Here we were sharing.
The cat can be caring.
Two for a chew.
Then no came due.
"Did you want to die?"
Quiet. You gave it a try.
"At least I didn't throw a fit."
Stop interrupting my bit.
I can say no too.
No ass pillow for you.
Go sit on the floor.
Or take it to another shore.
No Christmas decorations to be had.
You'll have a bare pad.
Not a thing to be seen
Santa will think you're mean.
No laundry folded.
To me it is molded.
Hmmm that may be bad.
Bah, already seen you naked at our pad.
(And not much to see. Hee Hee Hee.)
And no balls for any.
I don't care if there are many.
No balls for you.
And no ball tent too.
Bah. That got in.
Books for a spin.
Right. No sales for you.
That works at our zoo.
Desperation at play.
Two in one day.
A 9 book series is had.
Bah, still no sales for you at our pad.
Did you hear me?
Nothing for thee.
Return my string.
Those fangs may sting.
Not talking to you.
Nope, not giving a view.
I want that string back.
Bah, it won't give me a heart attack.
Pat got shameless self promotion and he still wouldn't give the string some motion. He hid it from me. Cassie let it be. Not me though. Have you had anything stolen from you that you won't let go? It will kill me? Bah, are you a vet at your sea? I'll poop it out just fine. I'm a rhyming feline. No? Bah, listen to my flow. I'm fine at eating string in mass. Pat only thinks he is protecting my little rhyming ass.
Tie a string and have a fling.
No. #1
ReplyDeleteAfter a long time!
A Little Self...Nope!
Can be a string or rope
Not eating it
Perhaps some bits
Out with it do the poop
Hank
Back on top
DeleteSure not a flop
Have to watch the bits
Sure can mean the umm pits
Your helpers are ready and waiting!
ReplyDeleteAlways good to have helpers on hand
DeleteI'm sure they have favorite books to chew on, or ignore. They better sell more - gives them more treats
ReplyDeleteTrue, they want treats they better sell haha
DeleteThat picture with the fangs had me a bit scared! I'm sure the books will sell in due time!
ReplyDeletebetty
haha he was yawning actually and I just caught it just in time.
DeleteA ball pit sounds like a fun thing to get my mom's cat.
ReplyDeleteHe enjoys it and bats them around as much as the kids
DeleteThose are some lucky felines!!
ReplyDeleteIf only they knew haha
DeletePoor Cat
ReplyDeleteMean Pat
Oh so mean at our scene
DeleteThe fangs gave me a huge laugh,
ReplyDeleteBut why would Pat pull such a gaffe???
Does he need me to send a ball of string
Which you could then at him fling???
We'd fling and eat
DeleteThinking it a great treat
The pics were great. We had a cat that ate a string. It was like cat yo yo. All was well that 'ended' well. But it certainly taught me my lesson about keeping strings away.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've had to pull dental floss out his butt once, so have to be vigilant.
DeleteSo much furry cuteness on today's post!
ReplyDeleteNo, don't eat the string. You don't wanna have a tail on your poop!
Yeah, no tail poop being had sure is fine at our pad.
DeleteSharp fangs. A little self promotion is good. I hope you get some sales.
ReplyDeleteSharp they be. I get sales here and there, the cat was just poking fun.
DeleteHow impressive. Your # of books is amazing.
ReplyDeleteCan pump them out indeed
DeleteSo many books, congrats! The cats are cute!
ReplyDeleteThey sure think so
DeleteStrings are irresistible. I have my granddaughter here all week and the only way the cat will go near her, is if she has a string. That must be an awesome feeling to see all of those books on display and know you wrote them. :)
ReplyDeletehaha string seems to win cats most everywhere over. He'll come for the kiddos here too. Nice feeling indeed.
DeleteYou've quite a collection.
ReplyDeleteNo means for deception.
A motley crew at your zoo.
And many more than a few.
Profanity Granny's still the best.
She out-curses all the rest.
More congrats to you
for such productivity at your zoo.
Curse she can do
DeleteMore than a few
And much to see
As we go on a spree
orlin N cassie...haz dad pat ever considurred writin a book ;) ~~
ReplyDeleteN sorree dood but we gota side with pat on thiz one; stringz knot a
good thing ta chew on lezz itz got two knotz de size of golf ballz
sum wher long de line....that stuff will mezz up yur colon faster
N a bass terd turkee left out ta self mold for 5 weekz in tempz oh
110 degreez.....
just sayin :) ♥♥
haha not sure he ever thought of that.
DeleteYeah, I'll agree under protest.
That Christmas deco is getting the same treatment ours do. Ha.
ReplyDeletehaha used as chew toys
DeleteI'm going to start calling Pat "Dan"
ReplyDeletewith the shameless promotions at his land.
Of course the evil cat is in on the game
Maybe Dan is really his name?
Those fangs may scare some folks,
but to me they're just a joke.
I've got no fear at my sea
now go away and deal with your fleas.
Been awhile since I've done a roast. Ah, so fun! Hope all is well in your world, Pat!!
Elsie
haha Worqueendan went far far away
DeleteGuess he read one too many migraine posts at your bay
You just scared him off with that and a one-eyed look
He's probably off writing a migraine book
Maybe for your pic he'll add some curly bangs
Cover up that one eye so you can't see my fangs
The critters would love that ball tent.
ReplyDeleteThey enjoy it here, kid and critter alike.
Deletethese cats are really funny and cute, but really the move like a boss !! xo
ReplyDeleteThink they are the boss indeed
DeleteThat kitty ball pit looks like something my cats might like. For a few minutes, anyway. They're a tad on the fickle side. Right now, their favorite thing in the whole world seems to be a largish piece of brown packing paper. My husband tossed it to the hearth when he removed it from a box, and all week long, the cats have been doing tag-team napping on it.
ReplyDeleteThat array of your books looks verrrry impressive. :)
haha they always pick out the weirdest things to like, at least for a little while.
DeleteWe confess, nice to impress.
I need to get my kitties a ball tent. They'd have a blast. Well, maybe. I'd have to assign hours to each of them cause they don't get along together. Guess that would work.
ReplyDeleteAnd all your books are awesome.
haha maybe the balls will bring them together.
DeleteNothing wrong with a little self promotion. You've got quite the collection of books that need to get into readers hands!
ReplyDeleteWorks for us.
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