Round 67. Some Humans Aren't Going To Heaven!


There really is no hope for some.

"More like many. Humans, pffft."

Won't get any argument out of my little rhyming bum.

And we are here to prove the no hope with another round of the search engine dope. There have been plenty saved up. I'd rather deal with a frisky pup.

dumb going down 7:30

Do I want to know? Probably no.

funny rhyming death threats

Today you will die. Some fish I will fry. Then you will eat. Aren't allergies sweet?

hanks fine furniture

Damn, Hank. You must be pulling some money into the bank.

japanese anime touching breasts

Paper isn't real. Doesn't have the same feel.

guest post submission service

Is that like the post office at the door? Pat doesn't do that anymore.

cat in the mirror rhymes

Cat in the mirror.
Cat in the mirror.
If you want to see clearer,
Bring your face a little nearer.

hikey pokey fails

Failed out of the gate. Sorry, not really, mate.

fat booby

Chew some fat. How about that?

cheap vietnam holidays 2018

Got your wish by coming here. Very very cheap by visiting my rhyming rear.

constant likes facebook

Like, like, like. Silver Fox's page you may need to strike.

eyelash jokes

Your lashes are so big that they could make a great wig.

back shack rhyming effects

Don't go into the shack. That's where serial killers attack.

den flunky

A flunky in the den. Need to know when to say when.

rhyme time where many french films ran

Merde I know. SOL otherwise though.

rhyme time challendg
rhyme time challenge

Try try again. Searched twice at my den.

tips for meetings at work

Take an energy drink. Sleep won't be the missing link.

is claiming you jinxed something a sin

Yep, just for you. You and your voodoo.

arguements on eating unethically

Is that even a thing? Humans sure are in need of umm something.

And the winner of this round sure won't be thought profound. Nope, not by anyone. If you do, you better run. The cat will never let you live that down. Of course you'd have to be from no-brain-cell town.

public bathroom assrubbing comp

So go rub that ass. Rub it in mass. There are germs galore. Pick the best store. Yeah, feel dirty just typing that. I think I'll stick to the litterbox for my scat. Any nuts at your sea as of late? Or is it just my fate? Maybe round 67 will send them away in mass. Yeah, that's doubted by my little rhyming ass.

If you're a newcomer, I'll be here all summer.

54 comments:

  1. Not going to any public bathrooms soon; thanks to you!

    betty

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  2. Everyone is going to hell



    which I call Wal-Mart.

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  3. If I had saved every search on my computer over the last 15 years, I still wouldn't have anything as funny as these. Looks like only 2 porno ones this round, so there's that!

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    1. haha guess they aren't into kitty porn anymore

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  4. Maybe that's the cheap Vietnam holiday? Ass rubbing in public - with boobies.

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    1. A thrill like no other, at least for those who enjoy ass rubbing

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  5. and follow up Alex's comment with the hikey pokey

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  6. Searching is such a strange thing...and so are the results!

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  7. LOL funny rhyming death threats! I don't know if they are meant to scare you or amuse you :-)

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  8. I don't eat animals so I guess I don't eat unethically.

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  9. lmao you have some good ones this time. I never find anything like this when I see how people find my blog.

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  10. orlin N cassie; we iz kinda gel uz over de hole; ass rubbin, { joke insert } line

    ;)

    spesh a lee sinz R last few postz haz been for ...$hitz :) ♥♥♥

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    1. That ass rubbin gets around, as those litter thieves are the shit too.

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  11. If I didn't hate public bathroom enough, now I'm even more grossed out. I hope I never see any of those pics.

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  12. I'll take my chances,
    And face all the dances.
    Anyway I like it warm
    And I can't stand heights . . lol

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    1. Face and watch behind
      May not know what you find

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  13. Those are some really weird searches! Obviously people have too much time on their hands!

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  14. Oh, dear,
    How queer!
    Search engine abuse
    Over which we can muse!

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  15. After I read some of the searches from my blog, I feel like I need to wash my eyes out with bleach. Some people are just so nasty! I suppose that's what happens when you deal with my topic though. I never know what will show up. Fun times, fun times. :)

    Elsie

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    1. Yeah, I bet you get some creepy ones indeed at your feed. At least it makes you go wash your face, keeps the germs away that way haha

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  16. Hank's making bank!
    He's a money tank.
    And his ranking here sank.
    Doesn't even have you to thank?

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    1. Should spread the love
      Give my bank account a shove

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  17. Humans are indeed in need of something:)

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  18. Well, a comp is free, so maybe you can get free booty rubs for the cat w/the last one, lololol I hope they didn't mean competition...although, our cat might win that one, so we could enter. If you rub her back she puts her butt way up in the air. Makes my granddaughter giggle like crazy when she's here to visit. :)

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    1. haha I suppose that is true. Comp a free ass rub. Dogs and cats may enjoy. Striking a pose with the butt up is funny when they do it.

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  19. yep someones are really nasty I know, and I dont like public baths!!
    have a nice weekend cheers to the cats!

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    1. Public baths are nasty for sure, at least most.

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  20. I walk into a public bathroom and see someone rubbing their ass, I'm backing out very slowly.

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  21. People search some interesting stuff that is for sure. When I visited Google once you can see search terms and phrases that are currently being typed in (somewhere in the world) scrolling around the lobby. Fascinating.
    ~Jess

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    1. That is neat. I bet they keep the r rated off screen though.

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  22. National Parks have the worst public bathrooms. Been there, seen them, left them.

    I really enjoy/love your blog's new look.

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    1. Yeah, I've been told many are bad. Avoided them so far, use the woods.

      Thanks indeed.

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  23. Give that ass-rubbing dude a break. Maybe he has two broken arms and a very itchy butt. He's just looking for a helping hand...

    You sure get some weirdo searches. Mine are much more genteel. I feel somehow... deprived... :)

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    1. Well then he'll have to drag it across the floor like dogs do, no helping hands here haha

      weirdos indeed. So we're not deprived? Win?

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  24. I don't know what to say so I think I'll just smile and say, "Good night." :)

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