The cat has watched Pat go to a few and one question seems to always shine on through. I'm sure you heard it too. Maybe even asked it at your zoo. Are they that dumb? The why can even be answered by my little rhyming bum.
Different tasks.
Different asks.
Different tones.
Same old phones.
Pick up and dial.
Add to the pile.
The pile of time.
A waste ringing chime.
A question before.
A question forevermore.
A question in store.
Dumbos galore.
Why do you want to work here?
It comes ever so clear.
Do they expect something witty?
Doubtful when an old bitty.
Do they expect something profound?
Maybe a butt kissing hound.
Nose up their ass.
Adding to the hired mass.
Why do you want to work here?
Does it bring cheer?
An ego boost.
Come home to roost.
Why do you want to work here?
Kicks back into gear.
As if it ever left.
Question must have heft.
Why do you want to work here?
Surely does, oh dear.
Or oh fluck.
Go pass the buck.
Speaking of buck.
Maybe dough on a truck.
Maybe dollars or cash.
A wad full to flash.
Why do you think?
Look up if brought to the brink.
The answer is ever so clear.
Why do you want to work here?
Ever get that question at your sea? Of course a BS answer comes to be. But doesn't it most always come back to the money? Maybe they find asking it funny. For if you win 50 million bucks would you stay? Answer to that is usually, no way! Then it proves it is about the money in mass. Told you that was even known by my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
T
ReplyDeleteT is for Tuesday
DeleteHope it is a fun day
Ha I ask myself that question everyday
the answer arrives on payday...it comes
down to this- money- if one wants to
survive.
T is for winner
DeleteI mean The Winner
Haha correction noted...
DeleteIn response to if I win some cash would I stay
DeleteI would leave I could honestly say..
Would you stay?
Smart thinking, True.
DeleteThat is the way
DeleteStay for the pay
haha won a whole bunch
I'd be gone before lunch
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank!
DeleteHope the day is kind to you...
Good morning True
DeleteNice seeing you!
Hank
She's quick as the Flash
DeleteStill no cash....
T snuck on in
DeleteFor the win
After being self-employed for almost 20 years, no amount of money will tempt me to work there.
ReplyDeleteSelf employed must be grand
DeleteSorta, maybe at your land
definitely for the darling uniforms we get to wear - NOT!
ReplyDeleteGotta love those
DeleteThe logo shows
Response the Same with each Claim
ReplyDeleteBe careful not to cause amy pain
Asking questions
And only to learn
It's the money that gets the blame
Hank
Money gets the blame
DeleteAlways more of the same
I have heard this many a time
ReplyDeleteI even once said I want to be a mime.
No kidding on that point
Now, let’s blow this joint.
haha miming would be good to say
DeleteWhen it came to a display
Loved my grind once upon a time
ReplyDeleteNow I dread it like a crime
But the monthly bills it pays
So I will stay a few more days
Yep, bills are the reason
DeleteAs it comes about every season
Dumbos galore and a plethora too
ReplyDeleteSniffing too many a dumbo shoe
Just so you know
At the kitty cat show.
Grrrrrrreat post
From coast to coast!
Dumbos by the ton
DeleteEven remake that one
Interview questions are sooo bogus.
ReplyDeleteBogus as can be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
I think we all stretch the truth a bit
ReplyDeletewhen asked questions at an interview
basically we need the money
that's why we want to work here honey
betty
Yep, money is it
DeleteNo matter how much we bullshit
So dumb! Do they really think they will get some profound answer? How about this: 'Because YOU make it look like SO much fun!!!'
ReplyDeletehaha Fun times will be had
DeleteYep, that's why I want to work at this pad
You are SO right. I've often been asked that question, and always answered with something like "You mean, besides the fact that I need money to live?" It usually (not always) got a laugh. Sometimes I got the job, but not every time.
ReplyDeleteWhen I used my smart ass way
DeleteThey laughed, but no call back came to my bay
Lol!
DeleteLaughing with or at
DeleteAt your mat? lol
I wonder if they want a true answer like, "Because you pay the most." lol
ReplyDeletelol may give that a try
DeleteShould it ever again be given a fly
orlin N cassie...another perk two bee inn a feline....we due knot hafta answerz ???? like theez...just chillax at home N watch de pennies pour in { N pennies it iz ;) ♥♥ ~~☺☺
ReplyDeleteChillaxing away
DeleteSure is better at any bay
I worked at a lot of different jobs and yes for the money.
ReplyDeleteThe final job I stayed with was really very funny.
I became a teacher; something I never dreamed of.
It turned out to be the job I loved.
That is grand indeed
DeleteFinding one you loved at your feed
Yes, people can really be THAT dumb. lol
ReplyDeletehaha that they can be
DeleteSeen many at our sea
Doesn't need to be asked, the answer is obvious ~
ReplyDeleteReading the top comments here, entertains me, smiles !
haha entertain away
DeleteAnd obvious it is at play
Why is, "I want to work here because I need a paycheck" a bad thing? What better motivator is there for responsibility than having continuous bills to pay, lolol
ReplyDeletelol that sure is true
DeleteShould use that at my zoo
Show Me The Money! $$$ I never took a job because I thought it would be fun. It was always about paying the bills.
ReplyDeleteBills sure come due
DeleteOnly reason to have one at our zoo