And That Makes Ten As In A Decade At Our Den!

Can you believe the cat is in double digits now? I'll soon be as old as Belva and unable to raise a single eyebrow. Then I'll be too old to give a shit about not giving a shit. Hmm that may be worth it. What can the cat do today? We shall see while I turn 10 at my bay.

Does Pat think this a joke?

He allowed in this bloke.

He is even playing with my fish.

That wasn't my birthday wish.

Cassie on top.

This has to stop.

Why do I get the couch?

Yeah, she can be a grouch.

Now I'm shunning.

Soon I'll be running.

Look! Here comes my gift.

I'm off some swift.

Bah. That's not it.

I don't want a diaper full of umm shit.

You can have the old toy.

We scratched out all the joy.

My gift is being delivered to me.

Bah! Two poop machines came to be.

This just can't be good.

Where's that gift in my hood? 

A new cat tower.

Hey, this isn't your hour.

Get off of my tower.

I'll drown you in the shower.

You're still exploring.

Don't you start snoring.

I'll fix you.

And that blonde one too.

Yeah, I'm here.

You better peer.

Get off of it.

You don't get one bit.

Another in my space.

Cassie is giving a warm embrace.

Or maybe a cold one.

But she's not making him run.

Those laser eyes don't scare me.

On you I'll take a pee.

It is my new tower.

I'm the cat of the hour.

Bah, Cassie's in on it too.

A birthday conspiracy at our zoo.

And she tries to look so grand.

I'll bury her in the litter sand.

Hmph, stupid other cats.

I hope they choke on gnats.

Took my birthday gift.

 At least I'm not too old to be swift.

No, no choking on gnats came due. Don't want the SPCA after our zoo. But how dare Pat buy a cat house for those guys. How does he thinks that flies? And Cassie betrayed me and joined them on it. What is this shit? Is 10 the April Fools birthday? I'm too old for this shit anyway. The cat will now  go pass some birthday gas. Maybe they'll choke a little bit on what comes out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.