The alien is back with questions. Not for him but for you humans. For he finds some things really strange. The cat admits that I do too, so I have no problem letting the alien go to it. The cat could ask the questions, but it is nap time, so I'll let the alien get to it. I'll also let Pat answer. Easy day for the cat.
Question Period
Have you ever been told something is normal by a so-called professional when normal is the farthest thing from the truth?
Don't you love that? You waste your time going there only to be told you are normal or that thing wrong with your car/house/whatever is normal and/or that they don't have the time to dig further into it and/or that you should be thankful that it's normal. Pfffffffft. Part of me just wants to push them out a window and when they hit the ground let them know that the pain they feel is normal.
Would you ever say to your kid, or any kid, that you are a forking waste of space and a forking drain on my time and if you don't forking eat this after making me climb these stairs you won't forking be eating anything again, little useless fork.
The day I say anything like that someone has my permission to take me out in the woods and shoot me. Actually heard it being said as I was out and about, and they didn't use fork. Poor kid acted like it was all normal too.
Have you ever called your spouse fat, worthless, wishing you never married them, and a whole host of other things like that?
Again, if I ever did that, kick my ass to the curb and let a car hit me. You have to be a complete douchebag to say that, man or woman. No amount of apologizing would get me to let you back in the door. And yep, heard that during my travels too.
Would you ever get a dog or cat just to starve it and leave it there?
If I did this, you could throw me in a cage and leave me there. If you don't like animals or don't want one, don't take on the responsibility. Easy as that. And yeah, seen this too, and let's just say they may or may not have got ratted out. Pssst, I did the former.
Have you ever wondered how some movies even get made as they are so disjointed and bad?
Yep. Some are like 50 writers went at the thing. Scenes don't even progress at any pace at all. Just slapped in here and there. Someone must have had a favor owed.
Would you ever say you are going to do something and then not do it?
Nope. I can say no with ease. So if I don't want to do it, no it is. But if I say I'll do something, then unless I croak or catch the plague, I'll damn well do it.
Have you ever dealt with someone who thought they were smart and pulling things over on you when really they were as obvious as can be and a childish asshole?
Dealt with a few. One stands out above the rest, but they have gotten so pathetic that it is now funny. Funny in a pathetic way. Too bad one can't rid them completely out of life. But to do that you'd have to be a hermit in the woods or rich and isolated. I could handle the latter.
And now my questions are through. Any questions from you? Do you have your own answers to any of the above? Would you give such douchebags the shove? Like a shove into traffic and such? Now I'm rhyming like the cat too much. It is catching on my alien ass. Feel free to answer or add questions in mass.
Question period signing off.
Abusing spouse, kids, pets, whoever, whether physical or mental, is sick. Yes, shoot them in the woods.
ReplyDeleteNo argument from me. Shoot them in the woods indeed.
DeleteThose were all good answers to those questions. Don't forget to spay or neuter the idiots before you shoot them!
ReplyDeleteAdd insult to injury. Works for us.
DeleteExcellent questions from an observant alien! Unfortunately he/she/it is observing some of the worst (and too common) in human behavior. People abusing kids, animals, spouses, others should be ejected from the alien's ship with space garbage. But that would likely be too devolved for him/her/it.
ReplyDeleteYep, too common and worst indeed. Eject them all to a crater in the moon. True, it would be too devolved.
DeleteOf I ever met someone who mistreated animals like that, they would be placed in a cage and starved by me. Well, I can wish but I would take the animal away and contact the cops. I have heard bad parents say this to their kids using that word as well and it’s disgusting. Unfortunately, my dad, whom I love, was guilty of saying I am worthless and, at one po8nt, he said he wished I was never born as everyone would be better off. This was his dark side coming out because he could not deal with me when I was a teen. On the other hand, he often said I was a beautiful girl and to never let anyone tell me different. When he was stressed by the business, old timer thinking, in his 60s all contributed to his negative way of dealing with me. No excuse, just understanding. As for some a-hole doctor telling me it is normal...yeah, that is my norm. I told them I don’t want my norm to be pain, they would want to prescribe depressants. A-holes!
ReplyDeleteOh, don't worry. The animal a-holes got called on and lost the dogs. That was made sure of. Using the word isn't super horrible, as some have a very limited vocabulary, but using it in any such context with a kid, or anyone really, is horrible. Yeah, I can understand where some comes from, as they don't know any better and have tempers. I've dealt with such A-hole drs too. They can pound sand straight up their arse.
DeleteYes, I've had people try to tell me something was normal, when the appliance, car, etc. was clearly not functioning right. And I also remember the pediatrician claiming nothing was wrong with my daughter when I knew better!
ReplyDeleteThe kids whose parents talk like that become mass shooters, druggies, abusers, etc. It's a rare person who can overcome that.
Yep, all their years of schooling and they act like either lazy a-holes who think they know it all, or that they got their degree off the back of a cereal box.
DeleteThey either become that or they just start the same cycle over and over again when they have kids. And eventually one cracks and becomes the above.
But...do these pants make my butt look fat?
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, your Q & A was very good and I agree on the answers. There is no normal normal. That's for sure.
No normal normal to be had. Such nutballs can go pound sand. I'll let you decide on the pants.
DeleteI like Joanne's comment but I know you won't answer that one lol. You are wiser than that. You gave great answers. Terrible parents to talk to their kids like that. They don't realize or care of the damage they are doing to their kids.
ReplyDeleteBetty
lol yep, no way I'd answer that. It is always a trap. Such parents usually are too dumb to realize it. Or just don't care.
DeleteI can easily say no, at least to the fat thing. I never asked that. If I had to ask, then the answer was already there.
ReplyDeleteYour answers were spot on.
Yeah, the answer is already there indeed.
DeleteGreat questions and answers! Yes if I eve did that to dogs or cats, you could put me in the cage, too!
ReplyDeleteNeed a lot of cages for the real a-holes out there.
DeleteI have seen some of the above, and good for you for reporting the abuse on the animals. I would do the same.
ReplyDeleteNot fun to see but report away they got.
DeleteWhat rhymes with question?
ReplyDeletePerhaps we don't have enough time this session?
Could be a confession or a simple digression.
DeleteYes, we just had that happen last week. Our AC kept running when we powered it off but the maintenance man said it was just fine even though the compressor sounded like it was stuck. So Ken fixed it himself.
ReplyDeleteRemember that post. Normal they sure like to say. Pffft.
DeleteGo figure. It is so sickening. We were at the local Walmart and a lady (?) with a child in tow was screaming invectives at the top of her lungs at another woman.
ReplyDeleteYep, those kind of people need to be thrown in a hole, or just muted and snipped.
DeleteIt disturbs me so much to be out and about and encounter someone verbally abusing spouse or child. Yeah to the movies too. Some are so bad it must have been a bet someone lost or something.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is disturbing indeed.
DeleteA bet they lost or maybe they were blackmailed into making it. Never know with those hollywood types.
I can see why this alien would have so many questions? Humans sure do show signs of bad behavior.
ReplyDeleteThat many surely do.
DeleteMy field is all about helping, so of course any abuse enrages me. I can not stand suffering of any kind, but we can't look away.
ReplyDeleteThat we can't indeed.
DeleteThe alien has some good questions!
ReplyDeleteSure knows how to question away.
DeleteDouchebags deserve good, hard shoves
ReplyDeletebut first put on some concrete gloves.
Then let them have it
DeleteEvery little bit
As far as leaving animals to starve, What's wrong with people?
ReplyDeleteDouchebags aplenty
DeleteAbuse on any sort is criminal.
ReplyDeleteThat it is.
DeleteIt's a wonder the aliens have not exterminated us because too many screwballs behave like those in your questions. Send all offenders to planet X and let them kill each other off.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good plan to me.
DeleteThis is a great post to go along with the theme of October about stopping abuse. It's sad to see children or pets being abused. Like the dog I have now that someone just dumped at my gate, no food, no water. It's sad.
ReplyDeleteYep, it is awful to see it indeed. Such people are the ones that need to be dumped.
DeleteLots of movies out that just don't appeal.
ReplyDeleteHope your day has been productive and your evening is pleasant.
Yeah, so many that are just crap. Productive with the 9-5 maybe, other than that...bed lol
DeleteThere are all kinds of jerks out there, making me think that maybe it wouldn't be so bad if the human race was just wipe right out. Any form of abuse is grounds for getting cut out of my life completely, even if it wasn't directed at me.
ReplyDeleteYep, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Cut em all and leave to them own miserable selves is the best way.
DeleteI love this!! People like you are what’s going to change the world. To take action even when it isn’t effecting you is making a real statement.
Delete"cough" kiss ass "cough"
DeleteWait, is that abuse? Damn it.
Doctors are infamous for excusing ailments as an over active imagination simply because they can’t pinpoint a diagnosis. A few years back I thought I was losing vision in my left eye. I went to FIVE different doctors. Four of which told me I was crazy. It took number five to figure out that I got the wrong prescription contacts which was making my vision blurry. Doctors one through four still owe me a refund. Lol
ReplyDeleteAs for the bad movies, I know a few, but google Summer with the Ghosts. That’s a real winner. Hahahaha. People that don’t follow through are the worst type because they can’t be relied on. I get that sometimes life happens, but to be flaky is just unnecessary!
Yeah, I've dealt with quite a few too. Even though it is free, still a giant pain in the arse, sometimes literally, when they say all is normal.
DeleteThat looks bad. I'll avoid it. Yeah, life happens, but the flaky people can go take a hike.
Ha, I often wonder how some movies get made and why. Some have such foolish premises that I wonder who came up with the idea. Most of the time there is nothing in the theater that I want to go to see!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, some are just down right dumb. But they get made for some unknown reason.
DeleteMany a time I've said
ReplyDeleteI raised my kids instead
To believe normal is a setting
On a washing machine, no fretting,
Not something humans should ascribe to,
Normal just isn't something anyone should do.
Yep, normal is such a setting
DeleteOn it none should be betting