The Timely Creation Of Gratification!

The cat wants to be gratified today. Yeah, I want it and lots of pay. Actually, I will just take the latter. The first really doesn't matter. If so, we'd end up like a human mass. No thanks says my little rhyming ass.


A profile creation.
Tune to many a station.
A bunch of elation.
Ten second duration.

Read my dictation.
Effort of pre-school graduation.
But read it in jubilation.
It's my character limitation.

I want the gratification.
It is my simplification.
So make a recommendation.
About me, you ugly dalmatian.

How dare you go all penalization.
It was a great 10 word mobilization.
You should start an idolization.
This leads to my inauguration.

Don't bring irritation.
This has no valuation.
Not even an approximation.
Just make it a triple visitation.

Bring the whole population.
From kings to sanitation.
I need the gratification.
I give great information.

My awesome two word isolation,
Truly has to cause impregnation.
Wrap yourself up in my occupation.
I'm that good at an explanation.

Truth in two word documentation.
Or maybe three is no exasperation.
I have the best communication.
So come and give me your cooperation.

This is an amplification.
Four words create alienation.
So I'll use an abbreviation.
Must avoid over saturation.

So enjoy the presentation.
Give my your undying integration.
Be like an infestation.
My self gratification has no expiration.

Are you a self gratification nut? Are you in a me me me now rut? Pffft says the cat. Your pitiful two words can be buried with my scat. The clip show of your life gets no love from me. We hate clip shows at our sea. If you can't put in the work, then pfffft is the perk. Did the cat offend the self gratification human mass? Pffft if so says my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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45 comments:

  1. kaykualaFebruary 28, 2019 at 7:00 AM

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    1. TruedessaFebruary 28, 2019 at 7:05 AM

      Good morning Hank
      I am late, shoveling snow
      my fate...

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    2. kaykualaFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:48 AM

      That's 3 in a row
      Beginning to ho..ho..ho!

      Hank

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    3. kaykualaFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:51 AM

      Good morning True
      No snow shoveling
      Managed going through
      A Friendly morning!

      Hank

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    4. TruedessaFebruary 28, 2019 at 12:17 PM

      Shoveling snow was not gratifying...
      to that I am clarifying...haha

      Did you get snow at your show?

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    5. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:37 AM

      Three on the go
      Heigh ho heigh ho

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  2. BijouxFebruary 28, 2019 at 7:52 AM

    Two words? Clip show? I'm not certain what you're referencing!

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:38 AM

      It is when a show blows their budget so they do an episode with clips from the past to save money
      They suck and aren't sunny

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    2. BijouxMarch 2, 2019 at 1:55 PM

      Got it now!

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    3. Pat HattMarch 3, 2019 at 7:49 AM

      Easy as can be
      Gotten to thee

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  3. Brian's Home BlogFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:13 AM

    Is it alienation or alien nation?

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  4. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:34 AM

    Alien Nation - that's a song by the Scorpions!

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  5. JoanneFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:50 AM

    I was not shoveling snow, hence I'm down the line here due to laziness. It was quite gratifying.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:39 AM

      Laziness for the win
      Sure, maybe, isn't a sin

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  6. kaykualaFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    The Timely Creation Of Gratification!
    Getting on to something of satisfaction
    Right equation
    For directions
    Best not to bother of any distractions

    Hank

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:39 AM

      Distractions can suck time away
      And go through the day

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    Once again the cat is wrong
    Dalmations are not ugly; they're tall and long.
    Or was this wordplay code
    as things erode
    If that's the case,
    Give chase
    to those me me me guys
    to say a final goodbye.
    No one wants a bad vibe
    all of them can take a ride.

    Elsie

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:40 AM

      Take a ride they might
      Late at night
      Right into a ditch
      Dalmations don't really make us itch

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  8. The Angry LurkerFebruary 28, 2019 at 9:00 AM

    I'm always gratifying myself!

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  9. SnowcatcherFebruary 28, 2019 at 10:40 AM

    I know a few people like that
    Couldn’t agree more with The Cat

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  10. BirgitFebruary 28, 2019 at 11:05 AM

    Those were big words that you used.
    I am quite amused
    but my head almost went kaboom!
    and my brain went zoom, zoom.

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  11. bettyFebruary 28, 2019 at 11:53 AM

    Didn't realize so many words ended in "tion"
    that's what made this so fun!

    betty

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  12. Al PenwasserFebruary 28, 2019 at 1:39 PM

    Gratification?
    Why, I have just the touch!
    I head into the bathroom and...
    Oops. I've said too much.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:41 AM

      Hopefully you close the door
      At least when others are on the floor

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  13. da tabbies o trout towneFebruary 28, 2019 at 4:32 PM

    orlin N cassie; therz a lot oh me me me me at de food servizz gurls place oh employ; they all make dai$y look humble :) ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:42 AM

      haha that must be bad
      As they me me me at her pad

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  14. The Silver FoxFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:18 PM

    This was a fun read!

    I have to admit to a bit of self-gratification in some of my recent Facebook posts, ever since I rejoined FB in January. I've been posting various press clippings about my writing projects, rock bands, and other things, so friends who know only one or two aspects of my life are exposed to much more.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:42 AM

      Giving the ego a boost
      Can be good to come home to roost

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  15. gloriadelpilar_1994@yahoo.comFebruary 28, 2019 at 8:45 PM

    Gratification, inauguration,recommandation !!
    Oh my God ...the cat ...you know
    I try to pay attention :)

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  16. Beverly Stowe McClureFebruary 28, 2019 at 10:23 PM

    I'd enjoy a bit of gratification for me, you bet.
    But by the time I feed and water and clean litter boxes for the critters all my energy has gone to the pets.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:43 AM

      Pets take a bunch
      Then you have to feed em lunch

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  17. Theresa MahoneyFebruary 28, 2019 at 10:33 PM

    I think most of a mom's gratification gets spent up on her kids. But to see them happy is also gratifying, so I suppose it all works out in the end.

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:43 AM

      Yeah, can work out that way
      As long as all are happy at the end of the day

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  18. nashvillecats2March 1, 2019 at 1:42 AM

    In a few words Pat I'm in a rut. Enough said.

    Yvonne.

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  19. Fundy BlueMarch 1, 2019 at 6:07 PM

    That's quite a run on multisyllabic rhyming words!
    I'm not a big fan of the need for immediate gratification today.
    Have a great weekend at your bay!

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    1. Pat HattMarch 2, 2019 at 11:44 AM

      Yeah, there is a lot of that
      Every where one is at

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