Merry Christmas to you and the fam.!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he did not like the alien one bit lol Cassie loves the ball as do the nephews as it goes round and round. Orlin would rather go chew the tree. Yep, any day the one above indeed. Hope a Merry Christmas is had at your pad too.
DeleteMerry Christmas Pat and cats!! have a lovely time !!
ReplyDeleteThat we will. Hope you have a great time too!
DeleteChristmas at your house looks real exciting. I don't put a tree up anymore. Tiger climbed the last one we had, and it fell over. He had a great time, but all the decorations were broken Now I have ceramic trees. They work just fine. Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteIf given half a chance, he'd climb the one here too. Ceramic sounds good to me.
DeleteNot a bad view Pat - even in winter. Although I don't think you'd agree with me haha!
ReplyDeleteHope you're well and Happy Holidays!
Yeah, we wouldn't agree as it only gets worse.
DeleteThose cats can't keep their paws to themselves
ReplyDeleteThey're kinda like those Elves on Shelves
Not quite as creepy, though
but deserving of being sent out in the snow
Merry Christmas!
Then they'd come back
DeleteAnd give humans a whack
Hope your Christmas was Merry.
ReplyDeleteMerry as can be with some poop machines at our sea.
DeleteLoved every word and photo of this post. I feel a little sorry for the dachshund with all the drama around it. That lobster Christmas tree is one of the most original trees I've ever seen. I hope your Christmas was the best, Pat!
ReplyDeletePoor guy didn't like the alien lol Sure an original tree indeed. Was great at our feed too.
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