Thanks to Jax wanting to do a post with the cat, now not only do I have to share my couch with the tiny humans but I have to share my blog. At least I don't have to like it. Or have to stay. I'll let Pat take over.
"Hey, tiny humans! Go listen to Uncle Pattie's drivel. I'm out."
"Uncle Pattie, was that your phone? Is it a service call?"
"I don't have service calls. It's just a lady bugging me."
"Is it the scary lady?"
"Nah. That is Nanny's friend. Uncle Pattie would block her. This one is just crazy."
"Uncle Pattie...is she a hemorrhoid?"
"Hemorrhoid is a bad word."
"No it isn't. Uncle Pattie said I can say it with him."
"I don't think she's a hemorrhoid, guys."
"That's good. Hemorrhoids are bad."
"She wants to know your favorite books though."
"Paw Patrol!"
"Pokemon."
"jaja ding dong!!!
"Which ones, guys? You don't want the crazy lady making the phone ding while you watch TV do you?
"I'll pick. Paw Patrol."
'jaja ding dong!!!
"Wanker. Hemorrhoid."
"Those are bad words."
"No. They are fun. Wanker."
"Guys, more books before the crazy lady dings."
"I hope she's not scary, uncle pattie."
"Or a wanker!"
"Hemorrhoid."
"Enough! I'm taking back over. You three never shut up. Now start talking about your favorite books or Jax may have a fit. By the way she is over here.
Tiny Human Number 1
"One two three four five six seven nine ten eleven."
"Stop, tiny human. Just pick 5 and stop."
"I like this one because it has a turtle on a whale's head and a scary witch house."
"Now wasn't that easier?"
"One two three four five six seven nine ten eleven."
"At this point I just give up."
"It has a ghost lion and a bad guy."
"One two three four five six seven nine ten eleven."
"I get to pop the bubbles. Pop pop pop."
"One two three four five six seven nine ten eleven."
"Dragons. Big dragons."
"Paw Patrol..."
"Please don't sing that song. On to the next tiny human."
Tiny Human Number 2
"Uncle Pattie, I just want to watch Paw Patrol. Can I ignore the crazy lady?"
"Cassie and Orlin. I touched Orlin. He likes me."
"Uncle Pattie, can we go dig a big hole at the beach? There is a beach in that one."
"I want to see what's on the tree. Oh. Look. Pokeball go! What was on the tree?"
"There are strangers in this book, Uncle Pattie. Strangers are scary like the scary lady. Are we done with the scary lady?"
"No. It is hemorrhoid lady."
"No. I said crazy lady."
"Hemorrhoid."
"Okay. Enough giggling over the crazy lady who isn't too scary and probably doesn't have hemorrhoids. Time to finish up."
"Wait, Orlin. Uncle Pattie has new books."
"Fine! Gotta show that he hasn't been completely lazy."
"Well that took longer than usual. Tiny humans, geesh. I need a rest. And yeah, they cheated and used all Uncle Pattie's books. Advertising at its finest. Humans."
And before I go, I'll add some flow.
Yep. Two new books were released as Pat never ceased.
At least with that stuff. Couldn't let me rhyme off the cuff.
But at least, even if I had to share, this came to pass. And I still prove that I'm a little rhyming ass.
Enjoy life, forget the strife.
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Apparently you need to write a book about hemorrhoids for them...
ReplyDeleteAt least they like some of your books!
Yeah. They'd love it lol some favorites in there indeed.
Deleteglad you are right up there with Paw Patrol. Excellent post. Good luck keeping the scary lady away. Giggle Giggle.
ReplyDeleteUp with Paw Patrol is a win. Hopefully she stays away lol
DeleteWell, at least you know what they like! I remember Puddle Bubble Trouble. Congrats on the new books and watch out for Rubble!LOL
ReplyDeletelol Rubble and Rocky and uggg I know the names. So sad.
Delete.. & you said the cat had no influence! I have a feeling a certain feline nudged the bambinos in a certain direction. Crazy lady? I guess screaming over the hummingbird did me in. I’m still disappointed so Squat the Robot though. Am I the only one that gets excited for shampoo saving the day?
ReplyDeletelol the cat always has influence. The hummingbird sure helped. I guess it is just you and shampoo.
DeleteCongrats on two new books. Even if the kids just wanted to watch Paw Patrol.
ReplyDeleteThey get into them at bed time. Other than that. Paw Patrol lol
DeleteCongrats on the 2 new ones!! Shameless you are to use children in your advertising in such a way!! LOL :) Cute little ones they are though!
ReplyDeletebetty
lol never shied away from shameless before, why start now?
DeleteThe two sure seem to know what they want, most of the time anyways!
ReplyDeleteAt least during that moment lol
DeleteCongrats on your new books. I loved the pictures and your story of the kids. They are so cute and funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks. Fun to let the kiddos roll.
Deleteyou know they will change their minds tomorrow if they haven't already !!! congrats on the two new books, hope they sell a trillion copies...hope all is well otherwise with the otherstuff ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteYeah. They will change their mind tomorrow indeed. Still keeping on here.
DeleteHaha. I guess hemorrhoid is the word of the day
ReplyDeleteI got called one last week, and what could I say?
I wasn't gonna thank her, so
I said "You're a wanker."
All these books look so fun.
It's hard to choose one.
Congrats on so much high end publication!
We need the laughs in our nation,
the world over too
so we're not so darn blue.
Wanker and hemorrhoid is my go to
DeleteWith the munchkins in view
So we let the flow
And more books come in tow
Oh you should not use that h-word! LOL :-)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your new books!
lol beats the a word that it gets on.
DeleteCongrats on the two new books! I bet the boys enjoy your books, so many good ones
ReplyDeleteon display.
They sure enjoy a few here at our zoo
DeleteCongrats on 2 more books and enjoying time with your nephews who love the scary lady who may have hemorrhoids. I see another book
ReplyDeleteThe hemorrhoid scary lady comes for a stay! next book lol
DeleteI can hear in my head
ReplyDeleteThe words these tiny humans will have said
In a decade or more,
Especially if you keep teaching them language galore!
Congratulations on the two new books!
haha uncle pattie lets them flow
DeleteAnd away their words will go
Let the tiny humans guest post more. They are quite hilarious :) Great book picks too, even if Uncle Pattie is using them to push for sales LOL
ReplyDeletelol you want the cat to give them screen time? How rude? But then Pat does use them to sell, so there is that. Tit for tat. Just pfft says the cat.
DeleteSweet little humans! Where did they learn those words? Paw Patrol is normally careful about their language.
ReplyDeleteMay have been uncle pattie lol
DeleteThe boys on the cover of "Mama Said No" look a lot like the kiddos on the couch. A winning combo. Fun post, Uncle Pattie!
ReplyDeleteGood eye indeed, as it may be based on them.
DeleteI love this Post cat /Pat really I love and see the kids and the cats hahah
ReplyDeleteTogetherness indeed
DeleteIt is great to see your work! You have done some writing indeed! Wanker and hemorrhoids? Those little guys will develop a diverse vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteThat they will hahaha
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