A Try On The Fly!

Since Pat is "busy" and such.

Pffft don't trust him much.

I think he is lying and just lazy.

Or maybe he has just gone more crazy.

Can you go more when already gone?

I guess if you ran naked on the lawn.

I mean people do that quite a bit.

It may be funny if they step in dog umm shit.

But then they should know better.

Unless a neighbor, then write a nasty letter.

Is that even a thing any more?

The Twitter nuts would think it a chore.

Too many characters for their little mind.

Weren't we supposed to be going on about the grind?

I guess that would be me and not we.

Pat is out and all that is left is me.

But Pat doesn't mind using me for this ad stuff.

I think he is finishing up another made of fluff.

Yeah, he has fluff in the head.

My hair is there after he gets out of bed.

Hair to spare with COVID on a tear.

Seems to be the way with each shaggy human pair.

Could learn a new skill and cut.

First practice on the kid or mutt.

Oh, we are really going everywhere.

Are you random with long hair?

Or is that just little old me?

I always have things to say to thee.

Maybe it should be structured with a number.

Could make some have a better slumber.

Do those people even sleep anyway?

No numbers and they weep and not sleep a day.

#9. Vacuum cleaners aren't meant for the grass.

Maybe that needs to be a song for the singing bass.

Don't vacuum nature. Don't vacuum grass.

If you do all will avoid your crazy ass.

Boy, this is hard on the claws.

I have to go rest my paws.

It is easier to let Pat repeat my sass.

Oh the hardships of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.