The cat will go remake today. Pffft and I'll turn into a toad the next time I play. But at least I can make fun. Time for an ode to the remake run. Don't you love them all? There are many you can add to your wall.
Ideas run dry.
But ideas still fly.
The idea of another.
An idea outing the other.
What made dough?
What will all know?
What has a brand?
Raise your hand.
We have this and that.
That was where it's at.
This was grand too.
Now two ideas are due.
Due out in a year.
There's nothing to fear.
The script's been done.
It's ready to run.
Slap in a name.
Add to the fame.
Pull it out of a crypt.
Blow the dust off the script.
The title returned.
Nothing needs to be earned.
Change the poster a bit.
This will be a hit.
Tickets for sale.
Hit the trail.
Critics don't matter.
Make the wallets fatter.
Money will be banked.
What? It tanked?
But it was a hit.
Years ago it was the it.
We retread the past.
We had a new cast.
The exact same beats.
Should shout in the streets.
We don't understand.
Years ago it was grand.
We'll have to make due.
Time for idea from idea number two.
Are you a remake lover? Are you a line shover? Do you run in at the sound of a name? Do you fall for the remake game? Reboot, redo, remake and prequels too. Oh, the movie to TV show is also in view. But at least ideas from ideas from ideas are still there. Otherwise the brain dead would get fired at their Hollyweird lair. Now I'm done with my remake sass. One will never remake, redo or reboot my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in s row
DeleteGoing it slow!
Hank
Good morning True
DeleteGood news,seen Blue
Blue dropped in
At my posting
Perhaps next it's you
Hank
Hank's number one
DeleteSuch fun!
There you are Blue
DeleteVery concerned about you
Welomed back
Expected attack
For No.1 position is due
Hank
Blue has been ill for a long time
DeleteNothing that can be cured by a bottle of wine
Being ill of a kind
DeleteEnjoying it all the time
Hank
On top
DeleteBlue didn't make any flop
In for the fill
Wine to chill
Still having fun
DeleteNot being number one
Where's that wine
Or do I wait in line?
Long line
DeleteEver so fine
Like blue wine?
DeleteOr beer
DeleteNo fear
Great verse Pat, great theme.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
We'll Partake in the Remake
ReplyDeleteJust so we'll make an impact
Come in with a bang
Be part of the gang
Strong efforts we do not lack
Hank
Efforts away
DeleteCome what may
Cat, why is Hank The Poetry Tank cursing? He said, "Remake."
DeleteLet it go
DeleteYou know
#3
ReplyDeleteLittle off
DeleteDon't scoff
Ideas they have none
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they sit on a gun
Ruin Johnsonless knows best
I wish it were the wild west
Reboots make me sick
Why don't they go sit on a stick?
9 out of ten sucking real hard
Calling their shhhh avant-garde
Just so you know
At the Kitty Cat show
Blue's got a chip on his shoulder
Two words: hatred and smolder
Yes, sir, it's a fact
Reboot fetishists need to get sacked
We have this and that
Is a dog as cool as a cat?
No script but they have a 'trilogy' in mind
Truly one of a kind
The Last Jedi's a bastardized rip-off too
Why don't they go sniff a blue shoe?
Return of the title
Is really vital
Return of the This
Smells like kitty piss
Oops did I just say that?
I meant piss by a kitty cat
Return of the That
I'm not gonna say Return of the Tw...
Well, that chip sure is big today
At the Kitty Cat bay
Retread the past?
But will it last?
You know it won't
So don't
Yes, I liked Ghostbusters but I sure hate it now
I must have been bewitched by a cow
So you were right
Day and night
The exact same beats yet so much worse
Let's call it the reboot curse
Predator 10,000's gonna suck too
Time for idea from idea number two.
Wow, Blue!!!
DeleteWho knew?!?
The Cat definitely hit a nerve in you!!! :)
The Cat is fully aware
DeleteThat I um... care
That sentiment we share
Always have, always will
When there's another reboot on it way,
We don't chill, night or day
We go nuts, crazy, mental too
Pretty much like Scooby Doo.
haha look at you go
DeleteKnew it would be so
As the Star Wars plays
Repeat the gaze
I found eight a bore
Almost made me snore
Too long and to blah
Not even worth a haha
A reboot within
Not as bad as 7's spin
You must have been drunk
Or in a Ghostbusters funk
Same beat by beat
Hit the street
Do a dance
Watch the repeat prance
Some kitty piss
Is more bliss
Don't remind me of that flick
DeleteMakes me feel like a um... chick HA!
haha had a lady phase
DeleteDid it corrupt your gaze?
As true as a mongoose
DeleteOn the loose!
With a moose
DeleteIn the caboose
Not a chick on a stick
DeleteOr a toad on the road
Or a fox in a box
DeleteWearing funky socks
Dang, I had no idea, normal though!
ReplyDeleteNormal you say
DeleteAt least weird you don't stray
A couple of remakes have been okay
ReplyDeleteBut most aren’t worth the time of day
Most are crap
DeleteFew fall out of that trap
For some reason, I get annoyed when a book I've loved gets made into a movie. I think I feel like I've invested myself into reading the book and I don't want lazy folks to get to hear the story in 1.5 hours.😂
ReplyDeletePlus, the movies change or leave things out, which ruin it for me.
DeleteMakes perfect sense to me
DeleteIn the place to be
Well it is true
DeleteBut when $$$$ comes due
The author doesn't care
Good movies off books are also rare
If Hollywood would just ask for movie ideas from the public I bet they would come up with some good fresh ideas.
ReplyDeleteBet they would too
DeleteBe instead just a bunch of poo
Some work and some don't. Okay, a lot don't. Heh.
ReplyDeleteHave a good one;)
A lot is the key
DeleteAt any old sea
Some remakes are good
ReplyDeleteI think of Gone in 60 seconds with Nicholas Cage
But some are not worth it
Even though people think they are the rage.
Betty
Yeah, that wasn't bad
DeleteMost are just crap though at ones pad
Right now I can't think of a single remake that was better.
ReplyDeleteHollywood needs fresh ideas to be a pacesetter.
And sadly they won't do any
DeleteHaven't got many
Talk about remakes of movies and remakes of books,
ReplyDeleteHow about a few remakes of my looks.
haha do they do that?
DeleteCosts a lot at one's mat
I'm not huge on remakes. I was a little curious about the newer Point Break because I liked the first one, but it seemed odd to remake it, so I skipped it. :)
ReplyDeleteSupposedly it was utter trash
DeleteBest to pass and not get a rash
Yup, everything has to be remade at some point. Nothing wrong with that especially if it was good the first time around. Happy Fourth Pat.
ReplyDeleteThen no need
DeleteAll about greed
Thanks Pat.
ReplyDelete'Ideas run dry.
But ideas still fly.
The idea of another.
An idea outing the other.'
Ideas started bubbling for Book Three. Thanks, Toad, LOL!
lol bubble and do
DeleteWrite on cue
I do not like remakes most of the time. I also don't like franchises that just don't know when to quit.
ReplyDeleteUgg there are plenty of those
DeleteShould throw them out windows
And burn them.
DeletePee on the ashes too
DeleteEasy to do
Sounds like a job for Scooby Doo.
DeleteCould get it done
DeleteThen away he'd run
Ready for a snack
DeleteThen he'd be back
Like a remake
Taking a break
Remakes abound
DeleteOr prequels surround