Here comes the nagging.
What's with the dragging?
Why is it here?
Good the internet is near.
Dragging is to drag.
Hmm that raises a red flag.
Or maybe the flag is blue.
Whatever are we to do?
Dragging is caused by a hand.
My, that is sure grand.
I guess we are now in the know.
Wait. Where does this go?
Man dragged to chick flick.
Now that is just sick.
Who would do such a thing?
Dragging leads to a fling.
A fling from dragging.
Things may need bagging.
If not you may catch a disease.
It is far worth than fleas.
Drag yourself to the doctor if you have any of these.
Red spots, white spots, black spots, or are impacted by the breeze.
Keep dragging the scroll thingy down.
Oh look, this ought to make you frown.
You may have dragged in the plague.
The symptoms are vague,
But you could die tomorrow.
Oh no. Fill yourself with sorrow.
Woman dragged to death by bear.
What? That has to be rare.
Why would that come up?
Did she treat it like a pup?
Bears drag humans away to their den.
They get women and men.
Don't go into the woods at night.
That is also when owls take flight.
Owls drag things to drop on your head.
Yeah, that was really really said.
Bigfoot gets dragged into this too.
Damn, my next post is almost due.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteGood afternoon True
DeleteLate passing through
Hank
Snuck on in
DeleteFor the win
the rabbit hole to #1
DeleteDown or up
DeleteWithout a hiccup
My computer doctor is excellent which is more to be said about MY doctor.
ReplyDeleteGreat verse Pat. Have a grand day.
Yvonne.
1 out of 2
DeleteThere for you
Haha dragging the scroll bar usually means ads will be found.
ReplyDeleteI once saw a cat drag a dead bird around - it made me sad that cat was bad ...
Have a good day snow is on its way....
Drag and see
DeleteCat must have had glee
Not so much for the bird
No snow here is the word
Rain has been our drag down lately!
ReplyDeleteSure can drag down
DeleteAs it turns to swamp town
Now I wonder how many will visit you looking for the phrase Woman dragged to death by bear...
ReplyDeleteYes, rain has been a big drag here this winter!
The nuts sure can find out sea
DeleteI'll take rain over snow that we want to flee
I've been dragged (drug?) down the rabbit hole a few times. Usually clicking on a Jimmy Fallon game clip and then I wind up learning that Ashton Kutcher has a twin. LOL
ReplyDeletelol things you really needed to know
DeleteSo a clicking you go
dragged into the morass of life. February is a drag
ReplyDeleteDrag it is
DeleteWith it's winter biz
I’ve been dragged a time or two
ReplyDeleteBut often learned more than I planned to do
Learn one can do
DeleteNot always good in view
Down We Go With An Increasing Flow!
ReplyDeleteDragging slowly down wanting to know
Seeing spots of colors
Some are not so obvious
Goes on for hours with nothing to show
Hank
Hours it will
DeleteAnd not a thrill
One can certainly get dragged down by the Internet
ReplyDeleteI know it has happened to me
then I look at the clock and see
how much time spent wastefully
betty
Wastefully it goes
DeleteIn the internet throes
I've dragged myself to the doctor when I had pneumonia back before my doctor started making house calls.
ReplyDeleteHouse calls is nice
DeleteFor most that is no dice
orlin N cassie; frum time ta time eye like ta drag me azz cross de floor...
ReplyDeletetuna of moon ☺☺♥♥
haha have to get of the shit
DeleteEvery little bit
I remember when I was really young, in the era of the so-called Beatniks, you'd hear them use the term "It's a drag" quite often. In the late '60s, "drag" was replaced by "bummer," which I definitely did not consider to be an improvement.
ReplyDeleteYeah, bummer doesn't really have the same ring
DeleteI'm sure ass lovers may like it or something
Draggin' the line... old song. My mom used to play it. I hope that singer wasn't really draggin' the line every time he sang the song. ;)
ReplyDeleteMaybe just a bit
DeleteOtherwise sure wouldn't be a hit
I can drag my ass
ReplyDeleteout of bed-is that crass?
I can drag my dog to the vet
Good old needles is what he will get.
The dentist is the worst for sure.
To me, they are worse than manure.
Yep, they sure suck
DeleteAnd cost a mighty fine buck
The internet sure is a time consumer. Oh well, it is an interesting subject. Have a good evening Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAs one looks at their sea
So the lesson here is to avoid owls and bears
ReplyDeleteYep, best to avoid
DeleteAnd be extra paranoid
Now an owl dragging things here, but we had a hawk drag a rabbit onto our deck a few years back for a midnight snack. Woke up to fuzz and blood everywhere!
ReplyDeleteNow there is a sight to see
DeleteI'll leave that for thee
Oh, Lord! am I this far behind again? Real life dragged me away from blogging longer than I realized!
ReplyDeleteReal life can do that
DeleteAt many a blog mat