A rolling stone gathers no moss. I guess that would be the stone's loss? Moss can be cushy. Although it could get bushy. But hey, some humans like that. I'm a non-judgemental, yeah right, rhyming cat.
Idioms are the bees knees.
Spout them out with the breeze.
They are really the mutts nuts.
Although many may be left in ruts.
Not in the know.
A mutt nut chopping they may go.
A searching for bees knees.
Either end wouldn't please.
A universal one for all.
One heard by all at the mall.
One heard by all at work.
One that is truly a perk.
A sitting desk gets nothing done.
Making up nonsense is all kinds of fun.
A ringing phone chases lonely away.
One could sit and do this all day.
Universal to one and all?
Could be a tough call.
Whoops, did it once more.
Maybe you'll find answers by the shore.
A shore with no prints is waiting to be tamed.
So good that it should be named.
A tire with no car is one wheel.
How does that make you feel?
A tree that grows out will never stand tall.
I guess that leaves many uninvited to the ball.
A Muppet with no song will never catch fire.
I guess they may soon go and expire.
A whiner in your ear can deafen your mind.
No wonder there is hard of hearing mankind.
A PC speech while have your feet licked clean.
Zombie feet would make that an R rated scene.
Whelmed with less over and under is whelmed.
Backwards and forwards that can't be helmed.
As rare as rocking horse shit.
That is some rare by a bit.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Are these growing more in the know and blander?
Shit or get off the pot.
I guess idioms have a plot.
Do you fall into idiom land? Ever make up any in your land? Or maybe sayings too. Either or can come due. Some can be taken so wrong. Poor dogs won't be singing a happy song. If one were to piss up a rope that could be bad. Taking them all literally would drive one mad. They sure sprout up like blades of grass and provide plenty of entertainment for my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteHoping to move
DeleteAlong the groove
Hank
Staying on the go
DeleteHeigh ho, heigh ho
Go with the flow
Delete'Cause.....
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
How's that for an idiom at your show
Dino idioms "dropping" on your mat
That can't be right, Cat.
A drop to see
DeleteBut watch where you pee
May get a call
Some don't like it at all
Most interesting to read Pat and thought provoking I must say.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
Yepper, a rolling moss never gets stoned!
ReplyDeleteNo stoner face
DeleteWith that embrace
Rolls of my back like a duck! Oops that’s wrong..channeling Samuel Goldwyn. Poor Kermit..he’s a muppet after all. I like my dad’s which is have mentioned in the past. “That son of a bitch is as useless as a dog’s hind leg.” “That bastard is a serious useless as a boar’s tits.”
ReplyDeletehaha both are grand
DeleteThat he used in your land
my brain is not working this morning to be clever. I'll just say good rhyme
ReplyDeleteBrain got stuck
DeleteWhat the duck
Made me smile to hear some my mother favored. When my husband was a coach, he always told his players if they were five minutes early to practice they were already ten minutes late. Few of them were ever late.
ReplyDeleteGood way to get them there
DeleteWith time to spare
Grew up with one too many
ReplyDeleteNow the drive me simply insaney
haha not a fan
DeleteAs they come like a flash in the pan
Idiom it Up Fill up your Cup
ReplyDeleteGreat sayings for a build-up
Wise and creative
Can be combative
Lends support to good write-up
Hank
That it can indeed
DeleteLend with what takes seed
Use a few idioms here and there
ReplyDeleteTry not to but they just slip out
But some of them can be a bit fun to say
And that is what life is all about.
betty
That it sure is
DeleteA fun life biz
I've heard a lot of those but I don't use them. My grandpa did though.
ReplyDeleteSome just what to be said
DeleteAs they pop in our head
Never use them myself, my my grandma used to love using them whenever she could.
ReplyDeleteDidn't stick with you
DeleteAs she said quite a few?
I use idioms now and then, but NOBODY could use 'em as well as my mother-in-law did. Talk about unique. She had a way of mixing two together to come up with something totally meaningless. She didn't mean to, but that was just part of her charm.
ReplyDeletehaha that would be fun to hear
DeleteUse to together and give them a cheer
I try to make them up as innuendos, but my husband doesn't always appreciate my sense of humor.😂
ReplyDeletehaha doesn't want more
DeleteThere at your shore
Our president is an idiom. Oh, wait, I meant he's an idiot. Silly me.
ReplyDeleteA simply slip of letter
DeleteFor him idiot is far better
These will be running through my mind for the rest of the day.
ReplyDeleteThey may even invade my dreams but what can I say?
haha so many to do
DeleteAt least won't be stuck with one or two
I don't use idioms. Don't know why not. Pat you have a great week end.
ReplyDeleteSometimes they are just there
DeleteSometimes not at ones lair
'Poo or get off the pot' was one my grandfather would say if he wanted me to hurry. He taught me to play Snake Eyes and if I'd take too long he'd say that too, lol
ReplyDeletehahaha needed you to get going
DeleteA move it or lose it showing