The cat is here to give a peer. I don't know what I'll peer about. Actually I do or this post wouldn't have came out. Or maybe I don't and let my claws do the typing. Hey, at least I know this isn't Skyping.
Ticking of time.
Such a crime.
Ticking tick a ticking.
Age you ain't licking.
Unless your tongue sags.
Could go with eye bags.
Eye of the beholder.
Maybe tongue down to the shoulder.
I guess that would grow.
What do I know?
A little and a lot.
I answered the question I sought.
Hypothetical or not.
Maybe a rhetorical plot.
But what the heck.
I hit the deck.
It hurt the hand.
That isn't grand.
Age and brittle bones.
Moans and maybe groans.
Hopefully they're fun.
May kill someone.
But hey, got a thrill.
Go in for the kill.
After all, you're growing.
Keep on with the showing.
You are growing older.
Hmm did the air get colder?
Nope, you just shrunk.
Closer to the ground, punk.
Was that an ancient word?
Maybe I should flip a bird.
Damn, finger won't bend.
Age is supposed to extend.
That is sure a lie.
By time does fly.
Umm it flies while you grow.
Yet it doesn't move and you shrink, so....
Liar liar pants on fire?
Made two for one expire.
Ever notice how they say that a lot? Grow older with many a plot. But you kinda, maybe, sorta shrink. Shorter and saggier could bring all to the brink. Plus, you forget more too. Hmm did grow get a meaning not known to our zoo? The cat just had to chime in with this pass. Now the post count shall grow with my ever not so growing any longer little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteIn at night, just right.
DeleteI guess every part of the body sags at that point. Probably just exhausted!
ReplyDeleteYeah, had enough for one lifetime.
DeleteI wonder why human ears keep growing when the get older?!?!
ReplyDeleteMaybe their hearing goes and they need to get bigger to stretch farther to hear
DeleteMy kids swear I've gotten shorter, but according to my doctor, I'm half an inch taller. Go figure. (But I'm definitely older!)
ReplyDeletehaha guess you proved it right, still growing.
DeleteI know Im growing older, is natural, is the life.
ReplyDeletehaha the cat wants scared us :)
Natural it be, not fun though
DeleteNot many things as powerful a kitty stare.
ReplyDeleteCan sure get you down
DeleteI think I lost an inch somewhere these past few years. Both of my girls are about to surpass me in height. The joys of getting older... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteHaha so you now get the short end of the stick?
DeleteI LOVE your kitty eyes!
ReplyDeleteCould be a quilt in disguise!!!
My last physical revealed
Too many inches off the top peeled.
More and more tests, more and more dough;
Always finding something to make the cash go.
Yep, sure can suck the dough away
DeleteThose eyes never stray
I'm glad I'm tall so when I shrink I won't be super short. I do think we all shrink as we get older; something to do with our vertebrae and the stuff in between them starts to shrivel up or something like that so we do get shorter.
ReplyDeletebetty
Yeah, the back loses things in there and away we shrink. Need one of those old torture table things to stretch us out.
DeleteIf I shrink anymore
ReplyDeleteI'll be as tall as the floor.
At least you won't have far to go
DeleteIf you trip and stub your toe
Growing older is no fun but it sure beats the alternative. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat it does indeed.
DeleteTime flies, unless you're really bored. Or it doesn't stop RAINING! Send Noah!
ReplyDeleteNeed that ark. Hey, time could fly building one of those.
DeleteMy what big eyes you have, the better to see you my dear...haha..why did I go there?
ReplyDeleteTime is a fickle thing there never seems to be enough of it....aging is natural unless you plan
to go plastic. I think I'll pass on that...there is enough plastic in the world.
haha the eyes take you there. Good to pass on plastic, rather have things get stretchy and elastic.
Deleteolder but wiser, maybe.... or older and just don't care as much. Or care about different stuff. and yes, more caring adds to slumping and sagging. Oh, gravity is cruel. But keep looking up and climbing those mountains
ReplyDeleteCaring can sure lead to a lot. Damn that gravity too.
DeleteI hope I don't shrink. I'm barely 5'3" as it is.
ReplyDeletehaha have less far to go
DeleteEye Of The Beholder With Or Without Growing Older!
ReplyDeleteMan is old only when he stops looking at the fodder
Shrinking in height
Can be quite a fright
But being older nothing to worry about nor to bother
Hank
No worry to be had? Even when back goes bad?
DeleteI'll take all the things that come with growing older. Much better than the alternative. Besides, it gives me a good excuse when I can't remember where I put things. Have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteTrue, an excuse can be had. And yeah, beats in the ground.
DeleteI'm only 5'6" so I really don't want to shrink.
ReplyDeleteHave to make sure to stretch to stay tall-ish
DeleteI have always stretched the truth when I said I was 5'4", but cannot any longer. 5'3/4" it is. While things shrink, other things don't.
ReplyDeleteJust down a tad, other things not shrinking is good, I hope.
DeleteI’m sure I’m not shrinking yet, but my skin is getting saggy. It’s certainly heading closer to the ground!
ReplyDeleteBut all those commercials with plastic celebrities say that will never happen. Geez, such liars.
DeleteYes, growing older isn't fun, but as someone said it beats the alternative. Lead a healthy life to live as long as possible.....that's my theory anyway.
ReplyDeleteA good theory to go by indeed
DeleteI hope I don't shrink any more. I'm liking that my sister is finally getting as short as me. She's younger, but seems to be aging faster than I am. Way cool for me, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou changed your blog again since I've been gone. Its extremely vibrant. Guess you don't want your site getting old either :)
haha catching up even while younger. Has to be fun to poke fun. Changing up here and there.
DeleteI had something to say, but I forgot what it was... Never mind, I need to go hem my pants. ;) I'm just kidding, no memory loss or shrinking here yet. :)
ReplyDeletehaha well at least you know what may happen.
DeleteSagging is part of the game
ReplyDeleteIt’s sad and very lame.
No perkiness here
Can hold up a towel, ughh, what a shame.
haha a shame is had
DeleteCAn drive one mad
orlin N cassie;
ReplyDeletesorta kinda reel lee canna say TWO much... coz sum onez had.... N sum one doez have... a bit oh
.... "sway" from de veew bee hind....gram paw dude said it waz called... waddya eggz pect fora 80 yeer ole cat ;) ~~~
tuna of moon whooz still onlee 64 =^..^= ☺☺☺♥♥♥
haha that sway just adds to things, right?
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