The cat hears things from way up here. Or maybe Pat does, but I'm still near. We'll just go with the cat. I do hear things from poop machines where we are at. Pat let's them in. That has to be a sin. Right! Back to it. We don't want to go on about their umm spit. Are you looking? Think it's a wrong booking? Think it broke? Nope. Not that kind of fixed poke. Or maybe it is. Never fear, there won't be a quiz.
The idea of fixed.
It sure can be nixed.
Not even broken or busted.
Can't even go with rusted.
No need be had,
Which is kinda sad.
But a had be need.
It always takes seed.
It tries to play dumb.
That old fixed income.
Yet it leaves you broke and stuck.
Can I get a what the fluck?
It robs you of supper.
That great fixer upper.
Yet it's more of a fixer downer.
Tell it to an out of towner.
Shouldn't that be fixed?
Out of towner may get nixed.
They could dwell in a city.
Out of citier some sort of pity?
Bah, that takes two.
Plural towners, or citiers, for you.
So that means a couple or pair.
Both are the same? Don't go there.
Why is that the case?
You'll get in another head space.
Then we'll have to fix you up right.
Even if you are sitting down on site.
But back to the pair.
Or couple if you care.
They were made and put together.
Any storm they can weather.
They were fixed up by a friend.
That has to be grand to no end.
But they still look tired and worn.
They look like they did on the day they were born.
All wrinkly and such.
Fixed is out of touch.
I guess I better fix its little red wagon.
Let's end this before it starts laggin'.
Did you know fixed was such a liar? Someone should set fixed on fire. Steals your money, leaves you wrinkly, and lets your roof leak. You'd be better off up broken creek. At least the water may flow. Damned if I know. Did the cat think about this too much? That can't be fixed even a touch. And there was no mention of snip snip. I guess we didn't fixate on that trip. This is just how things come to pass with my not so fixable little rhyming ass.
Fixate on this and don't miss.
Getting 'fixed up' never seems to end well.
ReplyDeleteNope, always seems broken to begin with
DeleteI got fixed when I was young but I don’t remember much about it!
ReplyDeleteAll groggy and such
DeleteWhen I try to fix something it all turns out wrong. So the wrinkles are hidden a bit, but they're still there.
ReplyDeleteFixed to wrong, a familiar song.
DeleteLizard's about to get a knee fix;
ReplyDeleteI hope the results are better than this mix!
Hopefully so
DeleteThen onward he can go
I'm bad at fixing things myself. I did make hubby get fixed after the last kid though. Best $600 I ever did spend!
ReplyDeletehaha and then you got another anyway. But at least without all the diapers at your bay.
DeleteI think I like the diapers stage more than the moody teenager stage lol
Deletehaha more control in the diaper stage. Don't do what you want, pick them up and make them. Teenagers are a bit heavier.
DeleteI need a quick fix of coffee so I can be fixed to start my days some mornings.
ReplyDeletebetty
A good fixing to help you get in the fixed state.
DeleteWe just fixed the dog!
ReplyDeleteDid the pup like the fix?
DeleteI don't try to fix much when it's broken. Better just to buy a new one.
ReplyDeleteSometimes that is sure the best way.
DeleteAll three of my pups are 'fixed.' They're happy anyway. Smiles.
ReplyDeleteHappy in bliss and unknown
DeleteNo fixing needed here, unless you count anything electronic.
ReplyDeleteThat stuff sure is built to break
DeleteFixed Is Nixed!
ReplyDeleteTwist with a flick
Quick fix
Easy gig
Make them sick
Hank
Twist and shout
DeleteFix or throw it out
Yo -you gotta have connections for the Fix. The Fix is in. You feel me.
ReplyDeleteIf I feel you, wouldn't that be stalking?
DeleteLots of great responses here. My fix is my coffee. I'm with Theresa on the fixed HH:) And I've learned that it's much better to get a professional when something needs fixed at our house. Good post:)
ReplyDeleteA coffee fix seems to be going around, as does the hubby fix, guess I'll stay single lol
DeleteI'm the opposite on the hubby fix. I wanted 9 kids, but got too old to keep having 'em. I like everything about being a mom. 4 is good, and now the grandbabies are a' flowin' :)
ReplyDeleteIf I need something fixed, I call a professional, knowing full well I'm going to probably not do it right. Though the guy who fixed my a/c didn't really do such a great job.
haha damn, that would have been a lot of kiddos. Crummy age. But no perfect 10?
DeleteYeah, some so-called professionals aren't very good.
orlin N cassie; damn strait fixed izza liar....we went bye car sum place ta bee "fixed" N came home with lezz partz.....♥♥♥☺☺☺
ReplyDeleteyeah, such a lying fixed. De-parting us all.
DeleteLike Betty, I need a quick fix of coffee every morning. Having it right now!
ReplyDeleteHave to keep on a drinking to go go go
DeleteMy daughter and her HH got a 'great fixer upper'. It's keeping them exhausted and broke:)
ReplyDeleteProved fixed is a liar, as they got a broker upper.
Delete"Fixed" has a different meaning for my dog.
ReplyDeleteTwas the unkindest cut of all.
Oh so mean
DeleteNo humping like a pimply teen
Stupid is fixed too
ReplyDeleteIt never goes away unlike some blue suede shoe
Stupid is all around staying put no matter what you say
Fixed like carved in stone
Want some meat?
Here's a bone.
So it goes
And it shows
Stupid is fixed
No need to moan.
Fixed in a state
DeleteA sure fire fate
Stupid all around
Easy to be found
Isn't it funny to use that term for it? lol
DeleteFun indeed
DeleteThe cat is in a purrfect spot to hear things.
ReplyDeleteCan see and hear all up there. Or so he pretends.
DeleteThe fix is in, you see
Deletebut that stays between you and me
or the jig is up
between the cat and pup
no more fixes can be had
if he opens his mouth and blabs
so keep it quiet kitty-do
this one is between me and you.
Elsie
In with the fix
DeleteNo real tricks
Just dance that jig
Dance one eye, dance for a gig