The cat heard a whiner nearby. He is sure one whiny guy. I ran under the bed. But still easy to hear what the whiner said. So this ode came to be. Only thing such umm idiots will ever get from me.
Boo hoo, boo hoo.
What I say is so true.
I'm starving and broke.
I can't afford a Coke.
Life is so hard.
No gas to mow the yard.
No money for bills.
I'm the talk of rumor mills.
Milling and tilling.
My life isn't thrilling.
It is so so so bad.
I'm so so so sad.
Wait here for me.
I've got a place to be.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
I have to go get spiffy.
These are my last ones.
The washer no longer runs.
The last clean clothes.
Oh, life gives me so many woes.
I'm off for a drive.
I don't know if I'll survive.
But I need to go.
I've got things to do, you know.
That hits the spot.
Makes the day less hot.
Eases my worried mind.
I only get the good kind.
300 bucks a week.
My liquor sure doesn't play hide and seek.
It gets me through the day.
Life is so hard my way.
Only 300 unless I run out.
Then maybe another 100 comes about.
I need my cigarettes too.
That's only a few 100 or two.
I have no idea how to survive.
Those bills are eating me alive.
Ah. That hit the spot.
No. I don't drink a lot.
Pffffffffffffft from the cat. He never whined to me again after that. Guess he didn't like what I had to say. I'm sure you can guess that it wasn't a very nice retort from our bay. Know any such whiny drunks like that? Or maybe just whiny where they are at. Got no time for them at my sea. On them the cat wouldn't even pee. I guess toward them I am a bit crass. But that keeps such fools from whining more than once to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteTaking it slow!
Hank
Back to two
DeleteAt our zoo
Hank look at you go
Deleteat the cat's show
On the go
DeleteTo and fro
In a Funk with a Drunk
ReplyDeleteWhining times isn't fun
Retorts certainly
Not making them happy
Only then they'll shun
Hank
Hank!
DeleteShun they do
DeleteA time or two
Bills keeps stacking
ReplyDeleteBrains are racking
Boo hoo hoo
Not Scooby Doo
Where's that genie
In my shoe?
Hello Cat
None there?
DeleteBut isn't life supposed to be fair?
Fair... what does that mean
DeleteThings ain't never been fair at my scene.
Something tells me you know it's true
As true as you know who.
Just so you know
At your kitty cat show
Now, who said, "When you gotta go, you gotta go"?
ha - life isn't fair
Deleteto this I can declare
sometimes, one has to beware
as people will come and stare
I guess one shouldn't compare
all I ask is for peace at my lair
Hi Blue
Deletehaha yep, fantasy affair
DeleteWhen it comes to fair
Life can be shit
Jurassic Park sized it
Hello True
DeleteHow are you?
Wondering why Blue didn't say hi
In the True blue sky :)
Fantasy affair it is, Cat,
When we want fairness at our mat
No one would be poor or broke
Everyone breathe and no one choke
Just so you knowÁt the kitty cat show
Fair off at the fair
DeleteSee what I did there?
I should charge a fare
That may not be fair
They're also the same people who drop a ton on stupid lottery tickets each week.
ReplyDeleteYep, going for that big win
DeletePffft as they shake their tin
Whining doesn't do a lot of good but it sure makes one feel better. Have a super Sunday Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat it may
DeleteAt the end of a long day
We don't like the whining any time at all but it seems to happen often!
ReplyDeleteThat it will
DeleteCan get your fill
People will always find money for what they want to buy
ReplyDeleteThough they may do a bit of whine
But as long as they get their wants
They will be just fine.
Betty
That they will
DeleteAs whining gets its fill
Although late in the day for me to be commenting I lved the verse Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeeee
DeleteFor meee
A lot of broke people are broke by their own design.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteAnd yet they still try to get far
Lots of people whine about a lot of different things. I don't whine, I complain and rant. There's a difference. lol
ReplyDeletelol ranting sure can come due
DeleteI've complained a time or two
There's a difference, all right
DeleteAs different as day and night
Or a toad and a road
Or a hog and a dog
And a mouse and a house.
Just so you know
At the kitty cat show.
Or a duck on a puck
DeleteOr a buck in a truck
Or buck on a tree
DeleteWell, Scooby Dooweeee!
Oh hi Mary
Buck to play
DeleteDay by day
Al about money sometimes is difficult but I never whining any but so is the life !
ReplyDeleteHave a nice Sunday with the cats!
That is the way of life indeed
DeleteAll about money to do anything at ones feed
I like to drink a bit of wine
ReplyDeletedoes that make me a whiner?
That it could
DeleteA different way at your hood
A happy drunk would have been so much better! haha.
ReplyDeleteThat it would
DeleteUgg to them all though in my hood
I only drink before I get on a plane. And not enough to get drunk, just relaxed.
ReplyDeleteCan't sober fly
DeleteOh me, oh my
Haha I too need a drink before flying
DeleteIt takes the edge off, one Bloody Mary
If it’s an early flight...
Edge you say?
DeleteIs it a sharp display?
Some people whine about everything and think drinking will save the day. Instead it ends up making matters worse and they're wasting their lives away.
ReplyDeleteYep, that is the end of it
DeleteThem and their whining fit
I know a drunk who hides his booze. He's broke too. I'm with the cat. Double phffttt.
ReplyDeleteDouble pfffft wins the day
DeleteFrom such people we stray
I’ve been drunk many a time
ReplyDeleteBut never committed a crime.
Those were fun days
When I was often in a haze
But I grew up and now enjoy my O.J.
Not that jerk! The juice, ok?😀
haha juice I figured on
DeleteNot the con
Pffft for real! I know people who are always broke, but have money for cigarettes, booze, the casino, dining out. But, when it comes time to pay the bills, they are broke. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteYeah, funny how that works out
DeletePfffft to all such people about