Surprise!

There you are walking,

Maybe even talking,

Then out comes a bear.

Surprise! You're medium rare.

There you are driving.

So far you are surviving.

Then you hear a noise.

Surprise! Time to go to the car boys.

There you are working.

Hopefully nothing to do with twerking.

Then you get a call.

Surprise! You get to stay and mop barf in the hall.

There you are playing.

You even plan on staying.

Then you feel a click.

Surprise! You threw out your umm wick.

There you are paying.

You had no intention of staying,

But then comes the beep.

Surprise! Your bank account was emptied by some creep.

There you are applying.

This job is all about supplying.

Then you get a call in.

Surprise! Wait, porn's a sin?

There you are flying.

In the seat you are lying.

Then you hear a bang.

Surprise! You crashed. Dang!

There you are showering.

Have to make sure the toe growth isn't flowering.

Then you see the brown water flowing.

Surprise! Your septic backed up without you knowing.

There you are eating.

Soon to be trick or treating.

Then you feel the itch.

Surprise! Allergies, ain't they a bitch.

There you are reading.

My rhyme you are heeding.

Then you see ain't.

Surprise! At least it ain't finger paint.

Those all count as surprises, right? The cat would say so at our site. One nut tried to argue with us the other day. All surprises are good that come your way. Yep. Getting eaten by a bear and crashing in a plane is grand. My, what it must be like to live in la la land. Any surprises that are great your way? Any come that are crap and make you just want to hit replay? Surprise! I am done with my sass, which isn't really surprising from my little rhyming ass.

Surprise! That chocolate cake was really mud pies.