The cat doesn't even have to leave the house. It can even be seen by the beady eyes of a mouse. There are many human drivers that suck. Doesn't matter if they are driving car, tank, or truck.
Idiots here, Idiots there.
I'm a cat, so I don't care.
But you sit and you swear.
You may even pull out a death glare.
A finger may flip.
You may run your lip.
Or lips if you have two.
Or you may sit and stew.
Stir that pot nice.
Throw in some spice.
How'd we get to cooking?
Sorry, we can't take your booking.
Now that that's clear,
We'll get back to your peer.
That is glance for those slow.
Wait! Glare, just so you know.
They are the worst.
You're about to burst.
Drivers behind and in front suck.
Those side ones drive like some fluck.
They are all it.
Here I sputter and spit.
All are the worst.
I really may burst.
A repeat in rhyme.
A spit and sputter time.
A repeat of that.
Chew the same fat.
Must sure be tender.
Does it have a gender?
Don't sit there and choke.
Still no bookings there, bloke.
Are you saying it's me?
I'm making things bad for thee?
I'm the worst at my sea?
My, you're on quite the spree.
Now what about you?
What did you just do?
Can you point to a driver that's better?
Oh, you'd rather write a hate-filled letter.
Have you ever noticed that? You humans sure can throw a spat. Yes, there are many bad drivers out there worse than you, but have you ever picked out the better ones in your view? Or do you just focus on the bad? Hmm is there a deeper meaning to be had? The cat will let you think that up in mass. I'll now go back to watching the cars zoom by the house of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteBack to the top
DeleteOf the crop
Back again
DeleteIt can be fun
Hank
NUMBERRRRRRRR ONE!
DeleteI'm worse than #1
DeleteThat it is
DeleteWith the #1 biz
The bad ones are noticeable while the rest of us know how to go with the flow of traffic.
ReplyDeleteThat we do
DeleteThe others are sure easy to spot in view
Yup there are some bad ones out there. Just have to be extra careful and try to avoid those bad ones. Or just stay off the roads. Have a good day Pat.
ReplyDeleteStaying off would be great
DeleteBut then we'd never get a pay date
Bad drivers are our State mascots!
ReplyDeletehaha well at least you have one
DeleteOr quite a few as around they run
I think Arizona has more than its share
ReplyDeleteof drivers who shouldn't be on the road
at least I know my limitations and stay off them
thus lightening the load
betty
Seems they be everywhere
DeleteWith many to spare
A Drive To Worse May Bring A Curse!
ReplyDeleteMore examples of good than bad drivers
Stay on the verge
Cool not to merge
Unaffected by pranks others 'served'
Hank
Watch on out
DeleteWith them about
the bad ones get in my way.
ReplyDeleteThey seem to like that
DeleteWhere they are at
I've often said one of two things: "The only thing worse than the driver behind you is the driver in front of you!" OR, "The only thing worse than the driver in front of you is the driver behind you!" It depends on whether the driver who's pissing me off at that moment is behind me or in front of me!
ReplyDeletehaha can be either or
DeleteOne beside you can also be a chore
Drivers checking their FB
ReplyDeleteDitch them in a nook
Watch them go
DeleteIn the ditch, heigh ho
Good and bad driving all on the same freeways in L.A. that I'm sometimes amazed that there isn't a massive pile-up every day of the week. Something's apparently going right despite the crazy drivers out there.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Guess crazy is the norm
DeleteOr the nuts stay in the dorm
LOL, your poem make me think of my hubby. He's an excellent driver, but he has no patience for anyone else and really wishes he had the road to himself.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
haha would be nice
DeleteBut on that, no dice
Being behind a steering wheel certainly emboldens folks:)
ReplyDeleteThat it does
DeleteSometimes just because
Beady eyes of a mouse? Was it a cute mouse?
ReplyDeleteCould be
DeleteAt one's sea
I dont drive any more, why ? maybe Im lazy and I dont like I dont know, I prefer buses and taxis yeah and I dont go out so much lol
ReplyDeletelol stay home and bake
DeleteNo crazy driving to partake
Yes is my karma..
DeleteKarma you say
DeleteAs they go their way
I really don't like to drive so much any more.
ReplyDeleteBut it's drive or stay home, which is a bore.
So I drive, stay out of my way.
My eyes don't see so good on some days.
Good to go slow
DeleteAnd be ready to give the horn a blow
Terry's afraid some angry driver is going to shoot me someday because I flip a finger and run my lips too easily. It's because their bad driving scares me, and I come out with the death glares and swears. I am trying to curb those bad habits, because I think Terry has a valid point. There are too many trigger happy crazies in this country.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I have noticed some great and courteous drivers, and I'm even faster with a big smile and a wave.
haha yeah, I'd keep my finger to myself down there
DeleteNut balls are everywhere, so beware
There are some good ones too
And a wave is good when they are in view
I noticed that London traffic is absolutely insane, where everyone just pushes their way through. That would not fly here in the states as we are an angry bunch behind the wheel, but there it was accepted and drivers would even stop to let you through when it wasn't your turn. We have this "nope, you aren't getting in front of me" mentality here that just drives me up a wall!
ReplyDeleteYeah, here we probably wouldn't allow that too
DeleteBut after going to NY, we sure aren't as bad as you