"Pffft I'd rather play in the germy ball tent. Dumb humans."
This post is for you.
I did it so well.
It just had to come due.
You know it is swell.
You must comment and stay.
Time it to the end.
Why won't you play?
Don't you like my trend?
It is a trend, you know.
Could be the best.
Out comes my flow.
It passes the test.
You don't want to fail.
You want to get an A.
So don't hit the trail.
Come and read what I say.
If you miss out it'll be bad.
You'll lose out on...something.
So stay at my pad.
At least until you hear the ding.
That means you're a winner.
You won time with the cat.
Nope. Not even a dinner.
Who needs any of that?
Instead you'll get pleasure.
That is ever so great.
Every moment you can treasure.
So come and take the bait.
This post is for you.
It was designed to be so.
Every word is true.
Come and stroke your ego.
That's what it is about.
That's what you need.
I won't let you out.
You're stuck to my feed.
Now do what is for you.
If not, others may suffer.
You may miss out too.
Don't make another's life tougher.
Did it work? Is the guilt trip a perk? Are you now stuck to the cat? Pfffft. I'll leave something in the litterbox to get rid of that. Do you fall for such crap? It makes me want to take a nap. Or laugh in their face. The first may be a better embrace. Can't guilt trip us. We'll ignore your fuss. If we want to then we will. Otherwise one is better off rolling down a steep hill. Such guilt trip nuts can simply suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
A stadium can be built all on guilt.
No guilt in leaving a comment today.
ReplyDeleteBall crawls are the worst. God only knows what's in there. Venture in at your own risk, Cat!
There you go, a comment and a guilt free germy ball crawl.
Deletenope. Not commenting today. Won't be back...until next time.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday! Now off to get a penicillin shot after looking at, not touching that ball den.
lol be sure and get a tetanus shout too
DeleteYou've seen blogs like that? Or just guilt trippers in general? I lucked out with a spammer who blitzed me with the name True Hacker in the World which he had a trademark symbol after his name🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDeleteI've seen a few blogs like that over the years, but yeah, just people in general. There are a few I deal with like that, by deal with I mean ignore. Wow, True Hacker in the World has a thing for you.
DeleteNo guilt here but I have tripped over things a time or three!
ReplyDeleteA little trip may get some lip
DeleteIf the cat cooks me dinner, I'll stay. What is he making? I hope it's something delicious with extra flavor because this disease has my taste buds all dull.
ReplyDeleteThe cat can sure make something for you. It may not have a name, but it will get those taste buds going.
DeleteI rarely act based on guilt anymore. So I'm good! Poor cat.
ReplyDeleteBest way to be.
DeleteMaybe feeling a bit guilty today; did post a blog asking people to vote on something so enticing them to comment :) I'd be happy with the cat as long as it didn't shed much.
ReplyDeletebetty
haha bah, a vote isn't so bad. Cats here don't shed too much.
DeleteGood idea to leave a certain something in the litterbox :-)
ReplyDeleteThat it be indeed
DeleteGuilt worked. Or vanity. I read all the way to the end waiting for the part about me, but nothing. Now. send me the cat.
ReplyDeleteVanity may or may not be a good thing, at least for cats.
DeleteGoodness me, what a delight to see, a new post from this host... and yes it has been a while... I've been in such a hurry as is the style.
ReplyDeleteI hope the rest of your day goes well, as always your writing is great (I'm sure you can tell). ^_^ 😸
So you are just plain M at your sea? Did R go away and set M free? Hurry to and fro. With dogs? You never know.
Deletedood.....we dinna noe ya had yur own car.....how kewl iz that... tho lookz like yur lost yur marblez... prob a blee frum deelin with other driverz ;) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteYeah, all those crummy drivers can sure make one lose their marbles...or lose their shit
DeleteSo do the cats or the boys play in the ball hut?
ReplyDeleteNot at the same time, cats frown on that.
DeleteComments I like,
ReplyDeleteBut commenters must be on strike;
Few comments do I get these days,
But I'm not following their ways.
Here and there they go
DeleteWhat strikes a cord you never know
Guilt hung on my shoulders about so many things over the years. With God's help, I've been able to shrug them off.
ReplyDeleteShrug it off is the best way indeed.
Deleteohh ! Im curious with this post Pat, really! and you make me laugh always !!!
ReplyDeleteCurious and fun a fine way to be spun.
DeleteHa!
DeleteI don't feel guilty at all. My kitties live like a prince and princess. They know how to get what they want just by looking at me. Yes, they run the house, even the dog too. No guilt.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, pets tend to end up the rulers of the house.
DeleteNope, not gonna work with me. I'm old and I'm smart, so you can't guilt me into leaving a comment. Nope, not gonna work.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks she protests too much.
DeleteI always forget cats like those ball tents.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteThis Is For You...No Really, Really For You!
ReplyDeleteMuch less of guilt and try to comment too
Just to keep it moving
Doing your own thing
Place to meet regulars like True and Blue
Hank
Many to meet
DeleteFor a little greet
I used to fall for the guilt trip in my younger days, until I wised up and realized I was a doormat for other people's BS. It's freeing to learn the word NO.
ReplyDeleteYep, so freeing indeed. And once you start doing what is right for you, you learn they move on or get really pissed off, oh well.
DeleteThey tend to get really pissed off, hoping you'll fall for the guilt trip just to make them happy again. Once they see you don't care one way or another about their feelings anymore, they tend to move on. Win, Win!
DeleteYep, a big win win indeed. Don't need those kind of people around.
DeleteI'm giving myself a break
ReplyDeleteGiving the guilt trip a shake
Holding steady and strong
So this day ends in a song.
Sing and fly free
DeleteAlthough if a bad voice, others may flee
Some people have nothing better to do than to try and guilt trip you for one thing or another. I don't fall for that BS anymore.
ReplyDeleteBest way to be. Screw that BS indeed.
DeleteLittle kids love those ball tents. But what a germ fest! lol
ReplyDeleteYep, big germ fest they are indeed
DeleteNo one could use guilt trips like my parents:)
ReplyDeleteParents sure have a way
DeletePS Hope the hours have slowed down.
ReplyDeleteSlowed down indeed and now have the poop machines
DeleteHa. No rest for the weary:)
Deletehaha nope
DeleteYour cats are living the dream! Probably the nephews too! Their own ball tent. Beats a playpen. We didn't have ball tents when I was a kid. I would have loved them. I don't need anyone else to make me feel guilty. I can guilt myself all by myself most effectively. Have a good one!
ReplyDeleteThe ball tent sure is a hit with kiddo and feline alike. Germs be damned. Good you can be the top notch one and beat all others I suppose.
DeleteToo many germs to count I fear. A while back there was a horrible picture of a small child with a hideous skin problem said to have been caused by bacteria from one of those. But, if you've got one at home, somehow you must be able to disinfect it? Quilt...can truly be a problem for some folks.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
That guilt can be. Yeah, they are germ ridden things in public places. At home they are really only germy from the ones that use them, so they are just getting their own germs back. They can be hosed off too.
DeleteGuilt is Jewish and German
ReplyDeleteand Catholic too
It's Italian and Polish
and Swedish -- who knew?
Thing about guilt, though
it hits with a harsh blow
Those who don't know it are few
Yet it's most often not due.
Yep, most times it's crap
DeleteBut many fall into the trap
I used to feel guilt, but these days I realize it's usually a form of manipulation and I'm happy to step away from whoever is trying to put the guilt trip down.
ReplyDeleteThat it is. Screw the manipulators
DeleteEvery word is true?
ReplyDeleteAs true as Scooby Doo?
Or my blue suede shoe?
Or that hog on a log?
Or that snail on a tail?
Or that toad on the road?
Could it be true?
Hello, Cat.
How are you?
Forgot chick on a stick
DeleteCan shove that up their guilt rump ever so slick
Ball pits- talk about a mystery! Who knows what's in there. :) I try not to feel guilty these days. Gets easier the older I get. :)
ReplyDeleteYep, the older one gets the easier it is. True, could be all kinds of nasty stuff in there.
DeleteI would have stayed without any tricks. My granddaughter loves those ball pits but they're probably filthy. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteYuck they surely be. No tricks needed. Check.
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